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Once upon a time in a small town, there lived an 18-year-old football player named Jack. He was a party boy and had always been popular among his schoolmates. Jack had played football for his high school team for the past three years as a wide receiver, but this year he had a bigger goal in mind. He wanted to become a defender. As the off-season came to an end and new the football season approached, Jack was determined to make a name for himself as a fierce defender. However, his coach, Coach Johnson, had different plans for him. Coach Johnson believed that Jack needed to gain some weight in order to become a stronger defender. One day, as the entire team gathered for a meeting before practice, Coach Johnson announced his decision. "Jack, I've been watching you closely during the off-season, and I think you need to put on some weight to become the defender we need. You have great potential, but you need a stronger build to handle the aggressive opponents we'll face this season." Jack was taken aback by the news. He had never considered putting on weight, but he trusted Coach Johnson's judgment. Determined to prove himself and make the team proud, Jack accepted the challenge. The next day, Jack arrived at the gym ready to start his weight gain journey. Coach Johnson had consulted a nutrition who had prepared a special weight gain plan for Jack. He was put on a strict diet and had to consume weight gain shakes regularly. At first, Jack was skeptical of the weight gain shakes. They didn't taste particularly good, but he knew that it was what he needed to do to reach his goal. So, he drank the shakes religiously every day. The taste grew on him, and he soon started to enjoy his new routine. As the season kicked off and the team started practicing, Jack realized how challenging it was to play in his new condition. He gained at least 30 pounds during the off season. He felt sluggish and slow. Stamina had diminished, making it hard for him to keep up with the team during drills and practices. Doubts began to creep into his mind, and he questioned whether gaining weight was the right decision. Coach Johnson, however, saw something in Jack that he couldn't see himself. He knew that beneath the extra weight, there was a skilled football player waiting to emerge. Coach Johnson encouraged Jack to persevere and assured him that with time, his body would adapt. Week by week, Jack's body started to adjust to his new weight. He was able to move quicker and faster, adapting to the changes and managing to keep up with his teammates. Coach Johnson saw the determination in Jack eyes's and gave him the chance to prove himself in a game. During their first game, Jack surprised everyone. He was agile strong, and seemed to be everywhere on the field, defending with great prowess. His hard work had paid, off and he was becoming the defender he had always dreamt of. His teammates cheered him on, acknowledging his progress and newfound abilities. As the season went on, Jack became an integral part of the team. The weight gain shakes had served their purpose, allowing him to grow both physically and mentally. Not only had he transformed into a reliable defender, but his popularity soared throughout the school. Jack's hard work and dedication inspired others, showing them that change was possible with determination. In the end, Jack's team reached the finals, and they had him to thank for his incredible defensive skills. Though they didn't win the championship that year, the experience taught Jack valuable lessons about discipline, perseverance, and the importance of trusting oneself. As he reflected on the journey, Jack realized that sometimes stepping out of his comfort zone and putting in the work hard was necessary to accomplish his goals. Being a party boy and popular were no longer his top priorities. Football had become his passion, and he was willing do to whatever it took to excel in the sport. With a newfound sense of purpose and determination, Jack knew that his journey was far from over. He continued to train hard, aspiring to play at the college level and maybe even professionally someday. With his passion and drive, he was confident that the world his was oyster, ready to be conquered one game at a time. Part 2 Once a successful 40-year-old football coach, Johnson found himself divorced and seeking a new purpose in life. His passion for the game burned strong, but it was his desire to nurture and shape young talent that led him down an unexpected path. One day, news broke about a promising young football player named Jack, who possessed immense potential but struggled with gaining weight and building strength. Johnson saw this as an opportunity to not only help Jack fulfill his dreams but also reign to his own coaching career. Coach Johnson approached Jack's parents and proposed an unorthodox plan. He would take Jack into his own home, dedicating his time and effort to guide the young athlete towards success. Without persuasion, Jack's parents agreed, recognizing the dedication and expertise