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You woke the next day too someone shaking you. "Hmm?" You opened your eyes and Jeff was standing there. "Morning,sunshine." He said. "Get up." You groaned in annoyance and sat up. "Get used too it,sweetheart." He said. "This is the time you'll be getting up from now on." "Yeah,we'll see about that." You mumbled under your breath. "Excuse me?" He spat. "Nothing!" You said. You got up and walked out of the room with him following behind. "You better stop with this attitude, (Y/N)." Jeff said in a strict voice. "No,you want me too be here,so deal with it." You snapped. "Shut up." Jeff snapped. "Whatever." You spat.You sat on the couch and loo...

THE ART THIEF MANUAL During my career as the „Perverted Art Thief Hunter” I have encountered various plagiarists. I don’t consider myself to be an uber N00B killer (Hell, it takes more than just one person to get the scum banned! So, teamwork, teamwork, teamwork!), but I’m no newbie. And I’d like to share my experience with you. Why? Some of you may find this essay simply amusing. Some may want to use it as a tutorial. Or just to compare my stories with their own. But let’s not focus on the introduction, and cut to the chase, shall we? TYPICAL ART THIEF LINES (and what do I think about them) “You’re just jealous!” Yes, I am… Of the origina...

Matthew lay in his bed staring at the ceiling, one arm resting above his head the other wrapped around his toy polar bear Kumajirou. When he got Kumajirou the Canadian was going through a faze where he was obsessed with anime and Japan, hence the Japanese name. But that was many years ago and now Matthew had forgotten any Japanese he may have picked up, also forgetting the bears name. Nevertheless the bear was still very important to him and Alfred enjoyed making fun of that but Matthew would always retort by making fun of his toy alien Tony that he had also had from a young age.Anyway back to the ceiling, Matthew was staring at the ceilin...

Superman/Steven Universe: The Shield of Hope   Chapter 13: Extra, Extra, Read all about it Daily Planet, 1 hour after Parasite Battle             The Bullpen of the Daily Planet was in a stir, dozens of people were all talking at once about the events that had transpired only an hour ago. A monster had appeared out of nowhere from Lexcorp, and killed at least a dozen people both in and outside the building. The beast would’ve killed countless more if four amazing beings hadn’t shown up and defeated the beast. These were no ordinary people, however, they were something ripped straight out of a fantasy book. Speed, Strength, Flight, and coun...

Several ponies had gathered toward a stadium in Canterlot, for it was time. Two worlds were ready to settle a rivalry that had been going on for years.Marvel vs. Capcom, in Equestria.Many ponies showed up to see this fight, including some of the more well known ponies. Spitfire, along with her fellow Wonderbolts were among them. Fancy Pants, along with his wife Fleur had also arrived to see the big fight. Even Royalty from all around Equestria showed up, with special seating for the four Princesses; Celestia, Luna, Cadance and Twilight Sparkle.Twilight had the most vested interest in this, considering her husband Peter Parker, also known t...