Neva sat motionless on the cold marble steps of the courthouse, while the sun casted long shadows across her face, illuminating the delicate features of a woman who had just signed away more than just a marriage certificate.
An elegantly dressed man in a tailored dark suit and crisp white shirt approached her, his polished leather shoes reflecting the light as he came to a stop before her. He studied her pensive expression for a moment before asking,
"Hey, Neva, what's troubling you?"
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Neva looked up, her eyes glistening slightly, and replied,
"I just finalized my divorce." She paused, gathering her thoughts. "My husband became involved with his secretary, and one day he had the audacity to tell me that she created better spreadsheets than I do." Her voice trembled with indignation. "Better spreadsheets — can you imagine? I've mastered everything: pivot tables, VLOOKUP functions, macros, conditional formatting, data validation, complex queries, nested IF statements,
BreakSlash ReviewsThe 3rd Birthday Review"What you get walking into this game is fantastic visuals and music. What you get out of this is repetitive gameplay and the sorriest excuse for a story ever conceived by Square Enix." SPOILERS ALERT!! And remember, reviews, thoughts, and retrospectives are all subjective and based on opinion. Everyone is entitled to their own and do not harp on others for theirs.Hello, I'm BreakSlash, looking at games galore. Today's game is god this one will be painful to get through. I honestly don't want to review this game out of the shit I discovered hidden in the game. It's the 3rd Birthday, an install...
You're Not the Big Fish in the Pond No More by MiPiSexi, literature
Literature
You're Not the Big Fish in the Pond No More
Raw
7/28/2014It was time for the main event segment on Monday Night Raw; and for the first time in nearly a decade, the Divas were closing the show. Welcome to the Queendom played and Stephanie McMahon made her way onto the stage. "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome one of the principal owners of WWE: Stephanie McMahon!" Justin Roberts announced. Stephanie took a deep breath and exhaled before making her way down the ramp.While Stephanie walked to the ring, a video package appeared on the tron. Fans were reminded of one week ago, when Stephanie lost her cool and slapped Mikaela, who would later have her arrested. When the footage wrapped...
I gripped Saba's handle and held him straight out in front of me. "TigerZord!" Then I raised him above my head like She-Ra as the most amazing power rained down upon me. Light washed over my extended arm to cover my body completely. After it faded the room looked dimmer...and that's because I viewed it from behind the tinted helmet.
Not looking down at myself was impossible. My uniform appeared just like the White Ranger's, but the white parts were granite gray and my helmet had a "mouth". How...how weird! "Oh, wow!"
"Cyndi, you must teleport to the city and face Sopranosaur." Zordon looked down at me. "Go now, and may the Powe...
Emma and Daniel Judo Challenge by Project99, literature
Literature
Emma and Daniel Judo Challenge
The dojo was quiet except for the soft rustle of gi fabric and the faint squeak of bare feet on the tatami. Emma tightened the knot of her black belt and smiled across the mat at her husband, Daniel.
“Ready?” she asked.
Daniel grinned confidently. “Always. Just remember you challenged me.” 😏
They bowed and stepped in.
Daniel moved first, reaching for a standard grip, but Emma was already reading his balance. She pivoted sharply, turning her hips across his centerline.
“Too slow,” she said.
With a smooth O-goshi (major hip throw) she lifted and rotated, sending Daniel flipping cleanly over her hip. He landed with a heavy thump on the mat. 💥
“Okay,” he groaned, staring at the ceiling. “Lucky start.”
Emma laughed softly and let him stand.
This time Daniel attacked with more caution, attempting a foot sweep. Emma hopped clear, circled, then suddenly hooked his leg.
Her shoulder drove forward.
Osoto-gari.
Daniel crashed onto his back again.
Before he could recover, Emma dropped