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  On the floorboards of the basement, a small body flew up from the dark void of the well and landed on it with a loud, wet splat. Thomas rolled a bit, almost to where he almost fell back. In the midst of being physically scrambled, he twisted, sinking his picks into the softwood catching himself as his legs dangled off the side. “THOMAS?!” Paxton's worried voice called up to him. “ARE YOU OKAY?!” “Ohmygodohmygodohmygo--” he was muttering to himself, seeing the world sway back and forth. He quickly hauled himself up and onto the wood, his hands shaking. The vertigo was so horrible he threw up. He was shaking like a leaf, trying to get his bearings. “Why did I go first?” he grumbled to himself, feeling like his stomach was turning inside out. “Why am I so stupid!” “THOMAS!” Paxton yelled again. “Ugh.” he moaned, holding the side of his head, too loud. He swears he can hear his own heartbeat. “I’M FINE! Christ.” “THOMAS?” He yelled again.  “Fucking giants.” he crawled over to the

Sometimes, Xeno had the feeling that the campus library was maybe a little too quiet. By the time late afternoon turned into the evening, the place had almost entirely emptied out. Everyone but the most dedicated students had already left, and so Xeno found himself alone with his books and his thoughts. The young wolf was the shy sort who preferred to avoid conversation; he was much more comfortable seated at a library table with a book or two. With the sun setting, the library had already been partially filled with darkness. Shadows fell across the table in front of Xeno, making it difficult to properly read the pages. He frowned, his eyes flitting back and forth. He couldn't shake the feeling of being watched; it was ridiculous, and he knew that, but he swore he kept seeing things in the darkness. A flash of silver, a glimpse of purple, and the quiet sound of a laugh — he knew he wasn't completely alone, but that was to be expected. Other students had stayed as well. Right? Xeno had heard the rumors, of course. Students all over campus told ghost stories of someone who haunted the nerdier parts of the school. Rumors of brutal wedgies in the chemistry lab left geeks trembling in fear, and Xeno had even overheard something about the entire robotics team getting their nipples twisted by a mysterious, cackling figure. He figured the rumors were just rumors, nothing more…but that didn't make it easier to be alone in the dark. Something shifted in the edge of his vision, too quick for his eyes to follow. Xeno swallowed, trying to suppress the pounding of his heart. He turned another page, and the moment his eyes began to scan the book, he felt hands grasp onto his shoulders. Fingers curled slowly against him, and before Xeno could turn his head, there was a quiet chuckle in his ear. “Don’t move,” the voice said, rich with laughter. “Just listen. I’ve had my eye on you all day. I had to wait ages just to get you alone. Here's the deal — I want to have a little fun. I've been itching to get my hands on a cute little dork, and you'll do perfectly. But,” he added, his grip loosening just enough to allow Xeno to sit up. “This is only fun if you agree. If you're in, nod.” Xeno couldn't say he'd expected his evening to turn out in such a way. Despite the pounding of his heart, he didn't detect any trace of deception in the voice. It would be easy to shake his head and refuse, and the figure would disappear into the shadows. But Xeno didn't shake his head. Before he could even understand the depths of his choice, he nodded. The effect was immediate. A hand snaked into the gap between Xeno’s back and the chair and grabbed his tighty whities, and the resulting yank was like someone trying to start a lawnmower. The force of the pull made Xeno pitch forward, and he clung to the table with both hands like a lifeline. He let out a high-pitched cry that he stifled halfway by biting his lower lip, and his hands tightened against the table’s edge hard enough to turn his knuckles white. The second pull made him whine and arch his back as his undies climbed higher. His briefs began to invade parts of him that he'd never imagined his briefs could go. His toes curled, and he gasped from the pressure against his most sensitive places. Another laugh echoed in Xeno’s ear, and his bully finally leaned forward far enough for Xeno to see him in his peripheral vision. “I’m Sorn,” said the monkey, brushing a stray dreadlock out of his face and flashing a smile that showed fanged canine teeth. “Judging by the name so carefully written on the back of these undies, you’re Xeno. It’s a real pleasure to meet you, seriously. I think we’re gonna get along just fine.” He punctuated the end of the sentence with another yank, stretching Xeno’s undies well past his shoulders. “And we’ve got plenty of time tonight to ‘get along’.” Xeno could only whimper, his butt held off the chair by the force of the massive wedgie. He felt his eyes watering, and his claws dug into the wood hard enough to leave marks. Each pull renewed the tension in the fabric, sending shudders of pleasure through Xeno’s body. He didn’t entirely understand why he was feeling the way he was, but he was coming to realize that he didn’t exactly mind. Xeno’s body was reacting to the wedgie in ways he didn't quite understand. His squeals gradually became soft whines, and those whines turned into quiet moans. Each time his briefs flossed deeper into him, the more he was squeezed. His legs began to shake, and his knees began to tremble against the table. “You're taking this like a champ,” Sorn said, smiling. “We're almost done, I can tell. Just hold on a little bit longer…” Another pull inched the undies higher, and Xeno squeezed his thighs together. Everything was beginning to become overwhelming very quickly. Xeno couldn't only imagine what he must have looked like to other people. The last thing he saw, as he flailed fruitlessly against the table, was his briefs descending slowly over the crown of his head. The waistband snapped cleanly into place on Xeno’s forehead. He slumped in his chair, unable to fully get comfortable; no matter how hard he tried, the arch in his back made it nearly impossible to properly sit. Every movement forced the undies to bite deeper, and it was all Xeno could do to hold back more embarrassing noises. Sorn just laughed, resting a hand on Xeno’s shoulder and pressing down on him, earning another gasp from the wolf. “Not bad,” he mused, reaching both arms around Xeno’s body and pinching both of his nipples with firm hands. Even the slightest pressure was enough to make Xeno yelp, and his fit of squirming started all over again. “Relax,” Sorn muttered. “You’re going to make it worse if you move.” His hands barely twitched, and Xeno’s eyes crossed. The wedgie was bad enough, but Xeno’s nipples were sensitive; as soon as Sorn began to properly administer