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Fuck this is part seven I'm must be tripping This slogan is getting old Like gravity Has my balls Dripping A dragon Eats goats I'm rocking the go boat But part seven Is me going on the local news After my audition In parts One Throughout Six Loving new York But fuck the rangers And Fuck the nicks It was my stand up comedy special My music video My cd Record release Party To broke to imagine it all But my story Is cautionary Tale Of a man Living in his sanctuary Living in his prison Wishing Hoping Praying Everyone could be mind reading Just like me And everyone had telekinetic Was force to kill in self defense Using Telekinesis They feel and bleed for the being Soulletic Energetic But my will is so strong Energetically There no match for me I proved it spiritually So I sit here Empathetic So numb it make me Psychopathic And sociopathic But everyone is And also Sadomasochistic But you need to bleed ur feelings By being emotionally Empathetic My real superpower Took years of burning bridges And years of counting my hedges Knowledge Is Know where the ledge is But after that night I had the club bumping just right I go on the local news Hoping this goes National My clip goes viral Memes spring up Of my face An expression of distaste These words I copy and paste But I'm talking to some bozo Like Piers Morgan I'm Alex jonesing To go postal To get it thru your thick skull I kinda see Why suicide bombers Exist But there doing a disservice Fucking Dying And getting 72 virgins Cause I'm a Virgin And if I ever get a real girlfriend I'd probably fuck it up By coming off as desperate Cause to a virgin Ur first means everything Hopefully I can die knowing She was my first And last one But in this day and age It's hard for a relationship Let alone marriage Last ten years And it's usually One of the primary Reasons Is money And money That fucking slogan Will be the death of me Cause fuck money It comes from nothing But I spiritually Had Eminem On sway 45 Eminem had me I shut up the black community Cause me and Eminem Where hatching a plan To save everybody we can Spiritually he was my stan But really My step daddy Is ur stan But as I was Being interviewed A holographic device That showed existence In a sphere Even thro it was infinite I showed where we are In multiple realities In infinite dimensions And infinite possibilities The world has so many Atrocities We are so small Really We are a partial In the endless ocean To say we are alone That means nothing Cause in ur head You can talk to off plenty being And this universe Upon the multiverse There are extraterrestrials And beings that can go Interdimensional Cause we are so small And tiny That this rock This being Mother earth is giving Her life away For her creation's She's a creator A mother Life person child bearer A woman Or a transgender I'm A sexual And A romantic I side with the LGBTQ Community But when the pedophiles Trying to side with you And call it LGBTQ+P P for pedophiles That flag There actions Some saying To control and be around children I have to draw them naked To me that sickens me It sickened the LGBTQ Community Bring heterosexual Not liking it in the ass Even if I watch A female Take it in the ass Porno Michael Franti All the freaky people Make the beauty of the world That and the harmless crazies We all have stories To that point of view And that being The center of universe World needs soulletic Awakenings A Soulletic sanctuary So don't you get it My local news anchor I'm teaching you about history About how money Is definitely Defined I'm inclined To go up to the bankers And Rockefellers Just like I am change We don't want u in a Peru I've seen multiple times confirmations Laughing with all my confidence Seeing confrontations Of the ruling class Being talked down to A good samaritan Cause baby Maybe I'm a Martian Kratos God of war Cause this is spiritual warfare Cause I've come to tear down Olympus The revolution will not be televised Local newscaster Local news anchor Saying These are fables These are lies These are just age old Conspiracy theories But I say Oh contraire por favor My favor Is asking Why nobody telling me Me always wondering On How money And it's history Started Because if the world knew What has been censored The internet Loves censorship Freedom of speech Is dying The government is killing You are willing To listen to cnn When They have be shown on video Faking news Making up news But really It's to keep u In a state of misery To be so afraid To be so unhappy That the world looks bleak But on DeviantArt I see so much beauty In the world I'm constantly Viewing and facing The only thing I hate On DeviantArt Is the fact people Saying All freaking day thanks for the fav Putting there art on ur page So now they're plugging There art on my page But they already said thankx for the fav 20 other times And never fav Or comment It gets annoying Cause in my journal section I tell everyone with a warning Stop saying and coming to my page Only to be saying Thankx for the fav Uglies And crazies Can get laid Most the time By Hookers And by escort's They Get paid But really they did it for free Cause money Absolutely Comes From Nothing And is backed by nothing And this ain't a conspiracy theory What's ur name News anchor man Oh it's Jimmy I wonder how many people Wanted to fuck Kimmy From full house Cause in Fuller house The sisters got even hotter But spiritually I never fucked the older sister Cause spiritually I tryed to save Pavel Bure From the Russian war with Ukraine Spiritually I paid for everything His and his family Could move to Vancouver Hes a local god Playing Hockey His number Retired His jersey His legacy Winning in the third over time Playoffs is the best hockey But he spiritually Wanted