Rita Loud's Massive Mega Dump by Titan820, literature
Literature
Rita Loud's Massive Mega Dump
In the morning, Troy's home phone began to rang.
Troy: Hello?
Rita: Gulp" Hey Troy!" Rita said while it sounded like she was eating something.
Troy: It's nice to hear from you, what's up?
Rita: Oh, I was thinking about doing something special for you. You wanna help out?
Troy: Ok, I'm in!
Rita: Awesome. I need you to pick me up some laxatives and a galleon of prune juice. Can you do that?
Troy: You got it.
Rita: Great. I'm eating a ton of meat right now. So it might be gone by the time you get here.
Troy: Alright then, see you soon." He said as he hanged up and went to go get the supplies.
As a few minutes passed, Rita had finished her food, and was now on the couch rubbing her stomach
She hears a knock on her door and goes up to get it.
Rita opens the door. "Grrrrrrrrrrr" Oh, great. You came. Hey Troy.
Troy: Yup and I got the stuff." He said as he holds up a bag.
Rita: Great. Come, sit on the couch with me.
He nods as they goes to the couch.
Rita sat down.
Title: Love's Unexpected Harvest
Narrator (Tina): Dan always had a way with words. The brother wasn't particularly fine, his bank account wasn't on baller status, but the man could pray. I guess God favored him because he was such a loving guy who was long-suffering. I didn't know the meaning of it, but somehow God worked things out for his good and found favor with me. Now, before you judge me, know that we were all lost. But I'm glad God's love for me is deep. This is my story, and at the end, you'll be singing God's praises too.
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Scene 1: The Bar
Late night in a bustling city bar. Soft jazz music plays in the background. Tina, a beautiful woman, sits at the bar nursing a drink. Dan, a charming but humble man, approaches her.
Dan: (smiling) Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that cute little drink you have.
Tina: (sarcastically) Pause. This is the moment where I learned love is not rude. I kinda of embrace myself now that I think about it. If I would have known we would be married and happy together, I would have been more friendly.
Narrator (Tina): Life, man, it's crazy. Back at the bar:
Tina: (defensive) Excuse me; I just find it weak you coming over here talking about my cute little drink. What kind of pick-up book did you get that line from?
Dan: (genuinely) No game. Yeah, I thought you were beautiful, but I just wanted to come over and be genuine and offer you another cute little drink and hopefully get your name and find out who you are.
Narrator (Tina): Okay, that right there had me all hot and feverish. The keyword was genuine. If the words of the wise heal like the Bible says, then he was a wise man because he didn't know, but I was growing wet inside me. If life and death is in the power of the tongue, well lets say his choice of words fell on good ground.
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Scene 2: A Few Days Later
Tina and Dan meet up again. They talk and laugh, getting to know each other better.
Dan: (smiling) You know, I've been thinking about you a lot. There's something special about you.
Tina: (blushing) Really? I've been thinking about you too.
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Scene 3: The Club
A week later, they are at a club. Dan goes up to the DJ and gets on the mic.
Dan: (into the mic) It's hard to trust again. It's said that the harvest had produced its fruits, and the enemy seeing a good thing planted thorns around it. But I am glad I am a wise farmer. I'm happy that I pruned the thorns and harvested the truth. You're beautiful, and when you come into your true self, you will see that hidden dragon buried under pain.
Tina listens, her heart racing. She feels a sudden flash of warmth spread through her body.
Narrator (Tina): I don't think I have ever told him that, but not only did he find love in my heart, he found a fire that I've been longing to release but had never found a man who has been so genuine, upfront, and generous to me. Never wanting anything from me materially, just my love and support.
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Scene 4: The Transition
They walk up the stairs to her townhouse, hand in hand. Before getting the keys in the door, Tina thrusts out her chest, letting her long hair slide across her shoulders. She gives him a gaze that explores and suggests. Dan sees the subtle signs.
Narrator (Tina): He was so observant, knowing that I was ready that day to take things to another level. We entered the house, kissing passionately, and stopped at the couch to release all that pent-up tension. Then the rest was a blur of nurturing each other in our arms, wrapped in a thin sheet that provocatively showed my lush figure.
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Montage:
1. They see each other again.
2. They go out to the club happy town on dance night.
3. His touch on the floor makes her body sing. They make out in the car.
4. He tells her this is more than just sex to him.
5. He pulls out a ring and professes his love for her. She gets excited, fools around, and says yes.
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Narrator (Tina): Life was tough. Him being an artist and all, how sometimes I would be worried about the food we were going to eat and how clothes were going to be placed on our backs. But then it dawned on me that I didn't need a baller. I needed a man who could get a prayer through to God because I noticed every time he prayed for some money or an opportunity to happen, it came. He heard his cry, and God provided. Look at God.
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Scene 5: The Wedding
The scene transitions to them being married, allowing faith to work in their lives.
Narrator (Tina): And that, my friends, is how I met the love of my life. It just goes to show that sometimes, the most unexpected people can bring the most unexpected blessings into our lives.
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End of Script