the titty twister, Xeno began to thrash and buck, wiggling madly in his chair. He slapped the top of the table and gritted his teeth, but he couldn’t stop himself. There was no hope of regaining his composure. And Sorn just laughed again. “I’m not finished just yet,” the monkey said, his voice a dangerous purr in Xeno’s ear. “I’ve got one last surprise in store.” Xeno hardly registered the trip to the bathroom. He recalled stumbling over his own feet with the atomic wedgie in place, and his chest aching from the savage titty twisters he'd endured. He recalled being pushed onto his knees, but past that, it had gone blurry. He snapped out of his trance when a hand grabbed the back of his head and stuck his head into the toilet. The water swirled around with a deafening sound, and Xeno squeezed his eyes shut as he clutched the sides of the toilet bowl. When he finally emerged with a great gasp for air, he was given only a second before being shoved in again. And again. And again. Xeno lost track of how many times he went down; the constant spiral of the water left him dizzy and dazed. By the time it finally came to an end, he found himself looking upward into Sorn's gleeful eyes. “I lied,” the monkey snickered. “We have a lot more work to do tonight.” With a splash of water and the twist of a silver handle, Xeno’s world went spinning all over again. All he could do was hold on for dear life…and try and ignore the throbbing pleasure between his legs. The school would have a new rumor the following day

Vaggie was sleeping in bed until she finally woke up while yawning and rubbing her eye. She turned to wake her girlfriend, Charlie, up. However, she finds that her side was empty. Vaggie - “Charlie?” In the lobby, Charlie was panicking and planning out everything with lots of paper with strings attached. Everyone else was watching her, disturbed by her behavior. Charlie - *muttering to herself* “I'm just not quite understanding why it's not working. Okay, okay, think Charlie. Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think. Okay if I do this, it's going to be- *gasp* I have trust falls every single morning. We can do- *gasp*” Angel - *concerned* “Yikes.” Blitz - “I’ll say. I have never seen her like this.” Charlie - *mutters to herself in frustration* “Come on, come on, come on, come on.” Vaggie - confused* “Uhh what’s going on?” Sophie - “Charlie is acting weird. It looks like she really needs a nap.” Hardy - “She's been like this when we found her.” Vaggie - *worried* “Charlie? Sweetie? You, uh, you good?” Charlie looks back with a sleep-deprived, insane look in her eyes. Which was obvious because red veins were shown in the sclera, Charlie - “Nope! No, not really. Ha ha. I've been up all night trying to figure out why the hotel isn't *crushes paper in her hand* working. We've done trust falls, we've tried sharing our feelings, we only have a couple months left before the angels come. *turns into demonic form and laughs maniacally before turning back to normal* And at this rate-“ Hardy - “Uh, Charlie, I think that it's time-“ Charlie - “NO.” Hardy - “That we ask-“ Charlie gets up close to Hardy's face, gripping his blue jacket desperately. Charlie - “DON'T SAY IT.” Hardy - “Your father.” Charlie groans, knowing what this means for her. Charlie - Hardy you know I can’t do that… Then she heard a knock on the door. Charlie - “I got it.” Charlie open the door and it was Sonya and Liz. Sonya - “Hey Cousin Charlie how is-“ Charlie - *grabbed Sonya by the shoulders* “Oh baby cousin! Thank goodness you are here! Need your help! *carry her under her arms* Look at the board! We did lot of nice things! But they still aren’t working and we have to make it work! It gotta work! It need to work!” Sonya - *uncomfortable and confused* “Uhh…” Charlie - “Right! Stupid question! Maybe we need too-“ Blitz - “Whoa Charlie! You need to take it easy. You’re nearly crushing your cousin.” Vaggie - “Charlie, Hardy's right. We need to ask you dad for help. We get why you don't want to, but we need every advantage we can get.” Charlie - *still holding Sonya* “He let the extermination happen to begin with. They just had a meeting and said, "Go ahead and kill everyone"- *gasp* Wait, that's it!” Hardy and Vaggie - *confused* “Kill everyone?” Charlie - “No! He could get me a meeting with Heaven!” Vaggie - “But didn't we already try that?” Charlie - “Well. yeah with Adam, he was an asshole.” Hardy - “Tch, understatement of the fucking millennium.” Charlie - “But he isn't in charge of all of Heaven. We could go to the top. There's sure to be some angels who will listen.” Sonya - “That’s great cousin Charlie…Um…Do you mind putting me down?” Charlie - *realize it* “Oh sorry.” She gently puts Sonya down on the floor and Charlie scrolls through her contacts. In her contacts, she has Egg Boiz 1,2, and 3, before her thumb lingers on top of her "Dad". However, she was hesitant to call her dad. Husk - “What's the holdup? You got daddy issues?” Charlie - *nervously* “No, we just have never been close as we were before. After he and mom split, he never really wanted to see me. He calls sometimes, but only if he's bored or needs me to do something.” Sonya - “Liz and I haven’t seen him in a while honestly.” Husk was aware that this is just an excuse that Charlie does have issues with her dad and turns to the others. Husk - “Daddy issues.” Blitz - “Eeyup, definitely dad issues.” Angel - “Well I'd like to meet the big dick in charge.” Niffty was holding a knife in her hands with excitement. Niffty - “The ultimate bad boy. *laughs like a gremlin with excitement, holding a knife while Angel takes her knife away without her knowing* I bet he's scary.” ()()()()()()()() Inside a spooky room at the Morningstar family's home, Lucifer can be heard making snarling noises as he was working on something. As the scene goes, his room is revealed to be filled with a lot of rubber ducks, and stacks of them filled the boxes and tubs. Lucifer - “That's it... Almost there... Now presenting... the magic-tastical back flipping rubber duck! Haha! That spits fire! *rubber duck shoots flamethrower from its mouth* Hoo hoo hoo! Hold the applause please, okay. Oh, thank you, thank you. Oh god, who am I kidding? This sucks!” He throws the rubber duck at his family portrait and looks sad. He really missed his family. Suddenly his ringtone plays. he picks up his phone, and was shocked who was calling him. Lucifer - *shocked and nervous* “Daughter? Daughter! Daughter calling?! OH! Uhm uh, uh hello, Charlie. He-ey, hey, hey Char-Char. No, no! That's not good. Oh, this is the first time she's called you in years. This has to be perfect. *takes a deep breath before he picks up phone* Hey~ bitch!” An intercut conversation begins between Lucifer and Charlie during the phone call from the hotel to his house. Charlie - *awkwardly* “Hi, Dad.” Vaggie gives an awkward thumbs up to her girlfriend. Lucifer - “Hey! How are you? Oh ho. Where-where are you these days?” Charlie - *a bit annoyed* “You know where I am Dad. I've told you before.” Lucifer - “You have? Oh, yeah uh, well, you know, I um uh-“ Charlie - “I told you when you called me five months ago, or did you not listen?” Lucifer - “No, no, no, no. Just, you know, just forgot. You know, I've just been really busy, you know, with, um, important things. *kicks rubber duck* Charlie - “Well, I'm actually running a hotel to rehabilitate sinners. *gives a thumbs up to Angel Dust, Blitz, and Hardy as they awkwardly smile at her, Angel Dust giving a nod, Hardy gives the okay hand-sign, and Blitz mildly pumps his fist in the air* Maybe you saw our commercial?” Lucifer - “Oh, sadly, I missed it. heh heh. You know, I haven't been watching much TV lately. Scrambles the brain. [makes silly noises]. But hey! A hotel, fun.” Charlie look nervous but Sonya and Liz keep giving her an encouraging look to keep going Charlie - *Sighs* “Listen Dad, I've got kind of a big ask.” Lucifer - *coughs and sets down his tea* “Yeah, of course. Anything in my power is yours for the asking. You just name it~” Charlie - “I need to speak to Heaven. Well, whoever's in charge up there, above Adam, above anybody. I need to go to the top.” Lucifer - *nervously* “Oh, no. No~ No, no, no, no, Charlie, no, no, no. That's, uh hah, no.” Charlie - *angrily* Look Dad, *normal tone* I don't ask you for much, I never have, but this, this is really important to me.” Angel Dust smiles while Sir Pentious sadly looks at Charlie with quivering lips, Hardy biting his index finger knuckle in nervousness, and Blitz is crossing both his fingers. Vaggie takes Charlie's hand to show support. Charlie - “It's the most important thing I've ever done. And I...need you. I need your help.” Sonya even held her cousin hand in support as well. Liz gave her a smile which made Charlie smile back Lucifer - *doubtful* “I don't know, Charlie.” Charlie - *desprete* “Please! Just come see what I'm trying to do. You'll see why it's a really good idea. And Heaven is bound to agree if I get the chance to talk to them. Please, Dad.” Lucifer - “Wait, you're...inviting me over?! Absolutely! Oh, I'll be there in an hour. *hangs up* ♪ My daughter wants to see me~! ♪ *points at the rubber duck below him* Take that, depression! Charlie: *puts away her phone* Welp, we have an hour until he gets here. Vaggie - *serious tone* “Okay people, *Everyone stands at attention, but Husk spills coffee over himself and Niffty collapses on the floor* Lucifer is on his way. So we are going to get this place presentable and we are going to make an amazing impression. Vamanos!” For a brief moment, Hardy leaps in the air and runs in place with a wheel of feet like in the Hanna-Barbera cartoons, until he zips off. Everyone else scatters to get the place tidy and ready for Lucifer. ()()()()()()()() Sir Pentious and Niffty were baking cookies with Niffty coming out of the oven. Blitz was cooking food with Sophie assisting him. Hardy was sprint scrubbing across the floors by using a wet towel on the floor. Niffty was sweeping while Husk was cleaning up wine glasses. Alastor walks in and watches Razzle and Dazzle put up a "Wellcum Daddy" banner up. Angel puts on some makeup before closing the mirror, revealing to be Niffty staring creepily at him, making Angel recoil back in surprise. Lucious was dusting off some vases. Sonya switch Liz since Alastor decided to come by. Liz was putting out some drinks and snacks. Lucious’s parents, Jonathon and Bethany help put some flowers out to make the hotel look nice. Charlie - *sighs* “Okay everyone, it's showtime!” Charlie opens the door, revealing to be Lucifer, excited to see his daughter. Lucifer - *excited* “Charlie!” Charlie - “Hey, Da-“ Charlie doesn't get to finish because Lucifer hugs her really tight like a bear. Unbeknownst to them, Alastor was right behind them, with his wicked smile strained and left eye twitching in anger when Alastor saw Lucifer. Lucifer - *hugs Charlie* “Oh it's so good to see you. Haha!” Charlie - *strained* “It's uh, good to see you too, Dad.” Lucifer lets go of Charlie to give her a breather. Charlie - *clears throat* “Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!” Two Egg Boiz pops some party poppers as a warm welcome. KeeKee curls up to Lucifer and rubs her face against his legs. Lucifer notices her and goes all enchanted by her cuteness. He crouches down and rubs her head. Lucifer - *cooing* “Oh, hewwo KeeKee!” Razzle and Dazzle flies by and Lucifer greets them. Lucifer - “Razzle, Dazzle. *makes endearing noises* Oh, look how much you haven't grown. Still fun sized. Are you taking care of my wittle girl? *speaks in a very deep ominous threatening tone* You better be.” Liz - *waves his hand* “Hey Uncle Luci!” Lucifer - *happy* “Oh Lizzie! *gave her a big hug* aww look at you becoming a big girl! How’s your daddy? Is he still a huge nerd? Liz - *chuckles* “Yeah he is.” Lucifer - Oh good, remind me to call him to tell him that.” Lucifer then noticed Sonya wasn’t in her shadow form. He actually couldn’t see her at all. Before he could say anything, Liz spoke: Liz - “She’s resting. She was tired.” Lucifer - “Oh that’s understandable. *looks around the hotel* Wow! This place sure looks, uh...uh huh yah uh huh...It's got a lot of character!” Lucifer finds the bar at the corner and is immediately repulsed by it. Lucifer - *repulsed* “OH, what in the unholy hell is that?!” Alastor - “Just some of the renovations we had done. Add a bit of color, don't you think?” Lucifer looked at him suspiciously, and points his stick at him. Lucifer - “And you are?” Alastor reappears behind Lucifer, catching his attention. Alastor - “Alastor. Pleasure to be meeting you, sir. Quite a pleasure. *Alastor shakes Lucifer's cane and wipes his hand in somewhat hidden disgust* It's nice to finally put a face to the name. *indicates the height by the camera* You are much shorter in real life.” Alastor makes a hand gesture indicating the height difference between the Morningstars. Lucifer was annoyed but this but didn’t let it bother him. Lucifer - “Who is this? Who is this now? Are you the bellhop?” Alastor - “Aha! No! I am the host of the hotel. You might have heard of me from my radio broadcast.” Lucifer - “Hmm, nope! I guess that's why Charlie called it the Has-been Hotel, ahaha!” Alastor - “Ha ha ha. It was actually my idea. Lucifer - “Ahaha. Well, it's not very clever!” Alastor - *strained* “Ha ha! Fuck you.” With each sentence, Alastor and Lucifer were getting closer to fighting before Charlie got in the way to stop them in between. Charlie - “Okay! Okay, anyway. Dad, look at this lovely parlor where people can get to know each other and share secrets and stories and intimate feelings! Without Alastor, we wouldn't have been able to pretty it up this much.” Alastor - “Charlie has a very unique vision. I am happy to fulfill