to prove it to me By knocking on my door And being the first To prove mind reading To save me And give me All the money And a new body Cause I thought they realized The free technology But really Spiritually Justin Bieber Tried for 6 years to knock on my door He was scared We wouldn't click And my secrets And telling you Watch I was going to say Once I met your right away Cause he wanted the meeting be spirtualah And To be spontaneouslah Cause I was backed by everybody Cause I'm that nice of a man But Justin Bieber Spiritually Finally Summoned the courage To knock on my door But that Bieber Don't exist In this reality Cause really The knock Was not really This realities Justin Bieber But in this reality I don't know Really know any celebrities Even if I did I'd treat them like nobody's Cause fame It Is a real atrocity That Twitter gave me A billion followers This was before Elon musk I'd always end it fuck money My Twitter handle Bandit4Peace I was making sick ass tweets But really In this reality Was practice Not fantasy I've only ever made 3 tweets And Sick and tired of so called Beautiful women Going on social media Making money This ugly fatty Has a right be be judging Cause They're Posing In such positions In a sexy sports outfit In just a jersey Or a kit Wondering why the views Are so high Is because you a tease For fake money And attention Bitch please You want gender equality Then fucking Take sex outta The equation Cause the only thing men are doing Is masturbating over ur pictures There thinking All I want are nudes And they call them selves an influencer Really it the coronavirus SARS influenza Sex sells and that's cancer To a mind Not willing to see the answer Jimmy My local news anchor When I was a a kid One of my favorite memories Way mom giving us Money So we can load up on five cent candy Some cost a penny So we could play uno It's like crazy 8s But on crack The winner Would get the lump sum Of all the candy It was like Halloween to a kid Or winning the lottery To an adult And the jackpot is 1.3 billion To an adult that's winning But to me that's losing Cause all he caring It's not about jealousy It's about how money Is backed and comes from nothing Spiritually I fucked penny From the big bang theory Kaley Cuoco She kept asking If she could be Getting some big long john I want to Cum quick Making you Go back to ur husband Cause my spiritual dick piping Had this Virgin Quickly masturbating Over the first time I felt pussy This drunk girl sitting on me And by brothers lap She was hot as fuck A native I felt her pussy Poonani Poontang Pie through Ass huggers Really yoga pants But I call em ass huggers Or ass bra's Cause that make the ass Of a woman So nice and juicy Biggie The song juicy But then that ass In them yoga pants Got me fucking hard 16 years later It's still a go to in my wank bank Pornos Gotta pay for college Gotta pay for that new nose Reality Tv Fake as fuck But it creates billionaires From a shitty Porno My favorite kinda chips In Britain Its call crisps Its called Miss Vickie's Kettle chips Cheddar And jalapeno Crisps Easily It's heartburn city Even now I have heart burn Cause I got mcshits In stead of Wendy's Sorry Bad testimonial McShit's Is slang for McDonald's Good going down But hell coming out Praying to the porcelain God Stomach Just churning But the funny thing is I got it From my McDonald's That's across the street I'm embarrassed Cause I could have walked And saved the trouble Of getting four extra large coffees Canadians for the motto Make it a double double This time I got a shot of Expresso But I thought McShit's was closed To the public Meaning no foot traffic Just 24 hour drive thru The driver of skip the dishes understood As it looked like a fatty Can't walk across the street When I do it almost every day Just to get 4 extra large double doubles That 2 cream And 2 sugar Anything more than that Then you're killing the flavor I'm John Mayor Waiting on the world to change Cause everybody Is everybody's savour But sadly In our selfish nature Greed Bigotry Misogyny I'm saving my progeny This is all odd to me How everybody wants money Cause I believe it's all should be free I feel guilty Cause I can't work But I'm still able body I get to live off tax payers Cause I'm on disability I get money and rent free Really I could retire happy Knowing I changed somebody I could retire Cause for 20+ years I been staying this over and over Loosing friends To this propaganda Cause I wanted to be A knight and shining armor But really my words won't get me laid Even tho I get paid a measly 1000 dollars So I get money given to me By the government But it's a trap And I'm just a slave to thee So why do I have the right to bitch about money It's because the world is unjustifiably Corrupt So Nigga means peace So nigga Please U woke Bitch that's a joke But I have to wake up all you dumb folk Kids If ur reading this Or listen to this Wake up ur folks Wake em The fuck up Tell them the truth Tell em fuck money It's just digits on a screen Backed by nothing Turned into something They will say Money doesn't grow on trees But ur a slave on ur kness Saying that just the way it is Or the world revolves around money You can't change the system Well jimmy You and I both know its broken So my conspiracy theories Are facts To the people Left voiceless To speak to the masses To preach of change Cause Like my song says Impossible Just ain't in my vocabulary Ur just being monetary But that old slogan Fuck Money Sorry Jimmy Is this live I hope it captures a nation Or even better world wide Connotations To have my 15 minute's of Fame So I can be the first to hang To start a spiritual revolution A spiritual awakening Finally some fucking understanding Of my energetic You can't define it Intentions But you keywording