Rifftrax: Better Living Through Science and Ponies by AsqueradeTheBrony, literature
Literature
Rifftrax: Better Living Through Science and Ponies
A single multi-hued pony stood alone in the center of a dark room, his face a mask of dispassionate emptiness. The floor and walls were rough stone, cold, hard and unforgiving. When he received his house months ago, there had been rusty chains hanging from the ceiling, creaking ominously. He had removed them, as they distracted him from his meditation. He seemed to be indifferent to the basement's creepy atmosphere as he waited for the right moment.The pony, a Unicorn, was slightly taller than the average colt, and his body thinner than most. For a Cutie Mark, he had a three Chesspieces, a black and white pawn on either side of a red King....