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Paolina stood from her bent position and took in a big breath of air that came direct from the terranean sea a wonderful salt fresh intake that helped revive her from her hours of toil that left her hands sore and blistered. The town followed the seasons and in the mid-summer heat it was time for the women to cut the grapes from the vines so that the men could crush them to make the wine, a Cannonau grape also known as Grenache in southern France was said to be the life giving juice that made Sardinia a blue zone where men & women lived to be 100 years old or more. The vineyard was peppered with women working hard bent over and cutting fast an action that was mastered from years of cutting and done without thinking an instinctive act, the women all ached from the work but knew that they would have to cook and clean and also lift their nightgowns for their husbands when they got home a women’s work was never done and the women of the town all knew this.  At first the screams that came

Nuh uh Austin: last movie of the ten and its the justice league but I did watch Zack Snyder's Justice league though. Jordan: what's the difference? Austin: A 4 hour version of justice league with more scenes and a better plot than this. Sid: four hours???!!! Man, I couldnt sit there that long! Shelby: yea that's a long one. I did see Oppenheimer and that's 3 hours. Drift: long but I did see that one movie that was a documentary and that lasted 71 hours! Brandon: 71 hours???!!! Your insane bro, you got sleep?! Drift: I did, it took me 2 and a half days to watch it and get finished with it so. Ronnie: insanity of you guys. Stella: crazy, lets just watch already! Austin: this one or Zack snyders? Jordan: this one. That shit lasts four hours. I can't sit through that! Austin: okay then. 2017's justice league it is! Hit it with a bang! The movie starts at the scene of the home of wonders Austin: yea this looks like an downgrade to zacks version. Jordan: yea, its okay but nah.. Lincoln: mid in my opinion, its just lackluster already. Then going through the defenses of mother boxes of a total of 3 in 3 separate areas, Atlantis, the home of Amazon's and cyborgs heart. Jordan: man I just got spoiled by the author bro. Austin: don't get any ideas Jordan, he's a spoiler teller. Lincoln: oh, austin. Is darkseid in this movie. Austin: yes but not much, its disappointing to see him not do anything in here but just be there for fanservice. But he is more into Zack Snyder's version than this one. Sid: Is this a sequel or what? Austin: A sequel to the first wonder woman and or Batman vs superman movie. Just like the avengers. Drift: yea thanks nerd! I might watch these later. Then hits to the scene of the meeting of darkseid in the black fluid form Austin: he looks cool in this one! Wait hold on, I think we are watching Zack Snyder's version guys.. Jordan: seriously?! Come on man! Sid: yeah man, why.. Austin: accident I guess.. Then hits to the scene of the fight but the bad cgi was gone from this version Sid: oh man, this is gonna be good!!! Shelby: not really.. Austin: it looks good in my opinion. Lincoln: yea, seeing superman fighting the justice league is cool bro. Austin: Batman vs superman..? Ronnie: yea cool inclusion bro. Lets watch! Then hits to the scene of evil superman seeing the speed of light flash Austin: what I like about this scene is that he has that savage tone but can see him already. In full speed! Sid: crazy bro but he built different. Then hits to the scene where superman just throws Batman out of the way Austin: what I knew when I saw this is that he just threw the Batman costume but not Batman himself Shelby: technical mistake? Austin: yep. Jordan: I didn't know about this when I just started watching.. By then it hits to the scene of Batman in a desert costume and is interviewing the joker Ronnie: well... It ain't Jared letos joker. Austin: WhY So sEriOus??? Lincoln: okay jokester. We get the joke. Phone: WhY So sEriOus??? Lincoln: okay man, stop playing Austin. Drift: kinda funny i ain't gonna lie. then it hits to a scene where the justice league stop Steppenwolf from destroying the world with the triple mother boxes Austin: okay this is gonna hit hard right guys? All sleeping while watching for 3+ hours Austin: damn that's crazy. Then ends to the credits when they stop him from destroying the world with the triple mother boxes Austin: guys. GUYS!! Wake the hell up! Shelby: is it over? Jordan: ughhh.... Wait you are still awake? Sid: how? Austin: hey at least I watched the whole thing. Lincoln: another 10? Austin: hell yeah! Wheel on the board within the halls please. Austin spins the wheel and gets... Robocop 2 Austin: ohh... I heard this is bad Shelby: that filth! Never in my life have I seen slop in ages. Jordan: this is an terrible movie Austin: your next links! Lincoln