Not listening to the whole damn thing So jimmy Is this is live Then I say to your audience I'm looking for the next Renaissance Cuz fuck copyright infringements I'll give you credit Cause I do Photoshop manipulations Cause I don't believe in paying When the greats have all stolen From the greats There just twisting Banging out a new version But demand monetary resuscitation Monetary reconciliation There taking the old age pension And your social security Cause they greedy There goes the security Of old age Working Till ur 80 If your lucky Cause you can't afford to retire But they wanna work you to death And put you in the grave Early retirement The day I found out that everything Has already been created Even my words Have me plagiarized I cant say for sure These are my words Cause really There's a being Writing the same words I be spitting Rapping Dave Chappelle The racial draft Colin Powell And Condoleezza Rice All porch niggers Sold out there black brothers And sisters Their black Heritage To be white Samuel L Jackson I wanted him dead In Quentin Tarantino's Django Cause he was really a white nigger A porch monkey Ratting to the slave drivers Really didn't care he was a slave To a slave He got to live comfortably Selling out his own kind Just like Obama did so easily Obama Doing the black walk Talking to civil rights leaders Really he's a trader He did nothing to walk away from the bankers Instead his top advisor Zbigniew Brzezinski A fucking crooked cronie I heard Lindon B Johnson Laughed after hearing Of the John F Kennedy Jr Assassination Laughing Saying I'm glad hes dead Watching jfk assassination And the daddy bush connection CIA Knowing great grand daddy bush was a Nazi Funding the nazi But a war hero George W. Bush Is a neo Nazi Banker are probably Funding both sides of the Ukraine And Russian war That's what they do for profits Military industrial complex They tell you there plans in fiction Like the game ace combat A fighter jet game Where There's And endless war To control the hoards Just like the movie and book By George Orwell 1984 A fictional author But really a whistleblower Cause he was in the know I used to be able To go to a strangers house And ask for pop bottles And beer cans One summer I was making so much moo lah That I could afford anytime Dinner and a movie It cost 15 bucks One time I made 200 bucks I called my mother To come pick up the mother load Took me an hour to load But the most embarrassing Thing When is comes to money Is being a kid Getting ur mother Tampons With spare change and being short Had to put back items Taught me an embarrassing lesson That money is a joke And pretty soon It will be A cashless based society Just credits on a screen A whistleblower Mysteriously dying Cause he saying The truth about 911 The Rockefellers Wanting to chip everybody Stupid dumb cunts That got chipped Doing it willingly But they wanted the movie Time Staring What's his face He supposedly Took britney spears virginity As a virgin she was teasing everybody Me hoping by masturbating I could cum to the money shot Trust me I got the money shot Or right I looked it up Justin Timberlake His mother dying Cause she gave him time On there life expectancy But That's Their currency And that's Their money That was a spark To ignite the rebellion He had help from his girlfriend Everyday You could line up for more time Just enough to live another day This It was futuristic welfare But really it psychological warfare This is info wars Or the hunger games A new gladiator On tv Killing Just to eat But the funny thing is There always a rebellion Cause you can't control Humanity Even tho in today's times It's all ready Orwellian I'm just a news paper man Selling the real news So sorry Jimmy You can give me 5 second delay And bleep out the cuss words But you can't stop my message My propaganda Through my repetitive nature I'll tell you over and over Till you believe me Cause I'm using propaganda In a good way They use it by telling you lies They look straight in your eyes They tell you Over and over Till ur a believer So jimmy Mr special news anchor You probably listen to the fake news media Spreading there propaganda And I'm a conspiracy theorist? When all I want Is the people Not to be sub-speciesist To fight for no classism Gender equality No sexism But this is all fascism They want you controlled Like communism Mao satong Killing Over 80 Million A dictator But Biden is a puppet And the worlds in massive amounts of debt And people are in massive amounts of personal Debt Bankers Really called money changers Used to be called gold holders Never being audited Tax man coming Knowing really They taking Illegal taxing Personal income Wesley snipes was right in fighting But he still went to prison I could go on and on about This systematic corruption I don't know about climate change Cause in the 70's They warned of global cooling Back then They was way more gas guzzling Carbon tax Is just another plot to make money They got rid of plastic bags And plastic straws They replaced them with paper How is that environmentally friendly When you now instead of polluting the planet You doubling down on killing trees Charging 25 cents a bag With no handles So really If global warming is true Your making it warmer By having no trees So you die of higher Co2 carbons But really your dying Of Oxygen deprivation This is how you want to save the planet Where's green peace party Probably funded by the environment lobby Organic For an extra 3 dollars Back in the 90's 300 would feed a family of five for a month But inflation The Canadian dollar At a 40 year high With inflation But you have people flexing A wad of cash Floyd Money Mayweather Mr 50-0 Talking shit Like he could beat Ali But he's set up his matches And rigged the money Cause