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HEROINES 4 HIRE #1 “Soft Launch, Hard Targets” Starring: Kamala Khan & Laura Kinney Primary Antagonists: The B.R.O.S. OPENING SEQUENCE — A HERO BUSINESS WITH ZERO CLIENTS The issue opens not with action, but controlled chaos. A cramped Jersey City storefront is mid-renovation. Folding tables. Borrowed routers. A whiteboard labeled: HEROINES 4 HIRE — SOFT LAUNCH STRATEGY Under it: Legal paperwork?? Insurance??? Do we need snacks? Kamala is livestreaming their grand opening to exactly twelve viewers, enthusiastically pitching the idea of accessible heroism as a community service platform. Behind her, Laura silently assembles reinforced shelving like she’s preparing a bunker instead of an office. Kamala frames the business as: “Mutual aid meets superhero response time.” Laura frames it as: “We help people.” They already disagree about branding language. Their first day produces: three prank submissions, one confused DoorDash driver, and a complaint from a neighboring business