Coach Johnson carried. The first few weeks were rigorous for both Johnson and Jack. They followed the same fitness routines, pushing their limits to improve strength and endurance. Coach Johnson was with Jack every step of the way, providing guidance and motivation. However, as time went by, Coach Johnson found himself overwhelmed with coaching responsibilities. Balancing his professional duties with personal goals became increasingly challenging. Recognizing the importance of Jack's development, Coach Johnson refused to back down. Determined to help Jack reach his full potential, Coach Johnson immersed himself in research, seeking alternative methods to support Jack's weight gain. He discovered that nutrition played a vital role in building muscle. Thus, he decided to take matters into his own hands and adopt a new approach. Coach Johnson started cooking larger and more nutritious meals both for himself and Jack. He dove headfirst into understanding meal plans, caloric intake, and macutronrient ratios. With every meal, he aimed to provide Jack with the right nutrients to support his growth. However, the consequences of Coach Johnson's new focus on food started to manifest in his own body. As a 40-year-old, his metabolism had slowed, making it more difficult to shed extra pounds. With his attention primarily on Jack's progress, Coach Johnson unknowingly began gaining weight himself. Over time, Jack football's career flourished, thanks to Coach Johnson's dedication and their shared efforts. From being a scrawny athlete struggling to gain weight, Jack transformed into a professional player determined to leave his mark on the sport. But as Jack celebrated his accomplishments Coach, Johnson faced a different reality. He had gained 50 pounds during their journey, inadvertently sacrificing his own fitness and health for the sake of Jack's growth. Jack, now aware of the toll it had taken on his mentor, expressed his gratitude and shared his intentions of taking care of Coach Johnson. Inspired by his own transformation, Jack took it upon himself to help Coach Johnson regain his health. Together, they developed a new fitness routine for Coach Johnson, focusing on weight loss and overall well-being. Jack's understanding of fitness and nutrition, honed through his own journey, gave him the tools to support Coach Johnson's reclamation of himself. Months passed, and with Jack's guidance and unwavering support, Coach Johnson gradually shed the weight excess he had gained. As he found himself reclaiming his physical and mental strength, Coach Johnson realized how intertwined their journeys had been https://www.tumblr.com/growingstories/720098432960823296/jack-star-of-the-field

Shonen futa CROSSOVER Not recommended for under 18s. Contains Futanari, Scat, Urination and other dirt. Consider warned!!. Synopsis: Imagine that the world of shounen Jump shonen cohabited in the same universe. All the female characters from the most famous animes living together happily. The story will be readapted so that all shounen characters live in our reality. In this story all the anime characters live on the same planet. But with some differences. Most of the population is Futanari In this society after many years the Futanari took power in all the nations of the world. And the reason is simple, they could dominate various types of energy such as "Ki", ​​"Haki", "Chakra", "Reiatsu" and etc. (Energies of known anime.) Author's Note: You don't need to watch these animes to understand the story don't worry. Due to these abilities the governments of the entire world fell. Decades have passed and society has undergone several cultural changes. And policies. I don't own any works. All characters belong to shonen jump and animation companies. This is a non-profit fanfiction. ............................. THE KING SLAVE by juliodragon69 Chapter 01 ... Duties of a King... Japan, Tokyo Center. Imperial Palace. The most protected place in the modern world. A kind of American pentagon of the futanari empire. There lived the 5 matriarchs. they were chosen by a vote of a council made up of powerful and influential Futanari. His role was quasi-religious, like a Catholic Pope who ran a powerful organization. The organization of the empire was governed by a system of three powers harmoniously described by Montesquieu. But with some changes in nomenclature. Legislative: Futanari groups that make the law. Executive: Futanari groups that administer the law and public management. Legal moderator: the most important of the three powers. It is the one who has the vote of minerva. Responsible for all military part, judging and moderating the three powers harmoniously. It also had an influence on the entire functioning of religions. It is ruled by the 5 matriarchs. The imperial palace was not just a big castle. Surrounding it were vast gardens that were heavily guarded by the Futanari Imperial Guard. In addition, the castle was the important center of several important military, legal and religious decisions of the empire. It is estimated that around 2000 people lived there, ranging from