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     Yamaguchi Tadashi x Reader  [ Soulmate!AU ] Soulmate!AU where a timer on your arm counts down to the moment you meet your soulmate He could still remember the first time he met you. The way your large adolescent eyes peered up at him in awe was forever etched into his mind. Later, he discovered the reason why you were staring so intently at him- because you had never met someone with freckles before. Instead of teasing him like the other kids his age, you seemed genuinely intrigued by the marks peppered over his cheeks; and his young self automatically developed a certain fondness for you. 00 : 00 : 00 Yamaguchi learnt the hard w...

Here I am... wandering around the world. No, I'm not a world traveler, I'm homeless. Why? Because my father is an abusive alcoholic cross-dresser, and my mother is an abusive prostitute. You could say I don't like my home life, but that would only be a sliver of the pie. I am a ninja and a very good one at that. I made Chunin level when I was 7, skipped Jounin and made it to the Anbu when I was 10. So yeah. My parents always yelled at me for being a ninja. They told me it was a waste of time. The reason I wanted to be a ninja was because of a village near the one I lived in was attacked by a group of rogue ninja and the poor village had no...

THE ART THIEF MANUAL During my career as the „Perverted Art Thief Hunter” I have encountered various plagiarists. I don’t consider myself to be an uber N00B killer (Hell, it takes more than just one person to get the scum banned! So, teamwork, teamwork, teamwork!), but I’m no newbie. And I’d like to share my experience with you. Why? Some of you may find this essay simply amusing. Some may want to use it as a tutorial. Or just to compare my stories with their own. But let’s not focus on the introduction, and cut to the chase, shall we? TYPICAL ART THIEF LINES (and what do I think about them) “You’re just jealous!” Yes, I am… Of the origina...