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"Drew: 2000 points to Kathy Griffin for kissing Ryan. Kathy Griffin: Yeah! Colin: I never get 2000 points for kissing him. Drew: Because you like the kissing. Ryan: It's gotta be on the show! Colin: *nods his head*""Ryan: Hey Colin. Colin: Yeah? Ryan: What comes to mind when I say Ricky Ricardo and great cigars? Colin: Oh! Tapioca! Ryan: *Confused* Really? Why is that? Colin: Isn't that his big song? TAPIOOOOCAAAA!""Colin: I will let you fluff my Garfield if you know what I mean""Drew: Do you know what's behind you, Colin? Colin: I hope it's me with my clothes on...""Wayne: Horward, can you last, Horward, how did the song get so damn fast....

John? -SHYes Sherlock? -JWI need you to come get me... -SHThey won't let me leave. -SHWhy not? What did you do?! -JWNothing!!  -SHI'm too drunk. -SHHa! You?! Drunk?! There's a new one! -JWJohn please... -SHOk, ok, I'm sorry. I'll be right there. -JWStop laughing... -SHThe pub on the corner right? -JWYes... -SHWould you stop laughing at me? :( -SHAfter all the times I picked you up from this pub!! -SHI'm almost there. -JW----------------------------------------John walked over to Sherlock who was sitting at the counter. John greeted the bar tender, took Sherlock's wrist, and helped him stand. "I can -walk- John!" Sherlock hissed, pulling hi...

The dragons just kept getting cuter.I'd meant them to be scary, with snakelike heads and pearly fangs, but as my fingers gained more practice the dragons they shaped became younger and more innocent, their wings tiny and their eyes wide. Dull spikes lined their heads and tails, not yet sharpened by age. They lay on their bellies or sat up and watched with good-natured curiosity. They were friendly. They were sweet.They were flawed, and there were a lot of them. I experimented with color and pose, sculpting the way others would turn a stress ball. Every morning I baked the newcomers in my oven, and within a week my desk was overrun. Rows of...