her bizarre requests.” Alastor places hand on her shoulder. Lucifer is grumpy that he is winning over Charlie more than he is, which makes him very angry to the point where he growls in frustration. Charlie - “Oh, thank you, Alastor.” Alastor - “Quite an impressive young lady. *condescendingly* We're all very proud of her.” Lucifer - “Ahem, Charlie! Dear, eheh, why don't you introduce me to your OTHER friends?” Lucifer walks right between them before pointing his stick to the others at the table. Angel Dust tries to get a cookie from Sir Pentious, but he doesn't want Angel touching the cookies without Lucifer trying them first and hides them underneath him. Charlie - “Oh, yes, of course. This is Vaggie, she's my girlfriend.” Lucifer - “Oh my golly! You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common! You put her there, Maggie. Hey! *hugs her* Oh yeah. She's so pretty.” Vaggie - “Lovely to meet you, uh, sir.” Charlie - “And this is Sir Pentious and Angel Dust, our guests!” Pentious hears his name being called and stands at attention, making a salute to him. Sir Pentious - “Your Majesty!” Pentious falls down into the cookies right before Angel takes one for himself. Angel - “Heya short king.” Charlie - “We also have other guests. This is Sir Pentious family: his brother Jonathon, sister in law Bethany and nephew Lucious.” Lucious - “Salutation.” Jonathon - “Why hello your majesty.” Bethany - “Lovely to meet you.” Charlie - “And Blitz and Sophie McKnight.” Blitz - “S'up?” Sophie - *curtsies* “A pleasure to meet you.” Lucifer - *eyes widen* “Oh my golly! I remember your parents! Arthur and Josephine right?” Blitz - “Uh yes?” Lucifer - “I remember hanging out with them! They were such nice people. They always talking about their son Bradley and daughter Sophie.” Blitz blushed in embarrassment as Lucifer mentioned his real name. Sophie - *confused* “Who’s Bradley?” Blitz - *embarrassed* “That’s…My real name Sophie.” Angel - *stifled laughter* “Your real name is Bradley?” Blitz - *angry* “Laugh or call me by my real name, and I’ll end up breaking your jaw!” Lucifer - *to Sophie* “Ooh look how much you have grown Sophie! You remind me of my little Char-Char at that age.” Sophie - *giggled* “Thank you.” Lucifer - “Oh! Here’s a present for you.” Lucifer took out a rubber duck with a pink bow on it. Sophie - “Aww thanks!” Lucifer - “Wait hold on.” Lucifer squeezed the duck and it blew out bubbles. Lucifer - “Okay that’s safe. Sometimes I make them blow fire or something else.” He handed it back to Sophie. Charlie - “That was really sweet Dad. This is Husk is our bartender, and Niffty is our housekeeper.” Husk - “Nice to meet you.” Niffty was super-excited to meet the ultimate bad boy that she scurries over and climbs up on his coat. Niffty - “Hello. I clean.” *laughs* Charlie - *drags Hardy* “And finally, this is Hardy Wiley, my newest best friend. He works as the handyman, a martial arts instructor, and our chief web designer.” Hardy - “I also serve as a Hero-for-Hire, uh, sir.” Lucifer leans in up close to Hardy and further inspects him, much to Hardy's discomfort. Lucifer - “Hmmmm, you look different among other demons that I have seen. Tell me, you wouldn't happen to be an Accursed Demon, would you?” Everyone was shocked and surprised that Lucifer managed to deduce that Hardy was actually an accursed. Hardy - *surprised* “You...You know what I am?” Lucifer - “Well, sure I do. I've been down for thousands of years and I've actually meet a few Accursed demons such as you. Granted, most would eventually turn to Sinners at some point while others end up getting erased. This is the first time that I have seen an innocent soul for a very-VERY long time.” Hardy - “Yeah, well I--“ Suddenly the chandelier fell and produced a huge amount of dust which made everyone cough. Lucifer and Alastor were at the chandelier when Lucifer and Hardy knew Alastor did that on purpose. Hardy -*upset* “Oh for crying out loud, Al! It took me hours to fix that!” Alastor - *being coy* “Who me?~ Why, I have no idea what you're talking about!” *laughs* Lucifer: *laughs* Alright then. With one swing of his own stick, the fallen chandelier disappears and Lucifer starts to sing a song to Charlie. Lucifer - ♪ Looks like you could use some help. ♪ ♪ From the big boss of Hell himself.♪ ♪ Check your daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp! ♪ Lucifer puppets: ♪ "5 stars!" "Flawless!" "Greater than great!" ♪ Lucifer - ♪ With a punch of a pentagram, ♪ A wap! Bam! Boom! Alakazam! ♪ ♪ Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb. ♪ ♪ But you get the family rate! ♪ Lucifer and Charlie - "Thanks dad!" ♪ Lucifer - ♪ Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef? ♪ Chorus of Lucifer lookalikes - ♪ wa-ah-oh ♪ Lucifer - ♪ Michelin tasting menu free à la carte. ♪ ♪ I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref! ♪ ♪ Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start! ♪ Alastor - ♪ Who's been here since day one? ♪ ♪ Who's been faithful as a nun? ♪ ♪ Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun? Your executive producer! ♪ Charlie - *spoken* That's true! Alastor - ♪ I'm your guy! Your day to day. ♪ ♪ Your chum, your steadfast hotelier. ♪ ♪ Remember when I fixed that clog today? ♪ Niffty - *spoken* I was stuck, thank you sir! Charlie - “Oh you!” Alastor - ♪ I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond. Charlie - *touched* “Awwww!” Alastor - ♪ You're like the child that I wish that I had. ♪ Lucifer - “Uh, what?” Alastor - ♪ I care for you just like a daughter I spawned. ♪ Lucifer - “Hold on now!” Alastor - ♪ It's a little funny! You could almost call me... DAAAAAAAD! ♪ Angered, Lucifer played golden fiddle aggressively as he gets closer to Alastor. Suddenly, a piano dropped out of the sky and Alastor played piano aggressively. Lucifer then played the accordion horribly out of tune with the song, resulting in a temporary fade to black. Alastor - ♪ They say when you're looking for assistance, ♪ ♪ It's smart to pick the path with least resistance! ♪ Lucifer - Others say that in your needy hour. ♪ There's no substitute for pure angelic power! ♪ ♪ Who just happens to also be your blood! ♪ Alastor - ♪ Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud. ♪ ♪ They say the family you choose is better! ♪ Lucifer - *sing talking* ♪ What a bunch of losers! ♪ Alastor - ♪ Can you butt out of my song? ♪ Lucifer - ♪ Your song?!? I started it! ♪ Alastor - ♪ I'm singing it! I'll finish it! ♪ Lucifer - ♪ Oh you tacky piece of—! ♪ Right before Lucifer and Alastor could get at each other's throats to kill, the front door opens, and Mimzy butts into the song. Mimzy - ♪ It's me! Yes it's me! ♪ ♪ I know you were all waiting for me! ♪ ♪ I'm here! What a gas! ♪ ♪ Took a while but I'm present at last! ♪ ♪ It's me! It's me! ♪ ♪ Mimzy! ♪ As the song ends, everyone in the hotel was perplexed by their new house guest in the