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"Drew: 2000 points to Kathy Griffin for kissing Ryan. Kathy Griffin: Yeah! Colin: I never get 2000 points for kissing him. Drew: Because you like the kissing. Ryan: It's gotta be on the show! Colin: *nods his head*""Ryan: Hey Colin. Colin: Yeah? Ryan: What comes to mind when I say Ricky Ricardo and great cigars? Colin: Oh! Tapioca! Ryan: *Confused* Really? Why is that? Colin: Isn't that his big song? TAPIOOOOCAAAA!""Colin: I will let you fluff my Garfield if you know what I mean""Drew: Do you know what's behind you, Colin? Colin: I hope it's me with my clothes on...""Wayne: Horward, can you last, Horward, how did the song get so damn fast....

The Marriage Life Chapter 4: Midorima Shintaro [ Morning After ] Midorima flushed in a bright red when he caught sight of your naked body besides him. Your lower half was covered by plush cream colored comforters but your upper half was exposed. Your arms were wide open as you lay on your back, giving Midorima a clear view of your chest. Your smooth skin was bruised by countless kiss marks all over your neck and collar bone, even some between your bosoms. The green haired man flushed a deeper red and went to push up his glasses with his fingers. His fingers met with the bridge of his nose and he realized that his glasses were off. With his...

Shifting your fingers through the rack of manga, you bop your head to your favorite song blasting in your ears. Popping the bubble gum in your mouth, you shift your weight grunting when you can’t locate the latest issue of your favorite manga. Ripping the headphones off your head, you let them hang around your neck. “Oi Kazuya where is my favorite manga eleventh edition I can’t find it.” You pout quickly thumbing through the rack again to double check. “Um [Name]-chan we actually sold the last copy this morning,” he trails off ducking back behind the counter placing the register between you all. Eyes widening you turn around, “W-what?” Sto...

Your childish laughter rings out startlingly loudly in the still December air as the streetlights lazily blink on to assist the Christmas lights that are strung from nearly everything.  Once you notice how the sound cuts through the cold it dies off, possibly to reestablish the tranquility of a winter night, but more likely because the frigid air robbed you of your breath.  Moments before, you had turned away the spectacle that had you in such a fit in the first place, but now you turn back, a grin so wide it cracks your lips - making them bleed a bit - spreading across your face.  Your best friend still stands there, snow dripping from hi...

Your knuckles were bleeding and you could taste copper in your mouth. Two bodyguards were approaching from inside Big Mama’s place. Women screamed all around you outside the Corsican brothel, and you lunged again for the woman who had smacked you across the mouth. Suddenly you felt a long arm grip you around the waist and drag you back forcefully. “Whoa! Whoa! (F/n)! What the hell has gotten into you?” shouted Worick. “Let me hit her, Worick! Let me hit her again!” you yelled. Looking to the side, you saw Alex Benedetto was accompanying the Handyman today. Thankfully, you did not see Nico. He must have his own errands. You knew he...

You had no idea how much Yoosung looked forward to your visits to the office. He always had fun taking care of animals, empathizing with the sick and helping them heal, but it was even more of a delight when you stopped by to talk to him.And he never got tired of it, even if you visited every other day.This afternoon just so happened to be one of those visits. Yoosung was enjoying his sorry excuse for a lunch break (a vet’s work is never done, after all), when the com on his office phone blinked on.“Mr. Kim, your wife is here to see you, again.” Yoosung chuckled when he heard the droll lack of amusement from the receptionist.“Please, send ...

“Kenmaaa~” [Name] called softly as she leaned on the thin boy’s shoulder. Kenma only hummed in response, not taking his amber eyes off of his 3DS for a second. The room was dim, the only light coming from the bright video game screen and the moon shining through Kenma’s bedroom window. A comfortable silence fell over the two, aside from Kenma’s dainty fingers tapping on his game’s buttons.The girl shifted a bit to get comfortable, looping her arm around her boyfriend’s and nuzzling into him more. “You’ve been playing for a while. Aren’t you tired of it yet?” she asked, a slight whine in her voice. No answer. [Name] was very aware that the ...

"Jeff!" You heard two shouts emanate from the living room as you and Jane the killer were just outside its doors. She, as usual was just babbling about how she wanted to kill Jeff and even asking you to help her. As soon as Jane heard Jeff's name, she readied her knife and you step back a little. She was about to open the door when someone bursts out and ran at the speed of light making Jane stumble backwards and falling. You glance at the runner and notice his jet black hair and white hoodie and no doubt it was Jeff who for some reason must have known Jane was about to enter the living room and so decided to run off. Jeff normally would n...

~Chapter Six: I Think You're Okay~"Wait, this squiggly... it is an 'n', right? I keep getting it mixed up.""'M's have two bumps. You're right, that's an 'n'.""Oh. Okay."You scribbled down the next letter furiously, tongue peeking out from between your teeth in concentration. You leaned back once you finished and observed your work, laying your pen down on the wood beside it. "There. 'Titan'."Marco grinned at you happily. "Excellent! I didn't even need to correct you this time! You're really getting the hang of it."You smiled back shyly. "I am. Thank you again, Marco."You and Marco had been practicing your reading together for several mon...

Imagine for just a moment. Imagine what it would be, to be a Werewolf...Imagine yourself standing in a field. It’s dark, wind is blowing lightly, and moonlight is spilling out over the grass. A silvery light that steals most color. Clouds hide the moon for now. In the distance, a howl. The howl is much larger and louder than a dog’s, or even a wolf’s. This howl sends a shiver down your spine. You stomach tingles with excitement, and fear. You’d like to believe that you’re not afraid. Deep down you are. You’re frightened at this horrible sound.You quickly try and force it out of your mind. You try to think of something else. Anything else.....