soldiers to employees, jurists and other people who studied hard to work in public areas. Interestingly there was a young boy who inhabited the castle. He was 17 years old and wore traditional Japanese clothing. His skin was brown and his hair was straight and short. His appearance reminded him of an Indian girl. But he was a man. (Femboy) As already mentioned his robes were from a very rich feudal lord in Japan. And he had a snobbish appearance like someone of the high court. His name was tamashii. Interestingly, he didn't have a last name. And he always lived in the palace. He also never met his parents. Who took care of him were the 5 matriarchs. Tamashii knew that in the world he lived in, in his condition as a man he was below the social caste. The Futa occupied the top, followed by the women who, due to their ability to bear children, ended up being important to the state. Men occupied the last place, they were often used as a penis sleeve or in some extreme cases they were enslaved and treated as a pet. Tamashii was aware of the luxurious life he enjoyed in the palace. That's why he was always obedient to his leaders. Waking up in the morning he finds Hinata Hyuga one of the palace employees. She was a powerful kunoichi who had been assigned to accompany him during the day. Every day she was a different kunoichi or Shinigami. Hinata was her favorite companion, he loved her sweet and feminine way. ................................................ Hinata image https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5934136 ................................................ The escorts played an important role in tamashii's life. They had the function of protecting and watching over him. For some reason he didn't know, there was great importance to his existence. From a young age he knew he was different and special. Tamashii noticed that his body had some quirks that others didn't. Tamashii had a large reserve of Chakra (Naruto anime), Reiatsu (Bleach anime), Ki (dbz) and other energies from various anime. This gave him numerous abilities like instant healing, regeneration, etc. He was unique in the world as only Futanari could manipulate energy. And just one energy. Another fact was that tamashii had a strong spiritual connection with the futanari, as if he was connected to everyone. He was seen as the little prince and mascot of the empire. As if he were a symbol and an example of submissive behavior that all men should have. Tamashii got up early from bed and went to breakfast as usual. Living in the place where most were futa, it was very natural for him to receive suggestive looks from all of them as he strolled through the castle. Today will be a special day for him because exactly at midnight he would turn eighteen. And as usual there was a ritual that princes like him were supposed to go through when he reached that age. Hand in hand with his companion, he strolled through the beautiful gardens of the palace. "What is the hinata kun ritual about?" Hinata blushed at the answer, she knew what would happen to her lovely friend. Like all futa she had sexual desires like any other. And her friend tamashii was almost like a dream come true for her. Enormous amounts of cum poured into her shower at the thought of what looked like a perfect butt for a needy dickgirl. "Don't worry tamashii, the rite of passage will give meaning to your life and make you a real man." She said with a simple smile. She obviously didn't want to answer his question directly but wanted to calm him down, after all what was coming was something quite heavy. They spent a lot of time together until dark. Tamashii went to her rooms to tidy up for the big meeting. Hinata had told him that it would be with Unohana as she was one of the 5 patriarchs. Tamashii knew her well she was a powerful swordswoman as well as being a very rich and cultured woman. Unohana always wore traditional Japanese clothes, her appearance and personality was very reminiscent of a geisha. Around 11:00 pm, two companions appeared at his bedroom door. They were Hinata Hyuga and Sakura Haruno. ................................................ ......Sakura picture https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6394910 ................................................ "Are you ready Tamashii kun," Sakura said. She had a smile on her face looking happy about something. Hinata was looking kind of sad with a slight flushed face. There was a little trepidation on Tamashii's face, Sakura crouched down and gave a long, soft kiss on the forehead. "It's going to be okay my prince, when we're done with the ceremony you'll sleep more peacefully tonight." She said Tamashii was accompanied by the two kunoichi to a sort of main room. In the room were two people he knew well. One of the great 5 matriarchs Unohana Kenpachi and her assistant Isane Kotetsu with short white hair and traditional Japanese clothes. ................................................ ........Image of Unohana https://www.deviantart.com/chaosemperor971/art/Retsu-Unohana-2-758013514 ........ ................................... Unohana was sitting on her knees on the cozy rug waiting for Tamashii to arrive in the corner of the room. Isane was adjusting the cameras that would record the ceremony. Tamashii entered the room with her companions and sat on her knee in front of Unohana. He crouched a little in a bow to the authority in front of him. Tamashii can hear the door being locked by Sakura. In the room where he was there was no furniture, just two rugs on the floor. In one was the matriarch seated on her knees like an important Shogun. And another rug was in front where Tamashii sat. Both were positioned in the center of the room. The two escorts stood in front of the locked door. Tamashi looked to the side and noticed two cameras on each side of the room. "Very well Tamashii, it's time for explanations. Do you know the reason for this ceremony? And the importance of its existence??" Unohana said calmly. "No ma'am, I don't know." "Listen carefully Tamashii, for you must be aware of your position in the world and your importance to the empire." Tamashi nodded, swallowing her own saliva. " As you may already know, the Futanari empire already has in its territory the entire Asian and Eastern European continent under its power. And all this thanks to its physical, biological and intellectual superiority. The origin of this third genus is not known, only that many Centuries ago, a female warrior united all existing futanari for a revolution. Futa have the ability to channel different types of spiritual energies into their body. Do you know which energies I'm talking about??. "Yes my lady. They are: Chakra, Ki, Reiatsu, Haki and Mana." "Exactly, only the Futanari are born with the power to channel one of these 5 types of energy. Only one type of energy. Thanks to this gift we Futanari are at the top of the social hierarchy and dominate all other genders as servants and submissive people. you can already imagine our sexual appetite is much greater than that of a normal person so many of the men are enslaved in our government system to be used as "Onahole" and also through our potent semen we impregnate many women to generate even more futa for empire in addition to maintaining social and moral control over men. (The consumption of futa semen can cause dependence)." Tamashi listened intently to Unohana's words. "However, every hundred years a man is born with the power to manipulate the 5 spiritual energies at the same time (like the avatar) it is not known why this happens only that this has been repeated for many centuries. The most intriguing of all is that only the futa genus has biological abilities to manipulate spiritual energy, and is only born with the ability to manipulate one of the 5 types of energies already mentioned. Throughout history, this man who is born every 100 years with the ability to manipulate 5 types of energies was called: "Spirit King" and in this generation you were born with that ability." Tamashi was impressed with this explanation, it explains a lot that happened in his life such as the excess of security, the deprivations of liberty and the fact that he was raised most of his life under the guardianship of the 5 matriarchs. "Furthermore, the curious fact about the spirit king is that he was born with another peculiar ability. He has the power to share energies with other futas. That is why throughout the century matriarchs have always had the guardianship of the spirit king under their care. After all, the king is treated as a symbol of man's submission to the futanari, because of this it is extremely important that the most "powerful" man born is seen as a mascot and pet of the empire so that he can serve as an example for all men. As a consequence the king must be obedient, noble, docile and submissive to his Futanari authority. He must always learn his place in the empire as a source of inspiration and learning for all who see him." "Yes, ma'am, I understand. I hope I can meet the expectations" said tamashii His words made the futa in the room melt her heart the little prince (that's what he was called Tamashii) always had a huge charisma that made many futas take an interest in him. This is due to the fact that he is very sweet and innocent in his personality. "Very well tamashii, I must also inform you that the way the spirit king shares his spiritual power with others is through the sexual act. Be it oral or penetrative. In this way the futanari has a great increase in their powers. And and That's why we're holding this ceremony which is the rite of passage from boy to man/tool ​​that takes place whenever the king turns 18." ".....!!!!!" grunt tamashii He knew something like this would happen to him after all it happens to all men without exception. All young people younger than him have ever had sex with some futa. It was almost impossible to be a virgin in the empire. However Tamashii managed to keep his de and due to his nobility, the fact that he was always protected and pampered meant he was kept safe. But as he consumes a lot of television and a lot of news and books he saw that it was inevitable for a man to