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Main Stage Marissa Never thought I’d use the words “thank god for COMM 231: Branding in the Digital Age” without being sarcastic—but here we are. It turns out all those lectures I half-watched while hungover or actively texting under the desk actually meant something. Or at least they made sense now that my job included phrases like activation funnel, event lifecycle, and multi-channel amplification. I say them confidently in Zoom meetings with people who think I’m some kind of marketing prodigy who just gets the youth. No one has to know my youth involved a brief detour through four years of the state’s finest correctional scheduling. It started small—editing hype reels and behind-the-scenes clips for a regional rave outfit. Then someone passed my stuff along to a bigger name. Then that name passed it to a festival marketing team who was desperate for someone who could speak fluent Gen Z with a little edge. Guess who used to A/B test OnlyFans captions like her rent depended on

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