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How to get fat, and keep getting fatter!! Job • If you don’t already have a desk job or work from home job, get one. (The only     exception, or other option, is jobs at food places where you get free or discounted meals or food left over from the day.) • If you get or have a desk job, make sure your desk is loaded with snacks. If possible, have a mini fridge in your office/cubical. • If you get or have a desk job, make sure your chair is comfortable. • Go out to lunch. Bag lunches aren’t nearly as good as restaurant lunches. Home • Your couch, mattress, and chairs at home should be so comfortable t

   Professor Murphy was quick to inform us that, due to the fact that there were more students this semester than there were cooking stations, we were to work in groups for the entirety of this baking course. We got to choose our partners at the end of his introduction. I didn't know anyone, so I got stuck with Ashley.    We introduced ourselves. I was a culinary arts major starting my first year at that college. Ashley was a Liberal Arts major with little to no actual interest in cooking. Immediately, it was clear to both of us which partner was going to be putting in more work this semester. As we spoke, she opted out of looking at me and