keep pure. "The first ceremony is called oral acts where the ritual of 'Cum-pu-ku' takes place (referring to the sepuku of the samurai)" Tamashii looked at her confused. " In this ritual the matriarch claims the king's throat giving him his first direct breastfeeding soon after the matriarch's assistant sprinkles her seeds on the face of the little monarch thus ending the first loss of purity king spirit symbolically showing his position as every man must be in the empire." "Gulp" "Today will be the first ceremony of three that will take place," she said. A feeling of dread ran down Tamashii's spine. "Well the first ceremony and 100% focus on the oral acts." Unohana getting up. She stood in front of him. You could see a bulge in his groin. Tamashi knew what fate awaited. Strangely it was bizarre to see Unohona with that conversation after all she was always very demure, calm almost like a priest. It was very bizarre for him to see her associated with anything sexual. Unohona was beautiful with her long straight black hair and strangely she had a nice pair of breasts. Tamashi had never noticed this as she always wore a lot of clothes and kimonos. After removing her underwear tamashii saw Unohona's beige panties. A frightening bulge stood out. Unohona - credit artist:honeybread https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5674285 Automatically a strong odor rose in the air. Tamashii started breathing slowly so she could smell as little as possible. "Come closer Tamashii, come to know more closely what kind of tool you will work with from now on, don't be afraid. The ceremony will be done whether you like it or not. This is your duty and your obligation" Unohana's sweet voice had a somber tone. He knew that behind the kind and delicate woman that Unohana was, there was a bloodthirsty authoritarian after all she was one of the 5 matriarchs of the empire. He had no choice he even thought of running away but did I find the companions who guarded the locked exit door to stop him? After all, Sakura and Hinata have been friends for many years. They were like his older sisters and at the same time teacher and nanny. Would they help you? She didn't have the courage to look back and decided to face the problem head on. He approached her crotch breathing slowly as little air as possible so he wouldn't smell the thing in front of her. Unohana placed her hand on the back of his neck, and with her strength pushed toward his stinking bulge. "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "That's very good, venerate my little prince, take a deep breath you must get used to it and adapt quickly in every way" She rubbed her face in her fat panties. As this happened, the volume of the panties got bigger. Unohona pulled Tamashii's head away from her crotch. He was breathing heavily, desperate for air. It was then that he smelled the strong smell of cock in the bosom of his face. That's when Unohana lowered her panties revealing her monster. Unohana- credit artist: honeybread https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5684619 "It's not possible. This won't fit," said the young tamashii, his voice still sharper from the fright he'd taken. " oooh. Look at his desperate face, how cute." Said Isane Unohana's assistant while recording everything on camera. Tamashii looked back to find the hope of being helped by his companions but was soon disappointed. Sakura and Hinata sported under their clothes a throbbing erection that could be seen running around their clothes. "Look at me tamashii you have work to do." Said Unohona while holding her head from behind. His huge cock collided in face. It was heavy and with frightening veins. How could someone like her keep something that size under her pants? "Captain Unohona please, this is too big...." Tamashii said with a shaky voice "Shhhhhhh calm down you and the spirit king of this generation have abilities that others don't. You'll handle it. By the way I'm not hearing your breathing." "This stinks, please..." He was interrupted, as he spoke Unohana put her balls in her face. "!!!!" "As I said before you must get used to the smell, taste and texture. After all this will be your work material from today. Now use your tongue and taste where I carry my seeds now!" Tamashii felt very frightened by her statement and immediately reacted with her tongue in response. He ran his tongue over his balls, they tasted like sweat and he couldn't get it all into his mouth. The balls were too big, all he could do was lick in circular motions. After a few minutes of licking he was released from his suffocation. "Start licking from the base to the head" said Unohona sighing heavily. Tamashi obeyed, and began to lick. But when his tongue got to his head he tasted salty and immediately pulled out his tongue, grimacing in disgust. This seemed to amuse the girls in the room. He can hear giggling in the background. Tamashii was impressed as he didn't know about this sadistic side on their part. "The flavor is too strong for you my dear" said Unohana stroking his hair. "You need to get used to the flavor, because