he's all about money They should have stopped talking about money In rap Around 2010 Metaphorically I'm Yoda Was written When I was sixteen It was a distrack To all the wack rappers That talk about money Cause fuck money It comes from nothing Now it's also a distrack On every wack rapper That isn't a conscious rapper That talks about there feelings Not propaganda That perpetuates A broken Systematic Symptom Your the victim That feeds the world And have you believing And belonging Maybe you in a group Group mentality Usually Bring out the pitchforks Cause there usually A lynching Black people knowing Klue klux clan Was controling The us government They loved him Crowe laws And segregation I hope one day Jimmy As I'm almost done this interview I hoped you learned something new But jimmy Your lies on the news Is the real conspiracy theory Conspiracy The etymology Drives meaning Come together That's what I want the world to do So hopefully on the news They're will be Earthling civil rights leaders Marching To Washington Honest able Fucked up and accidentally Soul the country to the bankers Money changers The slaves themselves But our masters Killing us With weaponized disasters The only way you care Is if he or she Gender bent And becomes a Martyr And dies But I'm martyrdom I'm I'm going to kill that camper I'm going to kill that dug in sniper Cause really In battlefield 3 I wouldn't care about my KDR I was always top three Calling it MVP Cause my points And dying to capture the base I was so good That they could never find me But I was racist Sub-speciesist Cause I'd bail out Or die killing a tank C4 Strapped to a jeep I called it a jihad Jeep It was enough c4 That it would show on that discovery show Gone in seconds Showing real big ass explosions Blowing my mind Like one year Canada winning In Vancouver The biggest offshore fireworks competition The theme was Godzilla Playing fireworks To synchronized music They had such a big explosion That it scared me to be watching But it was for free One year they had lightening And fireworks together And it rare for Vancouver To get thunderstorms My best buddy In January Or february 2025 I'll have know him Going on 20 years But jimmy I hope now you see And your audience Will come to the realization That money comes and is backed by nothing There you go a again Bleeping my swearing I know its live tv But truthful people Swear It comes naturally So go ahead a bleep me Fuck…yeah… fuck money And fuck you Jimmy You Useless slave You useless eater A non believer I'm probably wasting my time 25 mins with this dumb anchor The weatherman black Totally agreeing With me Saying at the risk of losing my job He says my slogan Yeah Fuck you Jimmy And fuck money I realize now That money comes from nothing And we're hoping for something Like a cash cow Or Jack and the giant been stalk The golden eggs Now I can crip walk With bloods on my sneakers But really like me ur friendly Weather man Saying We just want outta poverty I'm saying to Jimmy I kinda had Munchausen syndrome Cause my mother Wanting me to fake an illness To go to the Drs Pill shoppers Or I'd fake an illness Cause I wanted to skip school And watch Bob Barker The price is right Spade and nurture Your animals please And I also had Stockholm syndrome Cause I locked myself in a bedroom With no help in sight I became agoraphobic But really I'm fatoephobic I'm a fatty afraid a falling Off any height Cause it would hurt more than a skinny person Cause of all the weight I'm pushing My point is that I'm judged by the way I'm looking Knowing Preaching Teaching Money comes from nothing So I end this interview The same way I started Fuck Money And fuck your conspiracy theories Cause I'm right cause I studied For 13 years History Psychology And world philosophy To get my Nobel On the theory Of peace The holy grail The explanation Of everything Now that's worth something That makes me king And to the masses Die for something A great cause Mines a virgin Dying for the planet You can call me guardian I pound my staff Saying shut the fuck up and listen There you go beeping The world's to scared for some reason When ur already dying And your life means nothing When all I'm shooting for is redemption But you make assumptions Like I can't change the world And money doesn't come from nothing It's your hard labor It means something Mother earth owns everything Then how come there's a wage gap Between men and women I get it men have to go to war But it's 2023 What's happening in equality So I end like interview By saying My favorite slogan Fuck you And fuck money Cause it comes from nothing… And the truth is what I bring Goodbye Jimmy Him reporting Well you heard it here first Go out picketing Protesting Cause I realized Money comes from nothing This has been A special live broadcasting I'm signing of It's ok Jimmy understanding Were live Saying Bleeping Fuck Money And fuck you His mind I was changing Jimmy signing off With the slogan Fuck…money comes from nothing Just workless paper Backed by nothing Jimmy got fired But at least he told the truth The weather man Got fired Just another black man Just another statistic Cause I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger Get in the chopper My mini gun Spreading truth and wisdom With every round Going postal Going ballistic Being a caged animal Makes you rage a holic Going crazy enought to laugh and frolick Saying I can catch a break After paying my dues But I'm a better man Knowing Money comes from nothing Win or loose I refuse To living in this society That is so selfish and greedy That they don't care about nobody