front. None of them spoke until Lucifer breaks the ice with a question. Lucifer - *confused* “Who?” Mimzy - “Didn't you just hear me? Why is everybody gawking? Is it because I'm adorable?” Alastor - “Mimzy!” Mimzy - “Alastor! Sweetie, Doll-face, So good to see you! How've you been? Good? Good.” Mimzy and Alastor hug each other. Mimzy - “Listen, I was in the neighborhood. I heard you were staying at this ritzy slob factory, and I figured I'd stop by, say hi! For old times sake.” Alastor - “Of course, sweetheart! Everyone is welcome here!” Charlie - “Oh, how nice! So you two know each other?” Mimzy - “Oh yeah, we go way back, ran in the same circles when we were alive. You know, this one used to frequent the club where I used to perform. He's the only one I knew who could pound whiskey like a sailor then keep up with me on the dance floor!” Alastor - “Oh, quite a talent, this gal. Ho ho! You should have seen her in her hayday!” Mimzy - “Hey, watch it, tall, dark and creepy! I'm still in my prime!” Sophie - “Are you a dancer?” Mimzy - “Yeah! So was Alastor and he was one of the best I ever met!” Mimzy spots Lucifer in the open, and was immediately infuriated with the sight of the King of Hell. Mimzy - “Oh, oh my stars! *gasps* Is that Lucifer? *pushes Pentious of the way* Move it! Pleased to meet ya! Your highness. *whispering* Alastor, you gotta warn a girl when she's in mixed company.” Lucifer - “Charmed, I'm sure.” Alastor - “As much as I'd love to catch up, Charlie and I have a tour to continue.” Lucifer hears this and takes his daughter by the arms before dragging her front. Lucifer - “I'm sure Charlie can handle showing me around.” Alastor appears in front of them. Alastor - “Nonsense! *grabs Charlie and drags her forward* We started the hotel together, and we'll show it off together. Right, Charlie?” Alastor stops dragging Charlie so she can be the one to lead the tour for her father. Charlie - “Oh, right.” As Charlie leads on with Vaggie and Lucifer following behind, Alastor turns to Mimzy. Alastor - “Why don't you let the others help you settle in, and I'll be back before you know it.” And with that, Alastor leaves to follow the tour. Mimzy turns to the bar and walks up to get a drink. Mimzy - “So, where can a girl get a drink around here?” Husk doesn't like Mimzy's company and groans in irritation as he cleans a glass. Mimzy takes a seat and notices him. Mimzy - “My, my, is that Husker? Alastor still has you slinging hooch for him, I see. *chuckles* Classic! How ya been, fur ball?” Husk - “Good! Until five minutes ago.” Mimzy - “Oh, don't tell me you're not happy to see me! You might hurt my feelings!” *giggles* While Husk gets a drink for Mimzy, she turns to Niffty who was looking for the bugs that were scattering on the floor. Mimzy - “Hey Niffty, whatcha been up to, girlie?” Niffty - “Fighting bugs.” Mimzy - “And uh, how's that going for ya?” Niffty turns to one of the bugs she sees. Niffty - “They're winning, *sadistically pulls out a large knife with a insane smile* but not for long.” Liz - *a bit freaked out* “I think I bet go with Cuz with the tour.” Liz quickly left to catch up with Charlie and her uncle. Mimzy - “Uh huh… *a glass was given to her* Thanks, pussy cat!” Husk - *annoyed* “Oh, fuck you.” As Husk leaves the bar, Angel, Blitz and Pentious take up a seat right next to her. Angel - “So uh, you and Alastor are like, what? Friends?” Mimzy - “Well, that's your word, not mine, but I think it fits. Why so surprised?” Blitz - *deadpanned* “Cause he’s not the type to have any.” Angel - “Well, just didn't know he had any of those. He's been here a while and is still a big, creepy mystery. What's his deal?” Mimzy begins her tale by making a short flashback story of how Alastor came to be. Mimzy - “Well, you probably heard the stories. He appeared in Hell suddenly, making a splash quicker than anyone had ever seen.” *Flashback* A shadowy demon is seen holding a drink, which Alastor takes out of his hand and drinks it for himself. Mimzy - *narrating* At first, people wanted to dismiss him. Alastor was simply walking down the street as demons dismissed him as another sinner. Mimzy - *narrating* But soon, overlords started going missing, and not small ones neither. We're talking HEAVY. HITTERS. In a dark alley, an unnamed Overlord is cornered by a sinister-looking Alastor, before it cuts to a female overlord, presumably Alastor's next victim. Mimzy - *narrating* No one knew what happened to 'em, until these strange radio broadcasts started going out. One by one, more overlord Demons disappeared, leaving only Alastor to reign supreme over all the others. Then, a radio tower sends neon green signal waves all over hell. Mimzy - *narrating* All you could hear were screams. Every time an overlord went missing, there'd be a new voice screaming in the broadcast! That's when Alastor revealed himself as the radio demon, and anyone that would mess with him… *chuckles* Well, let's just say, his broadcasts never lacked new voices. *Flashback Ends* Mimzy was concluding her tale of Alastor before getting back to being nonchalant about him. Mimzy - “That's the story most people know, but underneath it all… he's a total sweetie! Put on some jazz and pour a couple fingers of rye and he becomes a kitten!” As Mimzy concludes her story, Angel and Pentious were spooked by Alastor's dark history in hell while Mimzy doesn't seem bothered by their disturbance. Sophie, fortunately, didn’t listen to Mimzy’s story as she was busy playing with Fat Nuggets and KeeKee. It was for the best as she would probably be terrified of such a tale. Blitz on the other hand was shocked on hearing the story about Alastor. How could his parents know a monster like him? Let alone be friends with him? But he decided it’s best not to think about it. Mimzy - “Stop with the looks. He hasn't done any of that in a while. *raises a glass* Can I get another one of these?” Mimzy realized that Husk is nowhere in the bar or in the lobby, much to her annoyance. Mimzy - *annoyed* “Oh what the fuck!” In the creepy dark hallways, Charlie was showing her father about the interiors of the hotel as Hardy, Liz, Alastor, and Vaggie followed her. Charlie - “So, once we have the proof that redemption is possible, this whole hotel will be full of demons wanting to check out into heaven! We just need a little time to prove it. The sharing circles haven't been working as fast as I hoped.” Hardy - “But despite it being slow, there is progress, we assure you.” While Charlie was in the middle of explaining everything to her father, Husk calls his owner from out of nowhere. Husk - “Hey, boss. Can I have a word?” Alastor stops and twists his head 180 degrees to have his face turn to him before his body rotates. Alastor - “What is it?” Liz felt like her feet was stuck. She thought it could be the crappy wood again since they know make people shoes stuck. But she turned and saw Sonya was