there are much greasier sticks out there that you'll have to clean. You were very lucky that I couldn't ferment a special cheese for you today. Also because the other matriarchs will do that. It's fundamental It is important that your diet is rich in our excrements, after all they are rich in proteins that will be important for your development as a "real Onahole" Tamashii's eyes began to water at his words. "This is disgusting I don't want to eat these disgusting things" said tamasshi almost crying "Ooh don't worry, worry my dear, our fucking is very nutritious besides causing dependence on those who take it. When you realize it, you will be a happy and addicted maniac. Now open your mouth wide and suck your head like it's a lollipop like that taste will stay all over your taste buds." Said Unohona with her sweet voice stroking Tamashii's hair as if he were a dog. Tamashii looked at the head of the huge cock, there was only a smegma of smegma maybe he could handle. He got scared but slowly his mouth started to open when he thought and by cock in his mouth Unohana held him by the head. "Wait I must train you properly. I'll mess it up some more." She said Suddenly she carefully spat a wad of saliva over the head of the cock. "Done. My stinky saliva will make the taste linger in your mouth longer," she said as she pushed the monster into Tamashii's mouth. "?? unnnhhhhhhh!!!!!!" (Suction noise) "That pretty much sucks your head like a lollipop and uses your tongue a lot" Slowly the head of Unohana's cock moved in and out of her mouth to Tamashii's dismay. The stinky saliva that Unohana spat out mixed with the smegma causing an unpleasant aftertaste. This went on for about three minutes. When she withdrew his cock the taste was still in his mouth. And there I would stay for a long time. "Now it's time for the main event" said Unohona She touched Tamashii's mouth with her fingers opening it as wide as possible then she spat out a giant wad of saliva that she had accumulated in the last three minutes inside Tamashii's mouth. "Keep it in your mouth and it will lubricate your throat," she said. In the next moment she shoved his cock slowly down her throat. There were choking noises for about 25 seconds and little by little, after a lot of struggle, Unohona's erection is all stuck in the little prince's throat. "Ooooh" groan of relief came from Unohona as her balls touched her chin. A round of applause could be heard by tamashii. Sakura, Isane and Hinata cheered with joy and pride towards tamashii. "It's a historic day for the empire." Said Isane Gradually Unohona began to move. Small slow lunges at first that gradually gained speed Board clap clap clap! The huge balls hit his chins violently. This went on for about three minutes. "Get ready Isane!!, I'm about to finish" said Unohona Isane approached them without her bottom. She sported a 28 centimeter penis. Tamashii can hear the pumping Beside her as her throat was violated. Isane masturbated violently. After his throat is violated and his stomach is filled immediately, the assistant must burst a cum in the face of the young man thus ending the ritual of "CUM-PUKU" this was the tradition of baptism. "It's coming!!!, Receive your gift!!!" Unohona brandished, pushing as far as she could, keeping Tamashii's nose close to the few pubic hairs that were there. Plsssssssssshhhhhh Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp. The young prince's stomach slowly grew. She left the dick for a few seconds after she was done, giving her time to sync up with her assistant who was jerking off. "Captain Unohona is coming!!" cried Isane. Quickly Unohana withdrew from tamashii's throat to make room for Isane. Isane Kotetsu appeared in front of him and grabbed his hair violently. She pointed her cock at Tamashii's face and in a matter of seconds a sperm bomb covered her face. Eyes, mouth, nose and ears. Everything was covered, after a few strings she released her hair and poured a few more splatters all over her head finishing her work. The entire region of Tamashii's head was covered 100% " And with that the first ritual is over. Tamashii has taken a big step towards her sexual freedom. Now her duty is to practice every day and start a strict diet of cocks. The following week will be done the second ceremony the anal ritual with Tsunade and his assistant Shizune." Tamasshi was frozen in shock by what had happened to him. "Now my darling in closing I want you to wipe all the sperm off your face and swallow it all." Said Isane There's nothing more he could do. He had already totally surrendered to them. Slowly he started to clean himself, it was difficult for him because there was so much and the smell was surreal. It took a few minutes for him to fully clean himself. Obviously he couldn't get the sperm out of his hair as it had already stuck to all the strands. Unohana had already left the room. "Well you will have a busy week my young prince, you will have to train your throat every day and start a new diet. Tamashii looked back and saw Sakura and Hinata pumping their cocks. It was scary for him because in all these years he'd never seen them naked. They were dressed only with the bottom of their clothes a little crouched. As already stated they were Tamashii's personal guards since he was 13 years old. They were the ones who took care of him as a nanny, teacher, etc. It was a feeling of brotherhood on his part. He was seeing their cocks for the first time. Hinata sported a huge 28 cm penis with smooth skin, above it there was so much hair it was as if she had never shaved. Sakura sported a slightly smaller penis but much thicker his balls looked like two grapefruits they were smooth and perfect. He stared at the scene in front of him in amazement. Surely he's going to have a rough week, he thought. SHOULD I CONTINUE?????