Fuck this is part seven I'm must be tripping This slogan is getting old Like gravity Has my balls Dripping A dragon Eats goats I'm rocking the go boat But part seven Is me going on the local news After my audition In parts One Throughout Six Loving new York But fuck the rangers And Fuck the nicks It was my stand up comedy special My music video My cd Record release Party To broke to imagine it all But my story Is cautionary Tale Of a man Living in his sanctuary Living in his prison Wishing Hoping Praying Everyone could be mind reading Just like me And everyone had telekinetic energy And I Was force to kill in self defense Using Telekinesis They feel and bleed for the being Soulletic Energetic But my will is so strong Energetically There no match for me I proved it spiritually So I sit here Empathetically So numb it make me Psychopathic And sociopathic But everyone is And also Sadomasochistic But you need to bleed ur feelings By being emotionally Empathetic My real superpower Took years of burning bridges And years of counting my hedges Knowledge Is Knowing where the ledge is But after that night I had the club bumping just right I go on the local news Hoping this goes National My clip goes viral Memes spring up Of my face An expression of distaste These words I copy and paste But I'm talking to some bozo Like Piers Morgan I'm Alex jonesing To go postal To get it thru your thick skull I kinda see Why suicide bombers Exist But there doing a disservice Fucking Dying And getting 72 virgins Cause I'm a Virgin And if I ever get a real girlfriend I'd probably fuck it up By coming off as desperate Cause to a virgin Ur first means everything Hopefully I can die knowing She was my first And last one But in this day and age It's hard for a relationship Let alone marriage Last ten years And it's usually One of the primary Reasons Is money And money That fucking slogan Will be the death of me Cause fuck money It comes from nothing But I spiritually Had Eminem On sway 45 Eminem had me I shut up the black community Cause me and Eminem Where hatching a plan To save everybody we can Spiritually he was my stan But really My step daddy Is ur stan But as I was Being interviewed A holographic device That showed existence In a sphere Even tho it was infinite I showed where we are In multiple realities In infinite dimensions And infinite possibilities The world has so many Atrocities We are so small Really We are a partial In the endless ocean To say we are alone That means nothing Cause in ur head You can talking to off planet beings And this universe Upon the multiverse There are extraterrestrials And beings that can go Interdimensional Cause we are so small And tiny That this rock This being Mother earth is giving Her life away For her creation's She's a creator A mother Life person child bearer A woman Or a transgender I'm A sexual And A romantic I side with the LGBTQ Community But when the pedophiles Trying to side with you And call it LGBTQ+P P for pedophiles That flag There actions Some saying To control it and be around children I have to draw them naked To me that sickens me It sickened the LGBTQ Community Bring heterosexual Not liking it in the ass Even if I watch A female Take it in the ass Porno Michael Franti All the freaky people Make the beauty of the world That and the harmless crazies We all have stories To that point of view And that being The center of universe World needs soulletic Awakenings A Soulletic sanctuary So don't you get it My local news anchor I'm teaching you about history About how money Is definitely Defined I'm inclined To go up to the bankers And Rockefellers Just like I am change We don't want u in a Peru I've seen multiple times confirmations Laughing with all my confidence Seeing confrontations Of the ruling class Being talked down to By A good samaritan Cause baby Maybe I'm a Martian Kratos God of war Cause this is spiritual warfare Cause I've come to tear down mount Olympus The revolution will not be televised In the 70's The us government Gave black people syphilis Local newscaster Local news anchor Saying These are fables These are lies These are just age old Conspiracy theories But I say Oh contraire por favor My favor Is asking Why nobody telling me Me always wondering On How money And it's history Started Because if the world knew What has been censored The internet Loves censorship Freedom of speech Is dying The government is killing You are willing To listen to cnn When They have be shown on video Faking news Making up news But really It's to keep u In a state of misery To be so afraid To be so unhappy That the world looks bleak But on DeviantArt I see so much beauty In the world I'm constantly Viewing and facing The only thing I hating On DeviantArt Is the fact people Saying All freaking day thanks for the fav Putting there art on ur page So now they're plugging There art on my page But they already said thankx for the fav 20 other times And never fav Or comment It gets annoying Cause in my journal section I tell everyone with a warning Stop saying and coming to my page Only to be saying Thankx for fav'ing Uglies And crazies Can get laid Most the time By Hookers And by escort's They Get paid But really they did it for free Cause money Absolutely Comes From Nothing And is backed by nothing And this ain't a conspiracy theory What's ur name News anchor man Oh it's Jimmy I wonder how many people Wanted to fuck Kimmy From full house Cause in Fuller house The sisters got even hotter But spiritually I never fucked the older sister Cause spiritually I tried to save Pavel Bure And his brother Was in real life married to the older sister But From the Russian war with Ukraine Spiritually I paid for everything His and his family Could move to Vancouver He's a local god Playing Hockey His number Retired His jersey His legacy Winning in the third over time Playoffs is the best hockey But he spiritually Wanted to prove it to me By knocking on my door And being the first To prove