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"Drew: 2000 points to Kathy Griffin for kissing Ryan. Kathy Griffin: Yeah! Colin: I never get 2000 points for kissing him. Drew: Because you like the kissing. Ryan: It's gotta be on the show! Colin: *nods his head*""Ryan: Hey Colin. Colin: Yeah? Ryan: What comes to mind when I say Ricky Ricardo and great cigars? Colin: Oh! Tapioca! Ryan: *Confused* Really? Why is that? Colin: Isn't that his big song? TAPIOOOOCAAAA!""Colin: I will let you fluff my Garfield if you know what I mean""Drew: Do you know what's behind you, Colin? Colin: I hope it's me with my clothes on...""Wayne: Horward, can you last, Horward, how did the song get so damn fast....

You want to write a story. Great! But the problem is that you're stuck before you've ever even managed to get the first word down on the page. You're just being taunted by the white page (or screen, as the case may be) in front of you.If you haven't already, you may want to look into getting your thoughts organised . Figure out what you're going to write about, before trying to write anything. This may mean anything from making a few notes on a page to writing down every single thing that pops into your head, whether or not it's immediately relevant (my preferred method). With a more general (or even a very concrete) idea of where your ...

“501, 502, 503, 504, 505-”Your nerves were at the brink of exploding. Then again, prison wasn’t exactly a place to calm ones nerves. The stench of manly body odor wafted down the halls. The fluorescent lights drained all life and color from the facility. Obscenities were shouted at you as you casually strolled down the hallways into your dinky, little office.But, nothing could top watching Izaya Orihara in solitary confinement. Absolutely nothing. You always knew he was up to no good. Every little thing he did was part of a bigger picture, a scheme that always unfolded one step ahead of the police. So, turning himself over to your custody ...