When Cream got back from school, she made Mighty and Valdez dress as their alter egos Princess Michelle and Princess Valerie for her dress-up tea party. Charmy was in Sugar-Bug Scout uniform. "Where's Tilly?" the rabbit squeaked. "Soccer tryouts. The coach made her do something she can't use her mechanical legionized arms." Mighty groaned. "He said it's quote-unquote 'unnatural'. She wanted to join the football team, but it was out of the question - not because she's female, but because she's legionized." "Too bad our school doesn't have cooking or knitting classes." Cream sighed. "But I wish it did. If I ran for student council president, I'd make some changes instead of being manipulative like Mr. Scourge. For example, I'd change the school mascot to a mythological creature like a fairy, unicorn or mermaid." "Sounds like fun. But being student council president is a big responsibility." "I know. But think of all the free all-you-can-eat food, especially Sugar-Bug Scout cookies!" Charmy squealed. "Om nom nom nom nom!" "And speaking of free all-you-can-eat food," Mighty muttered, "I'm hungry for some donuts stuffed with strawberry and raspberry jelly and frosted with buttercream." Suddenly the lights flickered off, and Cream, Aisha and Amara screamed. Everyone heard snickering coming from Mighty's and Tilly's room. Mighty and Valdez also screamed. "Cream! Are you alright? What happened?" Valdez shouted. "I thought I felt someone giving me a wedgie!" "Me too." Mighty panted. The lights flickered back on. He gasped. "My underwear's gone!" He checked his and Tilly's room. "And so are all my other underwear and Tilly's!" He ran in his mother's and aunt's room and caught the culprits digging in the clean laundry. "Aha! Gotcha now, you scoundrels!" The culprits turned out to be Scourge and Sabo. "Flex?!" the mean, green hedgehog cried. "Snot?!" Mighty gasped. "Why are you in a princess dress? You look foolish. No offense." "I FEEL foolish, but kinda cute at the same time. What are you doing here, and why are you stealing all our underwear?" "Have you hit your head, broken your shell and lost your memory? You're the one who called us here. Don't you remember?" Scourge laughed. "The invitation said 'panty raid'." Mighty punched Scourge's stomach. "You pervert. Have you gone blind? I clearly typed 'pantry raid' on the flyer - like go in the kitchen and make sandwiches and desserts like ice cream sundaes, apple and cherry pies, chocolate chip cookies and pound cakes. Y'know, eat everything in sight?" "Oh, I get it now." Sabo looked at him all flirty-like. "I was drunk on saké when I read that." "See, that's why I don't drink!" Mighty was frustrated at Scourge's misunderstanding. "Ah, whatever." Amara was twice as cross. "What are those two doing in my house UNINVITED?" "And why are they stealing our underwear?" Aisha added. "Mom, Auntie, I can explain." Mighty shuddered. "I invited them here for a pantry raid, but they misread the flyer and mistook the invitation as a panty raid. Sandwiches, cake and stuff." "We just bought groceries yesterday!" Amara snapped. "And you're letting THOSE two punks in MY kitchen?" "Sister, at least try to be welcoming." Aisha pleaded. "They must be famished. I mean, they're selfish jerks, but they still have feelings." Amara rolled her eyes, reluctantly agreeing with her older, wiser sister. "I guess you're right." Mighty received a text from Tilly: "It's starting to rain. Soccer tryouts are postponed or cancelled. Pick me up immediately." He texted back: "Don't worry; I'm on my way. Conveniently I have a Warp Ring that will take me to your school. I got something better for you than soccer tryouts, anyway." Seconds later, he brought her home to their aunt's house via Warp Ring. He was holding her legionized hand. She was completely dry. "So, what could be better than soccer tryouts?" she questioned. "Panty raid, Flexette." Scourge snickered. "Panty raid." Mighty smacked Scourge's muzzle. "No, no, no! Silly. Pantry raid, not panty raid. The R in 'pantry' must've been whited out. The rain is a perfect excuse to stay home and make our own sandwiches. I'm starving for peanut butter, bologna and Swiss cheese." "You just ate all the chili dogs and cheeseburgers at Uncle Chuck's and all the fudge at Vanilla's!" Valdez blurted. But Mighty put his hand on Valdez's mouth and shushed