stopping her. Liz - *whispers* “Sonya? What’s wrong?” Sonya - *fearfully whispers* “Look.” Liz saw Alastor and Husk talking to each other. Sonya made Liz hide in a corner so they won’t get caught. Husk - “You and I both know Mimzy only shows up when she needs something. That bitch is trouble, and who knows what kind of demon she fucked with to come running to you this time?” Alastor - “Oh it's nothing I can't handle. Don't worry Husker. Who in their right mind would cross me?” Husk - “I mean, you've been gone a while, and it's not like anybody knows why.” Alastor - “They don't need to know, and don't you worry your fuzzy head about it.” Alastor rubs Husk's ears which angers him. Husk - *growls* “You may own my soul, but I ain't your fucking pet!” Alastor - *chuckles* “But you are! Haha!” Alastor turns around to join back with the tour. Husk - *whispering* “Big talk for someone who's also on a leash.” Alastor immediately halts after hearing this, his eyes turned into radio dials. The lights in the hallway flickered from his anger rising. Slowly, Alastor looks over his shoulder to Husk. Alastor - *darkly* “Aha, what did you say?” Before Husk could even respond, a green chain pulls his neck before he's forced down. He realizes what he's done and tries to come up with an excuse. Husk - *scared* “Fuck! Nothing! I, uhm…” Alastor slowly approaches him with the green chain twirling from his mic-stick. The more he steps closer, the lights flickers on and off from his anger. Alastor - *threatingly* “If you ever say that again, I will tear your soul apart and broadcast your screams for every other disrespectful wretch who dares to question me!” Alastor's threat makes Husk shiver in fear when he realizes he had crossed too far with him. Husk - *scared* “Understood.” The lights turn back to normal, and Alastor is back to his old jolly good self. Alastor - “Lovely. *chuckles* Good talk, my good man! Always nice to catch up.” Alastor leaves the shaking Husk on the floor. Husk was too scared to even move, and was left shivering in fear. Liz was shocked on what she saw and looked down to see Sonya shaking and crying in her shadow form. As Alastor attempts to meet up with Charlie and the others, Blitz appears in front of Alastor, with a serious frowning look on his face. Blitz - *serious* “And where do you think you're going?” Alastor - “Why hello Bradley. I’m simply going to help Charlie with the tour.” Blitz - “Really? And don’t call me Bradley!” Alastor - “Why not? It is your name.” Blitz - “My name is Blitz.” Alastor - “Your nickname is Blitz. Bradley is your birth name.” Blitz - “Whatever. Look, I don't what your *finger quotes* Beef,is with Charlie's father, or what secrets you are holding, but frankly, I don't give a shit. This means a lot to Charlie and if you do something selfish or stupid for your twisted entertainment, *eyes begin to glow red with a threatening tone* You WILL be answering to me, you got that, scumbag?!” Alastor - *chuckles* “Do you honestly think I would do something to harm this place? And you’re forgetting something Bradley old boy, I’m stronger. I can easily take you down.” Blitz - *snarls* “You want to test that claim, Mama's boy?” Blitz hands glow with magic, but Alastor is unfazed. Alastor - *laughs and pinches Blitz's cheek* “You are so ADORABLE when you are being protective. *pats his head* Don't you worry your simple-minded little head, my boy. Uncle Alastor will be on his best behavior.” Alastor passes Blitz and walks off as Blitz he watches with an snarling angry look on his face. Blitz - “Can’t believe my parents consider that radio smiling bastard a friend. And no way in hell I’ll consider him family.” Then Blitz heard some whimpering. He walk up the hallway and to a corner. Blitz saw Liz attempt to comfort a scared and crying Sonya. Liz - *comforting* “Hey sunshine it’s okay. He didn’t see you.” Sonya - “But what he did to Husk…I-It just reminded of…of…” *cried and shake in fear* Feeling sorry that Sonya got scared, Blitz walked to Sonya despite being in her shadow form and said: Blitz - *comforts* “Hey, don't worry kid. If Alastor does anything, we'll protect you, I promise. He won't lay a finger on you on our watch, we promise. You are safe with us.” Sonya - *sniffles* “Thank you. I just can’t face him…He’s too scary.” Liz - “Don’t worry about it sis. I’ll still take your place until you’re ready.” Blitz - “Yeah it’s no big deal.” Sonya - *smiles* “Thank you. I’m ready to go back on the tour now.” ()()()()()()()() Back to the tour, Vaggie was taking her turn explaining more about the hotel's role to redeeming demons so they can go to Heaven, most notably Angel Dust. Vaggie - “And we've almost been able to find all of Angel Dust's drug stashes… almost.” Hardy - “But we are VERY close to finding the last of it. We just need the right moment and figure out his hiding movement pattern.” Charlie - “So, once that's out of the way, it should be much smoother sailing!” Lucifer - *doubtful* “Well that certainly is, uhh… is-is something.” Charlie - “So, what do you think?” Lucifer - “About what?” Charlie - “The hotel.” Lucifer - “Oh! Yes! It does- it does look much better now, doesn't it? *chuckles* You know, but I'm thinking this railing needs work, one good push and you'd just go right over the edge! Whoopie! Bye bye! *chuckles* Charlie - *frustrated* “What? No, no, the plan, Dad! What do you think about using the hotel to help sinners?” No matter how much Lucifer hates to admit it, he wants Charlie to get one thing straight about what her plans are going. Lucifer - *exhales* “Alright, I mean, look, I love that you want to see the best in people, but these sinners, you know, they're just the worst. I, I don't know how much you can realistically expect from them, and Heaven? *Adjusts his collar* Hohooo boy, Heaven, is not exactly as carefree as you might think. Yeah, they have rules, lots of rules, and they aren't very open minded as you'd hope.” Charlie - “These are our people, Dad, I… I have to try!” Lucifer - “Our "people" Charlie, are awful! They got gifted free will and look what they did with it! Everything's terrible! *wheeze* I just don't want you to put yourself on the line for people like—“ Hardy - *interrupts* “People like me?” Lucifer turns his head to see Hardy looking rather hurt over what Lucifer is saying. Lucifer - *franic* “What? Oh no-no-no-no-no! I didn't mean it like that!” Hardy - “No Lucifer, I get it. When we were given free will, we made several mistakes and screw ups. But we learn from them, and it's important to make mistakes. Because if we don't, then we won't be able to learn what is right and what is wrong.” Lucifer - “I know that but you have to admit some of these sinners aren’t worth saving! They go around hurting people and not caring about it at all.” Hardy - *firmly* “I understand that but what Charlie wants to do is that they can be more than just bad sinners. Plus half of