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Being a thief, just starting out on your career, is not an easy prospect these days, especially when you have your father’s reputation to live up to.  If someone had told me I’d be breaking into Kelstone Manor as part of my job interview, I would have laughed myself silly.  Yet here I am, inside this gorgeous manor house, preparing to steal from the owner and guests that will be arriving shortly.  Checking my reflection, I pulled my long, light brown hair into a bun and pin the maid’s cap in place….. ---My dad was renowned in certain circles; his long and successful career having earned him the respect of the Thieves’ Club, a group of thie...

Okay, here's what we learned from Justin Schmo so far...* Justin's an idiot * Justin has to share the same house with Brandy, Spongebob, Numbuh 5, Honey, Pikachu, Smithers, Cartman and Yamcha * The Ten Commandments were never meant for Justin's dirty hands * Justin's a moron * To give Justin a bit more flavor, just add eggs * Justin has to share a room, and a bed, with both Yamcha and Smithers (don't ask) * Holli is NOT going to be on the show (don't even THINK of asking) * Justin's paintgun won't even listen to him * Justin's an idiot * Justin has to sleep outside while Numbuh 5 throws a pizza party I really want to go to * But Justin can...