him. The Auto-Automaton chameleon muffled-screamed. Matilda gasped. "Mighty, is this true?" "Yeah, Tilly, it's true. You okay with it?" "I can understand Valdez's presence, but why are Scourge and Sabo here?" "I didn't let them in!" Amara put her arms up defensively. "It was your brother's idea, not mine. I wanted to kick them out, but your mother decided to be hospitable." "They got into my underwear!" Tilly bellowed. "And you STILL allow them in here, at your house, in your kitchen?" "I had no choice, what else was I supposed to do?" "Use your karate moves on them?" "Not in my own house. Only if it's an emergency." Tilly took a deep breath through her nose and calmed down. "Okay, Scourge, Sabo. You two are off the hook, but just this once. Only because my brother said so. But I'm warning you - you mess with him, you mess with me, and vice versa." "Whatever, loser." Scourge blew a raspberry at her, which made her scoff. "Whatever yourself, sucker." she retorted. Later, Mighty was gobbling up sandwiches and a banana split like a pig. "Mighty, take it easy!" Scourge shouted. "If you keep stuffing your face with carbs and sugar, you're gonna get very fat! You're gonna turn from Flex to Flab!" "I don't care." Mighty garbled with his mouth full. "What? Speak up; I can't hear you." "He said, he doesn't care. It means he's not listening to you. He won't listen to you; your words are drowned out by the Chewbacca-like sound of his stomach and the loud chewing of his mouth." Valdez translated. "Instead of body-shaming him, why don't you join us in the big feast (not fast)?" The reluctant hedgehog sat on a stool in the kitchen, fork and knife at the ready and bib around his neck, much to Amara's dismay. "Fine. But if I turn from the fastest thing alive to the fattest thing alive, I'm suing you and it'll be your fault." "K.I.O. Knock it off. If anyone's doing the suing, it should be me." Valdez grunted. "Two peanut butter, bologna and Swiss cheese sandwiches for Snot, please; hold the vegetables, napkins and utensils." He let out his longest, loudest burp, so loud that the sound waves shattered the windowpanes. He sighed with relief. "Thank you." "Terrific. I didn't know Auto-Automatons had poor table manners." Amara grumbled. "You owe me two new windowpanes." "And YOU owe ME more chocolate sauce and sprinkles, lady." Valdez snapped. "The more calories, the merrier." "Calm down, dear sister." Aisha massaged Amara's shoulders. "They're our guests, so we must treat them politely." "Grrrr. I want that heinous hedgehog and that conniving chameleon out of my house unless they learn proper etiquette. That hedgehog is a prince..." "King." Scourge interrupted. "King, actually. So he better act like one." "Screw you. I'm the king; I can do whatever I want if it means not listening to you. I don't listen to grouchy old ladies." "You WILL listen to me or you will be my nephew's next entrée!" She glared at him in a fearsome way, her green eyes in his blue eyes. "Hmmm, I wonder what garnish you'd taste good in: barbecue sauce, ranch dressing, ketchup, mustard, garlic parmesan, horseradish, chicken sauce, buffalo sauce, Hawaiian sauce..." She licked her chops. "Sister!" Aisha shouted. "Auntie!" Mighty and Matilda grunted. Scourge whimpered, fearing for his life. "Yes, ma'am." "That's Lady Amara to you." she growled. "Besides karate, I know swordplay. With my sword, I oughta skewer you and your psycho sidekick into a shish kebab." "Sister! Not in your own house!" Aisha chided. "But I'm hungry and I'm hungry NOW. And not for vegetables. For meat. And not white meat. Red meat." "Then join the feast. There's plenty of red meat where that came from." "If you say so." While Mighty and Valdez wolfed down Charmy's honey nut bread, Sgt. Simian's banana nut cinnamon bread, and Liza's sour cherry aspic like pigs, Scourge and Sabo sat there and stared blankly at them, each other, and their desserts. "C'mon, Snot, don't just sit there. Grab a big handful of that black forest cake and stuff your face. Cram it into your mouth. Repeat." Mighty said. "Oh brother." Scourge moaned. "First you fool me at my half-birthday debutante ball by disguising yourselves as princesses, then you disguise yourself as a chef and your sister as a waitress (and a cute one at that) and excessively feed me a lot of food to gain my weight to steal Kikyo away from me. And now this. I hope you're happy now." "Ah, just shut up and eat. Use your mouth for eating, not for talking. Next time you open your mouth, words don't come out; food goes in. The only thing that should come out of your mouths is gas." "Hey toots!" Scourge snapped at Amara. "My mouth is on fire. Next time less chili and more 'dog'. And get me an ice-cold glass of cherry soda or lemonade." "Sorry, punk, all we have is water. Very healthy." Butch said in his lucky key around Amara's neck. "And if anybody calls my wife 'toots' and eats everything in sight, it should be me. Besides, not only is water nutritious, it's refreshing!" "Shut up. I don't take advice from poltergeists." he spat. "I'm not afraid of ghosts. They're afraid of me."