these sinners have been here since the early 1900 and the rules in society change overtime. There's more to us than just hurting people and not caring. We all have our issues, our tragic pasts, our traumas, and everything. No one's perfect, Lucifer. As my grandfather figure and guardian used to say, "Perfection is an impossible pursuit for it never actually existed in the first place, but as long as we keep moving forward, we will reach the very best and more.” Before he can say anything, Lucifer was interrupted when a loud thud shakes the hotel, rocking the three of them on the balcony. Vaggie - *annoyed* “Geez! What now?!” Lucifer - “Well, like that.” To prove his point, Lucifer gestures to dozens of loan shark demon mafia on the ground holding a battering ram. The loan shark mafia were armed to the teeth with guns, melee weapons, and a battering ram as they ram the front door open. The leader of the loan shark mafia looks up at the balcony. Loan shark - “Mimzy! We know you're in there you lousy bitch!” ()()()()()()()() Inside the lobby, Mimzy realizes that the loan shark mafia found her and cartoonishly goes down in a sheepish wince, now already busted. Mimzy - “Oh shit.” A portal opens up by Lucifer and all three of them return to the lobby as the loan shark mafia continues to ram the front door. Vaggie - “Que Carajo?!” Charlie - *shocked and confused* “What's going on?!” Mimzy - *reluctantly* “Okay, I maaaaaay be in trouble with some loan sharks. I may or may not have borrowed 50 grand from—*loud thud* Eep!” Scared, Mimzy cowards behind the bar counter to hide before peeking up to Charlie and Vaggie. Loan shark - “You better come out!” Mimzy - “And I may have also stolen a car… and crashed it… into the loan shark's girlfriend, but that bitch had it coming!” Hardy - *panicking* “And you didn't tell us this earlier, WHY?!” Mimzy - *defensive* “Well it wasn’t easy to say! Plus I was gonna say it later.” Blitz - *panicking* “When?! Later next week?!” Before Charlie and Vaggie could even respond, the windows and the walls were barraged with fireballs from the outside. The windows crashed and the floors were meteored with fireballs. Charlie and Vaggie screamed as more fireballs came raining on them. Niffty was horrified that the windows were destroyed after cleaning it so long ago. Angel “ scoots back to his seat after a fireball nearly hits him. Niffty - *horrified* “My windows!” Pentious realized what was happening while he was still holding his baked cookies. Sir Pentious - *freaking out* “Ah! We're under siege! *dodges a fireball* Ah! Take cover!” Everyone in the hotel scrambles in panic and defense as more fireballs fall down on them. Charlie dodges one of the fireballs close to her. Niffty was nearly crushed by one fireball before Angel picked her up, shocked. Sophie was hiding beneath a table with Fat Nuggets and KeeKee. Vaggie - “Look out!” Angel - “What the fuck?!” Angel throws Niffty out of the way, but she scurries around all over the lobby while Lucifer remains composed, oblivious to their dire situation. The lobby was on fire from the fireballs. Husk tries to put out the fire close to his bar, stomping on it in anger while Mimzy hides behind the counter. Angel runs for cover, and Pentious can be heard screaming as fireballs meteor through the windows. While everyone finds some cover, Lucifer gives Charlie a lecture that makes her angry enough to where her eye twitches. Lucifer - “You see? This is exactly what I'm talking about, Charlie. You build something nice, you invite people in and offer them everything and they just bring violence and chaos to your doorstep. It doesn't matter how well intentioned you are, they're always going to disappoint you.” Blitz - *calm tone* “Sire, with all due respect, *shouts in comedic anger and panic* BUT WE'RE BEING UNDER ATTACK!!!!! AREN'T YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING?!?!?!?!?!” Niffty was on the floor recovering the windows that were shattered, unaware that falling debris was about to crush her. Sir Pentious - “Niffty! Come along!” Pentious grabs Niffty before debris nearly crushes her. Liz was dodging some fireballs and making sure everybody was safe. Blitz was looking for Sophie. Blitz - *frantic* “Sophie, where are you?! Sophie - “Big brother I’m under here!” Blitz turned around and saw Sophie under the table with the pets. A fireball almost hit Sophie and the pets, but thankfully, Blitz swooped in at the nick of time and rescued them. Vaggie - “All of you! Get a safe distance, I'll take care of this.” Before Vaggie could go out to deal with the mafia, Hardy steps in and places a hand on Vaggie's spear to lower it. Hardy - “No Vaggie, let me handle this. These punks ruined all of my hard work in renovating this place, *his blue irises become white with black rings as he speaks in a deep angry tone* And now I'm going to make them pay.” Upon saying this sentence, Hardy hands begin to glow with powerful chi energy. As he does, everyone watches in spectacular awe. Alastor, who appeared out of nowhere, steps in with his usual nonchalant smile. Alastor - *intrigued* “Well this should be entertaining to watch.” Mimzy - “Oh, finally! Took you one do you fellas long enough!” Hardy went outside and said: Hardy - *serious* “I’m giving you one chance. And one chance only: leave this place and never come back.” Loan Shark - *smug* “Yeah? And what are you going to do about it, punk?” Hardy - *in angry tone* “Then I'm going to make you all regret the day that you came to existence.” All the mafia gangsters laughed at this as they weren't phased by his threat. Just like that, Hardy leaps at the gang and throws a flying kick at their catapult, causing it to fly off into the sky. After a brief moment of shock, the gangsters run around in panic as Hardy begins taking them out one by one with his superior kung fu skills and Erasure Fist abilities. As this happened, Mimzy, Charlie, and Lucifer come out to watch the battle. While Charlie was thankful that Hardy isn't killing anyone, she is still both rather speechless at Hardy's skill and a little disappointed that the situation resorted to violence. Lucifer nodded once to make his point. From the back point of view from the camera, Lucifer lectures Charlie about the sinners while Hardy fights and defeats the mafia outside. Beat up noises were heard in the background as one or two gangsters fell unconscious at the front door, while Lucifer was oblivious to the whole thing. Lucifer - *smug* “Mhm, you see? What'd I tell you? Charlie, sinners are violent psychopaths, hell bent on causing as much pain and destruction as they can. There's really no point in trying.” Charlie - *frustrated* “Dad! Stop! He's defending this hotel! *turning to see Hardy beating up a mafia loan shark* It may be a little more violent than I'd hoped, but he's doing it for me! How come he can have faith in me but my own Father can't?” Lucifer’s face