spins the wheel and hits.... Jaws the revenge Lincoln: never watched. Is it bad? Shelby: worse than you think bro. Sid: jaws should never get sequels. Ever. Ronnie: crazy that we got sequels that I never heard of and then they are terrible Austin: yeah, your next Ronnie Ronnie spins the wheel and gets.... Kraven the hunter Ronnie: oh yeah, that movie with an bomb of itself and was a slog to get through? Shelby: yes, that one. Lincoln: A terrible film! Austin: I feel like I might like this film like morbius... Sid: ewww, you like shit in your mouth dude? Austin: no, but its okay I guess. Jordan: no way bro. But I heard this had an terrible bomb at the box office. Shelby: a movie who can be limited by success, and not a outstanding side of it. It sees light but it ends up at the twilight zone of pure nothingness. Austin: oh, just like the borderlands movie! Drift: yes! That one, where it failed to bring people to watch it in theaters. Austin: okay Sid, your next! Sid spins the wheel and gets.... Fan4stic Austin: say that again? Jordan: ugh... Enough with the puns bro. But the movie is just straight up memeable like morbius and madame web Ronnie: one thing I remembered about this slop is that ending clip, its just a memefest. Austin: fantastic four am I right? Drift: say that again? Brandon: yea this movie is not fire bro but here the thing.... The thing Jordan: okay you three, quit it! Austin: okay i will stop, stella your next! Stella spins the wheel and gets... A league of extraordinary gentlemen Austin: oh my god....!! I love that film dude! Stella: that film? What a meatrider. Jordan: it aint that bad but that guy surely loves that film for some reason. Austin: Jordan your next! Jordan spins the wheel and has..... Hornet Jordan: hornet? What the hell is that? Austin: a spin off to the transmorphers movies. Jordan: another asylum film?! Shelby: absolutely! Jordan: why so many bro.. Austin: just to watch and tor- im just kidding. Sid: say what now bro? Austin: nothing. Drift your next Drift spins the wheel and gets.... Spiderman lotus Drift: no! Never in my fan of Spider-Man life I would never touch that greasy filth! Brandon: nah, that film is just a dumpster fire! Austin: the original transformers prime galvatrons revenge. Your next Brandon Brandon spins the wheel and hits..... The room Phone: I did not hit her. I did not hit her, I did not.!! Of hi mark! Jordan: that one? Ronnie: fire movie bro. Austin: fire those buns out of ya, wait they are already cooked but it aint that good you know Ronnie: oh hell nah.. You are acting racist again aren't you? Austin: okay girl, chill.... Sup my chocolate friends.! Stella: oh hell, no! You are racist! Shelby: no cousin, can't be like that bro! Austin: I got the balls you know, not a pussy! Jordan: whatever bro, who next? Austin: Shelby. Shelby spins the wheel and has..... Morbius 2- wait I'm kidding it's actually scary movie 5 Austin: oh man, those were the funniest movie franchise ever bro. Shelby: oh yeah I laughed my ass off all the time while seeing these movies. Jordan: man making these movies and seeing the cast have fun in them was amazing! Lincoln: oh yeah in scary movie 3 there was that news report who said the n word also he is white. That franchise has some people with sterioded balls in them. Ronnie: yea, what a funny moment but, he ain't got no n word past! Lincoln: I do! Ronnie: you what!!!? Lincoln: oh yeah Clyde gave it to me! And I'm gonna say it here and right now.. Stella: dont you dare bro. Shelby: wouldn't be seeing my cousin saying it and I'm not gonna let you say it! Lincoln: nig- Austin: my blackies get down!! Its too powerful!! Ronnie: what!!!!?? Stella: stop being racist bro! Lincoln: im just kidding! Early April fools! Luan: who said that? Early April fools? Lincoln: no, luan. I didn't say such a thing.. Luan: oh nevermind. Austin: links your next again... Lincoln: woah bro, chill. Lincoln spins the wheel and gets.... Alone in the dark 1+2 Stella: wait that's 10? Well we are gonna start no- Austin: nope! One more! Jordan: oh you gotta be kidding me!? Austin: your black? No wait, im just kidding.. Wait that's a woman... Whats a woman??? Winky wink Jordan: oh piss off bro! Ronnie: your serious making fun of us right and also racist!! Austin: yes! I'm very humored and mostly dark and offensive humored guy and its special to me. Wait!! Asian... Three monkeys... Four Big Gu- Gets slapped by Jordan Jordan: dude!! Chill....!! Sid: asian?!! Your actually darkened bro.. Shelby: call me black whatever you want dude but a monkey??!!! Stella: you can't chill bro. Lincoln: four big guys?? I know right?? Drift: wanna do the hits guys with them? Brandon: oh yeah lets do it! Austin: lets go! Lincoln: oh yeah see the action guys! Shelby: nuh uh..! Dont! Austin: is it still hot out here?? Well here we go again.. Lincoln: bro they are still messing with the