As I walked into the new spa, I started to feel a bit suspicious. Not that there was anything shady-looking about the place; it was in a nice part of town, the front was clean and well-lit... Something just felt off. I'd been delighted when I received the coupon in the mail the previous morning. After all, I was stressed out from finals and probably needed a good massage. Well, I thought, I came all the way here, no turning back now. I pushed open the glass doors and walked inside.
"Hello there!" Beamed the young receptionist in a perky voice. "Are you here for the promotional deal?"
"I guess," I said. "How much does this coupon cover?"
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