went from smug to shock and guilt. Is that how Charlie felt about him all this time? No wonder Charlie never talked to him recently. Then he saw his niece with a disappointing look on her face. Liz - “Uncle Luci…What you are doing to Cuz isn’t cool at all.” Liz was right. Lucifer realizes he's doing the exact thing to Charlie what heaven did to him: rejecting the dreams and ideas they come up with. He never wanted Charlie to feel like that. Nearby, behind the turned table, Angel, Pentious, Blitz, Alastor, and Husk saw the melodrama that was occurring between Lucifer and Charlie. Angel Dust - “Ooh, drama.” Excited, Angel gets out a bucket of popcorn to watch the scene unfold. Husk also picks up a handful of popcorn to eat. Blitz just stares at them with a deadpan look. Sophie - “Can I have some too?” Angel handed her the bucket and she took some. She even gave some popcorn to Fat Nuggets who happily began to eat some. Outside, Hardy has finished off beating up the mafia gangsters as the rest run away yelping like scared dogs. Hardy - *shouts at the gangsters* “And don't ever cause anymore trouble around this hotel again! *to himself* Vultures.” Alastor - *walks in while applauding* “Bravo, Hardy, bravo. An absolutely excellent show.” Hardy - *walks off* “Yeah, yeah, whatever you say.” Mimzy checks outside if the coast was clear before approaching Alastor. Mimzy - “Oh, Alastor! What a fantastic show! Bravo! As always. Thanks for helping lil' old me out of a tougher spot, you're always such a pal!” A railroad debris falls close to Mimzy, making her back away in surprise. Mimzy - *nervously* “Oops. Heheh… sorry about the mess, but I'm sure the little bug can take care of it for you.” Alastor - “I think you should go Mimzy, now.” Mimzy - “Oh pff, Alastor, you're such a kidder you! Haha, you are so funny!” Alastor - *serious* “I mean it. You deliberately brought danger to this place just to have me clean up your mess. I can't have that here.” Mimzy - “But you love taking care of me! What, you don't actually give a shit about this tacky place, do ya? Come on, I know you.” Mimzy pokes his chest with every word in the sentence. Mimzy - “You *pokes his chest* heartless *pokes* son- *pokes* of- *pokes* a- *pokes* bitch~” Alastor casually moves her finger away. He moves around Mimzy before standing in front of her with his microphone stick placed in front. Alastor - “You are welcome if you actually want to give redemption a shot, but I think we both know that's not really your style, so you need to leave.” Mimzy - *upset* “Fine! Who needs you? Have fun with your little princess and your little hotel! See if I care!” Insulted and offended, Mimzy turns around and flips Alastor off before walking away. Husk was rather amused before turning back to the melodrama between Charlie and Lucifer, now with a bucket of popcorn of his own. Angel has his, but he also has a drink to go along with it. Pentious was holding a TV guide by Vox. Blitz, for comedic effect, has a box of tissues to dry the tears in his eyes and blow his noses. Angel - “This is really getting good.” In a heartfelt scene, Lucifer retreats to the lobby while Charlie follows him behind. Charlie - *pleading* “Dad, just… help me.” Lucifer - “I… I can't.” Charlie - “Why can't you?” Lucifer - *upset* “Charlie! You don't understand. Heaven never listens! They didn't listen to me, they won't listen to you!” Charlie - “You don't know that!” Lucifer - “I do!” With tears filling his eyes, Lucifer begins to express his feelings through a song. Lucifer - ♪ You, didn't know that when ♪ ♪ I tried this all before, my dreams were too hard to defend. ♪ ♪ And in the end, ♪ ♪ I won't lose it all again. Now you're the only thing worth fighting for. ♪ While he is singing, silhouettes of higher angels appear, surrounding Lucifer with spears. Next shot shows Charlie being surrounded by spears that slowly come towards her, with Lucifer noticing them in horror, and pulls Charlie away on the other side to defend her. ♪ More than anything, more than anything. ♪ ♪ I'll shelter and adore you more than anything. ♪ Charlie - *spoken* “Dad, I don't need you to protect me from this.” Lucifer - “I just don't want you to be crushed by them like… like I was.” Charlie: Dad… ♪ When I was young, I didn't really know you at all. ♪ *Flashback* A young Charlie saw her father by his workshop who looked all sad and moopy. He notices her and takes her into his lap to show her some magic. A silhouette of Lilith appears before taking Charlie away. Charlie looks at her father sadly while Lucifer gazes at her with sadness too. ♪ I always felt so small. ♪ ♪ But I heard your stories and I was enthralled. ♪ ♪ The tales about your lofty dreams. ♪ ♪ I listened breathlessly. ♪ ♪ Imagining it could be me. ♪ ♪ So in the end, it's the view I had of you, that showed me dreams can be worth fighting for. ♪ *Flashback Ends* Charlie - ♪ More than anything, more than anything. ♪ ♪ I need to save my people more than anything. ♪ Lucifer - ♪ I've been dying to find out who you are. ♪ Charlie - I've been waiting, ♪ ♪ wanting the same thing. ♪ Lucifer - ♪ Looks like the apple doesn't fall far. ♪ Charlie - ♪ Took you a while. ♪ Lucifer - ♪ I've missed that smile. ♪ Charlie and Lucifer - ♪ All that I'm hoping, ♪ ♪ Now that my eyes are open, we can start again. ♪ ♪ not be pulled apart again. Cause in the end, you are part of who I am. ♪ Lucifer - ♪ I'll support your dream whatever lies in store. ♪ Charlie - ♪ And who could ask for more? ♪ Lucifer - ♪ More than anything, ♪ Charlie - ♪ More than anything, ♪ Lucifer - ♪ More than anything. ♪ Charlie - ♪ More than anything. ♪ Charlie and Lucifer - ♪ I'm grateful you're my (Charlie: father) /(Lucifer: daughter) more than anything. More than anything. ♪ As the song ends, Lucifer and Charlie return to the lobby after traveling across the dimension to a mystical place. Pentious was teary after seeing the sweet tender moment between Lucifer and Charlie. Sophie and Liz were both holding hands with smiles on their faces and their eyes glittering heartfelt wholesomeness. Sophie and Liz - *touched* “Awwww!” Sir Pentious - *spoken* “Aww, that was ssssweet.” Lucifer - “Ok, I can get you the meeting but once you're in Heaven, I won't be able to go with you. Will you be ok?” Charlie - “I'll be fine.” Lucifer - “That's my girl. *sighs* Good luck, kiddo.” And with that, Lucifer turns into a violet red mist before disappearing away from the lobby. Vaggie comes over to talk to Charlie with uncertainty. Vaggie - “This next part is going to be scary. You ready?” Charlie - “I'm ready, *hugs Vaggie* cuz you'll be with me.” Vaggie looks reluctant, hoping she does not mean 'physically being in heaven'. Vaggie - “In spirit, right?” Charlie - “In Heaven!” Vaggie - “Yay…” Vaggie's face winced at the thought of going to Heaven and tells that it was not going to be a very good thing, especially when her face saids, "Shit..." The End.