mind reading To save me And give me All the money And a new body Cause I thought they realized The free technology But really Spiritually Justin Bieber Tried for 6 years to knock on my door He was scared We wouldn't click And my secrets And telling you Before I met you I already told you What I was going to say Once I met your right away Cause he wanted the meeting be spirtualah And To be spontaneouslah Cause I was backed by everybody Cause I'm that nice of a man But Justin Bieber Spiritually Finally Summoned the courage To knock on my door But that Bieber Don't exist In this reality Cause really The knock Was not really This realities Justin Bieber But in this reality I don't know Really any celebrities Even if I did I'd treat them like nobody's Cause fame It Is a real atrocity That Twitter gave me A billion followers Spiritually This was before Elon musk I'd always ended it Fuck money My Twitter handle Bandit4Peace I was making sick ass tweets But really In this reality This Was practice Not fantasy I've only ever made 3 tweets And Sick and tired of so called Beautiful women Going on social media Making money This ugly fatty Has a right be be judging Cause They're Posing In such positions In a sexy sports outfit In just a jersey Or a kit Wondering why the views Are so high Is because you a tease For fake money And attention Bitch please You want gender equality Then fucking Take sex outta The equation Cause the only thing men are doing Is masturbating over ur pictures There thinking All I want are nudes And they call them selves an influencer Really its the coronavirus SARS influenza Sex sells and that's cancer To a mind Not willing to see the answer Jimmy My local news anchor When I was a a kid One of my favorite memories Was mom giving us Money So we can load up on five cent candy Some cost a penny So we could play uno It's like crazy 8s But on crack The winner Would get the lump sum Of all the candy It was like Halloween to a kid Or winning the lottery To an adult And the jackpot is 1.3 billion To an adult That's winning But to me that's losing Cause all he caring It's not about jealousy It's about how money Is backed and comes from nothing Spiritually I fucked penny From the big bang theory Kaley Cuoco She kept asking If she could be Getting some big long john dicking I want to her to be Cumming like quicken Making you Go back to ur husband Cause my spiritual dick piping Had this Virgin Quickly masturbating Over the first time I felt pussy This drunk girl sitting on me And by brothers lap She was hot as fuck A native I felt her pussy Poonani Poontang Pie through Ass huggers Really yoga pants But I call em ass huggers Or ass bra's Cause that makes the ass Of a woman So nice and juicy Biggie The song juicy But then that ass In them yoga pants Got me fucking hard 16 years later It's still a go to in my wank bank Pornos Gotta pay for college Gotta pay for that new nose Reality Tv Fake as fuck But it creates billionaires From a shitty Porno My favorite kinda chips In Britain Its call crisps But in Canada Its called Miss Vickie's Kettle chips Cheddar And jalapeno Crisps Easily It's heartburn city Even now I have heart burn Cause I got mcshits Instead of Wendy's Sorry Bad testimonial McShit's Is slang for McDonald's Good going down But hell coming out Praying to the porcelain Goddess Stomach Just churning The mostest But the funny thing is I got it From my McDonald's That's across the street I'm embarrassed Cause I could have walked And saved the trouble Of getting four extra large coffees Canadians for the motto Make it a double double This time I got a shot of Expresso But I thought McShit's was closed To the public Meaning no foot traffic Just 24 hour drive thru The driver of skip the dishes understood As it looked like a fatty Can't walk across the street When I do it almost everyday Just to get 4 extra large double double Coffee That's 2 cream And 2 sugars Anything more than that Then you're killing the flavor I'm John Mayor Waiting on the world to change Cause everybody Is everybody's savour But sadly In our selfish nature Greed Bigotry Misogyny I'm saving my progeny This is all odd to me How everybody wants money Cause I believe it's all should be free I feel guilty Cause I can't work But I'm still able body I get to live off tax payers money Cause I'm on disability I get money and rent for free Really I could retire happy Knowing I changed somebody I could retire Cause for 20+ years I been staying this over and over Loosing friends To this propaganda Cause I wanted to be A knight and shining armor But really my words won't get me laid Even tho I get paid a measly 1000 dollars So I get money given to me By the government But it's a trap And I'm just a slave to thee So why do I have the right to bitch about money It's because the world is unjustifiably Corrupt So Nigga means peace So nigga Please U woke Bitch that's a joke But I have to wake up all you dumb folk Kids If ur reading this Or listen to this Wake up ur folks Wake em The fuck up Tell them the truth Tell em fuck money It's just digits on a screen Backed by nothing Turned into something They will say Money doesn't grow on trees But ur a slave on ur kness Saying that just the way it is Or the world revolves around money You can't change the system Well jimmy You and I both know its broken So my conspiracy theories Are facts To the people Left voiceless To speak to the masses To preach of change Cause Like my song says Impossible Just ain't in my vocabulary Ur just being monetary But that old slogan Fuck Money Sorry Jimmy Is this live I hope it captures a nation Or even better world wide Connotations To have my 15 minute's of Fame So I can be the first to hang To start a spiritual revolution A spiritual awakening Finally some fucking understanding Of my