temperature. Drift: never encountered this.. Time to take my shirt off! Brandon: oh! Me too! Lincoln: me three! Austin: me "four"..... Lincoln: I see what you did there bro. They take their shirts off Jordan: man I can't even handle this guys Stella: oh yeah but with four!! Ronnie: special guys... Sid: impressive view here. Shelby: looking nice there guys. Austin: okay so ronnie, your next again. Ronnie: okay bro Ronnie spins the wheel for the last time and has..... American psycho 2 Austin: erm.. What the sigma? Ronnie: bro brain rot terms, just chill out. Jordan: yo man, its peak! Not this sequel that no one asked for but it started with a sigma male who is a killer and its good....!!! Drift: more like an alpha male, aint I right? Brandon: oh yeah.. More better than beta cucks! Stella: guys with the terms man.. Its making me have brain damage. Lincoln: hey Shelby, what you got? Shelby: what? Lincoln: a level 9 gyatt..! Shelby: what the hell Lincoln!!?? You think I'm huge or something?! Drift: nah but that cake is more than that... Shelby: oh no cousin! You are not that guy like seriously, I wanting a hangover not a bakery comparison. Austin: nah girl all of you got bakerys right there and its good... Stella: no, no, no! Not again!! Jordan: boy I swear to god.. For real, I will sholve something straight into your ass, if you don't stop. Ronnie: oh, you think I have an bakery behind? Too bad you ain't getting it since your not old including me. Sid: bakery? Oh you mean, I have cake in the fridge? Oh, let me get it! Stella: no, not that. Yours...! Sid: my butt is big? Shelby: that one! Sid: oh come on! You guys are pervs.. Jordan gets a call Jordan: oh that's kara! I'll be right back Ronnie: whos kara? Austin: a new friend in my group. Stella: oh yea since that torture fest, we are getting slightly better to know we ain't bitches to anyone like her. Jordan: hey guys! Shes coming! Austin: okay cool! Jordan: one thing... Don't be a perv and those things gotta go.. Austin: what? Jordan: your shirtless. Austin: dont worry, its fine Door knocks Austin: that has to be her, I go get it. Jordan: well go for it! Austin opens the door and its her Kara: why are you shirtless austin? Austin: it makes me feel good and its hot out here in Lincoln's house. Kara: well I'm fine with it. Austin: hey guys! Shes right here. Kara: hey guys. Who are those 3? Jordan: oh, those are Shelby, drift and brandon. Kara: you three are also shirtless, whys that? Lincoln: its hot here Drift: it makes me hot Brandon: it feels sexy you know what I'm saying? Kara: no, you got nice ones. And you are shelby, right? Shelby: yes! I'm also those fours cousin. Kara: thanks nerd and four brothers? Austin: I saw what you did there Shelby.. Shelby: what? Austin: it makes us look fantastic! Drift: say that again? Jordan: oh for the love of- Its over but a chapter two of the movie reactions are coming in hot!

The Legends are old Stories. Nobody knows who narrated the Legend of Tajin by first time. The sure thing here is that, the Thunder Men hadn't Swords nor wore Boots, because Swords and Boots arrived by first time to our America time later, with the Hispanic Men. Don't get surprised now, the Thunder Men get dressed in an European-like Style, with Capes, Boots, and Hats, at the same time older Habits of America, like cooking in a three-stone Stove, getting worried of the Beans couldn't get burn , and smoking Cigars. With the Time, the Legends change. Don't find Strange if one of those days, to your hands arrive -or you better decide to write- other Version of this Legend, where the Thunder Men travel to Papantla in a Bus, or Tajin travels through the Pahts of the Jungle riding in a Bicycle. Tajin And The Seven Thunder Men is a Story based in an Indigenous Legend. It happens in the Totonacapan, ie, the Totonacan Country, a Jungle Zone, crossed by too much Creeks and Rivers which, as in

The Legends are old Stories. Nobody knows who narrated the Legend of Tajin by first time. The sure thing here is that, the Thunder Men hadn't Swords nor wore Boots, because Swords and Boots arrived by first time to our America time later, with the Hispanic Men. Don't get surprised now, the Thunder Men get dressed in an European-like Style, with Capes, Boots, and Hats, at the same time older Habits of America, like cooking in a three-stone Stove, getting worried of the Beans couldn't get burn , and smoking Cigars. With the Time, the Legends change. Don't find Strange if one of those days, to your hands arrive -or you better decide to write- other Version of this Legend, where the Thunder Men travel to Papantla in a Bus, or Tajin travels through the Pahts of the Jungle riding in a Bicycle. Tajin And The Seven Thunder Men is a Story based in an Indigenous Legend. It happens in the Totonacapan, ie, the Totonacan Country, a Jungle Zone, crossed by too much Creeks and Rivers which, as in