It's really cool, but I have to add it's lacking clarity as well.
Half of the resumé (such as STR/INT etc., and the 07.mm Pacer part, the games you like on the 2nd page) is redundant info, and though I understand this kind of resumé suits a game designer job opening perfectly, you can barely see the forest for the trees.
IMHO, it'd be better to leave some of the redundant 'game character' parts out of this, and re-position the rest so there is some space in between the separate parts/stats. It'll be easier to read, and hence not test the employer's patience.
Furthermore I'd recommend you to choose a different font than Times New Roman since this is heavily outdated and looks dull.
Also, unless certification in hospitality is a specific name for something a bit different than the name implies, I'm not sure you should put that in your resumé. For one, it's irrelevant to game design, and secondly, it almost seems like it implies you had a lack of hospitality at the time (which isn't a very positive aspect).
I do commend you for the creative approach!