energetic You can't define it Intentions But you keywording By Not listening to the whole damn thing So jimmy Is this is live Then I say to your audience I'm looking for the next Renaissance Cuz fuck copyright infringements I'll give you credit Cause I do Photoshop manipulations Cause I don't believe in paying When the greats have all stolen From the greats There just twisting Banging out a new version But demand monetary resuscitation Monetary reconciliation There taking the old age pension And your social security Cause they greedy There goes the security Of old age Working Till ur 80 If your lucky Cause you can't afford to retire But they wanna work you to death And put you in the grave Early retirement The day I found out that everything Has already been created Even my words Have me plagiarized I cant say for sure These are my words Cause really There's a being Writing the same words I be spitting Rapping Dave Chappelle The racial draft Colin Powell And Condoleezza Rice All porch niggers Sold out there black brothers And sisters Their black Heritage To be white Samuel L Jackson I wanted him dead In Quentin Tarantino's Django Cause he was really a white nigger A porch monkey Ratting to the slave drivers Really didn't care he was a slave To a slave He got to live comfortably Selling out his own kind Just like Obama did so easily Obama Doing the black walk Talking to civil rights leaders Really he's a trader He did nothing to walk away from the bankers Instead his top advisor Zbigniew Brzezinski A fucking crooked cronie I heard Lindon B Johnson Laughed after hearing Of the John F Kennedy Jr Assassination Laughing Saying I'm glad he's dead Watching jfk assassination And the daddy bush connection CIA Knowing great grand daddy bush was a Nazi Funding the nazi George H.W. Bush But a war hero George W. Bush Is a neo Nazi Banker are probably Funding both sides of the Ukraine And Russian war That's what they do for profits Military industrial complex They tell you there plans in fiction Like the game ace combat A fighter jet game Where There's And endless war To control the hoards Just like the movie and book By George Orwell 1984 A fictional author But really a whistleblower Cause he was in the know I used to be able To go to a strangers house And ask for pop bottles And beer cans One summer When I was little I was making so much moo lah That I could afford anything Dinner and a movie It cost 15 bucks One time I made 200 bucks I called my mother To come pick up the mother load Took me an hour to load But the most embarrassing Thing When is comes to money Is being a kid Getting ur mother Tampons With spare change and being short Had to put back items Taught me an embarrassing lesson That money is a joke And pretty soon It will be A cashless based society Just credits on a screen A whistleblower Mysteriously dying Cause he saying The truth about 911 The Rockefellers Wanting to chip everybody Stupid dumb cunts That got chipped Doing it willingly But they wanted the movie Time Staring What's his face He supposedly Took britney spears virginity As a virgin she was teasing everybody Me hoping by masturbating I could cum to the money shot Trust me I got the money shot Or right I looked it up Justin Timberlake His mother dying Cause she gave him time On there life expectancy But That's Their currency And that's Their money That was a spark To ignite the rebellion He had help from his girlfriend Everyday You could line up for more time Just enough to live another day This It was futuristic welfare But really it psychological warfare This is info wars Or the hunger games A new gladiator On tv Killing Just to eat But the funny thing is There always a rebellion Cause you can't control Humanity Even tho in today's times It's all ready Orwellian I'm just a news paper man Selling the real news So sorry Jimmy You can give me 5 second delay And bleep out the cuss words But you can't stop my message My propaganda Through my repetitive nature I'll tell you over and over Till you believe me Cause I'm using propaganda In a good way They use it by telling you lies They look straight in your eyes They tell you Over and over Till ur a believer So jimmy Mr special news anchor You probably listen to the fake news media Spreading there propaganda And I'm a conspiracy theorist? When all I want Is the people Not to be sub-speciesist To fight for no classism Gender equality No sexism But this is all fascism They want you controlled Like communism Mao say tong Killing Over 80 Million As a dictator But Biden is a puppet And the worlds in massive amounts of debt And people are in massive amounts of personal Debt Bankers Really called money changers Used to be called gold holders Never being audited Tax man coming Knowing really They taking Illegal taxing Personal income Wesley snipes was right in fighting But he still went to prison I could go on and on about This systematic corruption I don't know about climate change Cause in the 70's They warned of global cooling Back then They was way more gas guzzling Carbon tax Is just another plot to make money They got rid of plastic bags And plastic straws They replaced them with paper How is that environmentally friendly When you now instead of polluting the planet You doubling down on killing trees Charging 25 cents a bag With no handles So really If global warming is true Your making it warmer By having no trees So you die of higher Co2 carbons But really your dying Of Oxygen deprivation This is how you want to save the planet Where's the green peace party Probably funded by the environment lobby Organic For an extra 3 dollars Back in the 90's 300 would feed a family of five for a month But inflation The Canadian dollar At a 40 year high With inflation But you have people flexing A wad of cash Floyd Money