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Iggy was on the toliet for hours. When would this pain end? Alfie told him not to eat all that cheese but it wasnt even that. Iggy was always constipated. After three long hours iggy squeeze out poo. Relief. He flush but not wash him hands >///< (ugh iggy u have ecoli on ur hands wtf) and then heads to the kitchen to make breakfast. Baked beans on bread. An iggers classic France smelled the disgusting stench of the soggy bean bread and pranced into the kitchen looking very gay (hes pan). "Mon duex mon anglette zwhat zhave I told you zhebout zhe bean bread!" He let out a dramatic gasp and smashes his head against the refrigerator then giggle. "Jour nasty cooking... zhit is cramping mon style." England growl as his stomach gurgle. He hadn't gotten out all of his poop this morning. "Oi ye wanker bugger off. Bugger off. " he rolls his eyes France sigh and then begin making his metamucil smoothie "Fuck is that you twat?" "Zhis? " France smirked and lifted the glass, drinking back the thick liquid, slurping and gulping. He looks at Iggy and raises his brows. "Metamucil deluxe smoothie, mon petite omelette. " "What the fuxk is that frog?" France frown and throw glass at him. "Metamucil is&#160;a fiber supplement made from psyllium husk, a compound derived from the seeds of Plantago ovata, also known as blond plantain ( 1 ). It's a type of soluble fiber, which means that it absorbs water and forms a gel-like consistency as it passes through your digestive tract." "What...?" France sigh "In othzer words zit is making zhou shit mon amour. Zit is not only got for zhe digestive track but zhe overzall heltze of zour body. Oh and it makes zour seamen taste like le orange." Iggy blushes and quickly downs the whole tube of metamucil. He has 20 lbs of TOXIC POOP stuck in his gut. It had taken the form of a baby bump that people had been mistaking for a pregnancy. Frances eyes widened. "MI AMOUR NO!" Iggy began shitting piles all over until his intestines began leaking out of his butthole in a bloofy mess. Metamucil OD