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THE ART THIEF MANUAL During my career as the „Perverted Art Thief Hunter” I have encountered various plagiarists. I don’t consider myself to be an uber N00B killer (Hell, it takes more than just one person to get the scum banned! So, teamwork, teamwork, teamwork!), but I’m no newbie. And I’d like to share my experience with you. Why? Some of you may find this essay simply amusing. Some may want to use it as a tutorial. Or just to compare my stories with their own. But let’s not focus on the introduction, and cut to the chase, shall we? TYPICAL ART THIEF LINES (and what do I think about them) “You’re just jealous!” Yes, I am… Of the origina...

"Oh, [Name]-chaaan~" The raven-haired informant's voice rang throughout the large room. No answer. A small grin appeared on your face as you heard him get up from his chair and approach the sofa you were currently occupying. Stopping directly in front of you, a pair of crimson eyes bore down at you."Hello Izaya-kuuun~" You finally answered, mocking him in a sing-song voice."Where is it?""What on Earth could you be referring to, Izaya-kun?" You asked, trying to hide a smile from your boyfriend's obviously irritated state."My cell phone, [Name]-chan. Where did you put it this time?"From the very first moment you met him, Izaya took every p...

The snow was falling thick and fast. You watched the flakes flutter down and pile up on the inches that had already stuck. In your opinion snow was best enjoyed when you were warm and currently you sat snuggled in a blanket drinking hot chocolate with all the toppings. Someone knocked on your door or you thought they did. Deciding it ignore it you pulled the blankets closer and set your mug down. There it was again, a short rap on your front door.“Open the door (Name) I know you are home.”The masculine voice confirmed your thoughts and you deduced it was Sherlock standing on your doorstep in the cold. Deciding to be kind you shuffled over ...

It started out harmless enough, as all things involving Tony Stark did. He wasn't malicious or conniving by nature, no, he just knew how to get his way…most of the time. And when one has natural charm and charisma, would it not be prudent to use said attributes to one's advantage? Again, no. He really couldn't care less about all the fame and admiration his money and legacy brought him, despite what the tabloids would have people believe. He wanted, and felt he deserved, to be admired and sought after for his genius and engineering aspects that were slowly helping the world become a better place; the natural charm and charisma were just ge...