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"Drew: 2000 points to Kathy Griffin for kissing Ryan. Kathy Griffin: Yeah! Colin: I never get 2000 points for kissing him. Drew: Because you like the kissing. Ryan: It's gotta be on the show! Colin: *nods his head*""Ryan: Hey Colin. Colin: Yeah? Ryan: What comes to mind when I say Ricky Ricardo and great cigars? Colin: Oh! Tapioca! Ryan: *Confused* Really? Why is that? Colin: Isn't that his big song? TAPIOOOOCAAAA!""Colin: I will let you fluff my Garfield if you know what I mean""Drew: Do you know what's behind you, Colin? Colin: I hope it's me with my clothes on...""Wayne: Horward, can you last, Horward, how did the song get so damn fast....

“501, 502, 503, 504, 505-”Your nerves were at the brink of exploding. Then again, prison wasn’t exactly a place to calm ones nerves. The stench of manly body odor wafted down the halls. The fluorescent lights drained all life and color from the facility. Obscenities were shouted at you as you casually strolled down the hallways into your dinky, little office.But, nothing could top watching Izaya Orihara in solitary confinement. Absolutely nothing. You always knew he was up to no good. Every little thing he did was part of a bigger picture, a scheme that always unfolded one step ahead of the police. So, turning himself over to your custody ...

Name:  Seisui Naito Nickname(s):  Kenpachi; the Ghost; the Silent Night; the White Tear Age:  367 Sex:  Male Sexual Preference:  Heterosexual Species:  Shinigami Alliance:   11th Division Captain (Kenpachi)  Appearance:  Seisui Naito, the child of a Rukongai couple struggling for mouthfuls of water in the slums, was cursed from the moment of conception to lead an existence balanced on the tragic precipice of life and death. A premature birth by nearly seven weeks brought him into Soul Society both significantly underdeveloped and so pale that he appeared to be stillborn. The midwife who delivered him famously called him the ‘ghost-ch...