His whiskers are like gold,
He also has control of Deviantart with an iron hold.
Only accepting the finest of tuna on his plate,
one should never deliver his meal late...
Lest, they desire to be the new scratching post,
for the kindest new host.
Nothing gets past his his eyes,
no horses, lizards, or whales, except maybe some mice.
Doing anything for or to him except respecting...
may result in one being dissected.
To please the new cat overlord,
one can never be truly be bored.