Here I am... wandering around the world. No, I'm not a world traveler, I'm homeless. Why? Because my father is an abusive alcoholic cross-dresser, and my mother is an abusive prostitute. You could say I don't like my home life, but that would only be a sliver of the pie. I am a ninja and a very good one at that. I made Chunin level when I was 7, skipped Jounin and made it to the Anbu when I was 10. So yeah. My parents always yelled at me for being a ninja. They told me it was a waste of time. The reason I wanted to be a ninja was because of a village near the one I lived in was attacked by a group of rogue ninja and the poor village had no...