Mayweather Mr 50-0 Talking shit Like he could beat Ali But he's set up his matches And rigged the money Cause he's all about money They should have stopped talking about money In rap Around 2010 Metaphorically I'm Yoda Was written When I was sixteen It was a diss-track To all the wack rappers That talk about money Cause fuck money It comes from nothing Now it's also a diss-track On every wack rapper That isn't a conscious rapper That talks about there feelings Not propaganda That perpetrates A broken Systematic Symptom Your the victim That's feeding the world And have you believing And belonging Maybe you in a group Group mentality Usually Bring out the pitchforks Cause there usually A lynching Black people knowing Klue klux clan Was controlling The us government They loved him Crowe laws And segregation I hope one day Jimmy As I'm almost done this interview I hoped you learned something new But jimmy Your lies on the news Is the real conspiracy theory Conspiracy The etymology Drives meaning Come together That's what I want the world to do So hopefully on the news They're will be Earthling civil rights leaders Marching To Washington Honest Abe Fucked up and accidentally Sold out the country to the bankers Money changers They're slaves themselves But our masters Killing us With weaponized disasters The only way you care Is if he or she Gender bent Him, they, them And becomes a Martyr And dies But I'm martyrdoming I'm going to kill that camper I'm going to kill that dug in sniper Cause really In battlefield 3 I wouldn't care about my KDR I was always top three Calling it MVP Cause my points And dying to capture the base I was so good That they could never find me But I was racist Sub-speciesist Cause I'd bail out Or die killing a tank C4 Strapped to a jeep I called it a jihad Jeep It was enough c4 That it would show on that discovery show Gone in seconds Showing real big ass explosions Blowing my mind Like one year Canada winning In Vancouver The biggest offshore fireworks competition The theme was Godzilla Playing fireworks To synchronized music They had such a big explosion That it scared me to be watching But it was for free One year they had lightening And fireworks together And it rare for Vancouver To get thunderstorms My best buddy In January Or february 2025 I'll have known him Going on 20 years But jimmy I hope now you see And your audience Will come to the realization That money comes and is backed by nothing There you go a again Bleeping my swearing I know its live tv But truthful people Swear It comes naturally So go ahead a bleep me Fuck…yeah… fuck money And fuck you Jimmy You Useless slave You useless eater A non believer I'm probably wasting my time 25 mins with this dumb anchor The weatherman black Totally agreeing With me Saying at the risk of losing my job He says my slogan Yeah Fuck you Jimmy And fuck money I realize now That money comes from nothing And we're hoping for something Like a cash cow Or Jack and the giant been stalk The golden eggs Now I can crip walk With bloods on my sneakers But really like me ur friendly Weather man Saying We just want outta poverty I'm saying to Jimmy I kinda had Munchausen syndrome Cause my mother Wanting me to fake an illness To go to the Drs Pill shoppers Or I'd fake an illness Cause I wanted to skip school And watch Bob Barker The price is right Spade and nurture Your animals please And I also had Stockholm syndrome Cause I locked myself in a bedroom With no help in sight I became agoraphobic But really I'm fatoephobic I'm a fatty afraid a falling Off any heights Cause it would hurt more than a skinny person Cause of all the weight I'm pushing My point is that I'm judged by the way I'm looking Knowing Preaching Teaching Money comes from nothing So I end this interview The same way I started Fuck Money And fuck your conspiracy theories Cause I'm right cause I studied For 13 years History Psychology And world philosophy To get my Nobel On the theory Of peace The holy grail The explanation Of everything Now that's worth something That makes me king And to the masses Die for something A great cause Mines a virgin Dying for the planet You can call me guardian I pounded my staff Saying shut the fuck up and listen There you go beeping The world's to scared for some reason When ur already dying And your life means nothing When all I'm shooting for is redemption But you make assumptions Like I can't change the world And money doesn't come from nothing It's your hard labor It means something Mother earth owns everything Then how come there's a wage gap Between men and women I get it men have to go to war But it's 2023 What's happening in equality So I end the interview By saying My favorite slogan Fuck you And fuck money Cause it comes from nothing… And the truth is what I bring Goodbye Jimmy Him reporting Well you heard it here first Go out picketing Protesting Cause I realized Money comes from nothing This has been A special live broadcasting I'm signing off It's ok Jimmy understanding We're on live television Saying Bleeping Fuck Money And fuck you His mind I was changing Jimmy signing off With the slogan Fuck money comes from nothing Just workless paper Backed by nothing Jimmy got fired But at least he told the truth The weather man Got fired Just another black man Just another statistic Cause I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger Get in the chopper My mini gun Spreading truth and wisdom With every round Going postal Going ballistic Being a caged animal Makes you rage a holic Going crazy enough to laugh and frolick Saying I can catch a break After paying my dues But I'm a better man Knowing Money comes from nothing Win or loose I refuse To living in this society That is so selfish and greedy That they don't care about nobody Money The great inequality