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You were awoken by a loud rumble of thunder in the middle of the night. You instantly sat bolt upright but then groaned as soon as you realized that it was just a storm. You lay back down then proceeded to curl back up under your duvet and close your eyes again.Just as you were about to fall back asleep there was a knock at your bedroom door. It was a quiet knock, you almost didn’t hear it, it was so quiet.You groaned again but climbed out of bed and opened the door to find Loki standing there.He didn’t look like the fierce person you knew, in fact you’d never seen him look so innocent. He has big, wide, scared eyes and dishevelled hair. H...

"Drew: 2000 points to Kathy Griffin for kissing Ryan. Kathy Griffin: Yeah! Colin: I never get 2000 points for kissing him. Drew: Because you like the kissing. Ryan: It's gotta be on the show! Colin: *nods his head*""Ryan: Hey Colin. Colin: Yeah? Ryan: What comes to mind when I say Ricky Ricardo and great cigars? Colin: Oh! Tapioca! Ryan: *Confused* Really? Why is that? Colin: Isn't that his big song? TAPIOOOOCAAAA!""Colin: I will let you fluff my Garfield if you know what I mean""Drew: Do you know what's behind you, Colin? Colin: I hope it's me with my clothes on...""Wayne: Horward, can you last, Horward, how did the song get so damn fast....

          "Hey, which one of you beautiful young ladies wants to play next hmm?" Jiraiya looked around the room, then pointed straight at you. "You, I think it's high time you had a go at this. Step right up and pick an item out of the bucket of love." He laughed.You placed your hand in the basket and pulled out the first item you touched. It was a small rectangular box with a red nob on one end of the top. You slid over the knob only to have something pointy launch at you from the box. "What the heck is this? Some kind of finger torture trick?""No, it's just a snake in a box. People used to put venom on the tips of those tiny little fangs...

Tony StarkXReader“Good morning everyone.” I walk through the elevator doors to the penthouse floor of Stark Tower. The Avengers have a meeting this morning, so I had to come. We hold the meetings at Stark’s because we all know he’s not going to come unless we invade his house. “Joseph go watch TV till I’m done here, with my meeting.”“What’s with the kid sweetheart?”“Mrs. McCall, the old lady next door, had a doctor’s appointment today so she couldn’t babysit.”“Why do you have him with you anyway?”“He’s my son Tony.” I look at him with a straight face, and can’t believe he is asking me this.“Wow, didn’t know you were married, let alone that...