Is being turned into a duck-snail my punishment for taking a nap instead of giving out candy last Halloween? Look, dude, I'm sorry.
I could have given out candy, but I was exhausted from work that day and I just needed to rest. I promise you- I still adore Halloween, and I will try my very hardest not to let such a travesty happen again.
Please don't trap me in that horrible place as a helpless duck-snail after I die!
'Cuz I want to go to Rad Skeleton Heaven instead!