"Why bother with flowers?
Candy may be dandy
but can be kinda costly...
courtship takes an eternity
and doesnt come with
a money back guarantee."
best viewed via direct input
drink heavy metals
attatched to coded proteins
that will lace
into specific nodes in your brain
to establish a wireless network
upload her, see the setup screen.
Open your personal lifelog,
give her a moment-
Oh my god, is your only though
at a beauty so ideally wrought.
"Hi... uhm, I feel weird being inside you"
in a way that used to turn you on
in a relationship gone to ruin
She knows precisely
what she's doing.
is the most attractive set of phonectics
you've ever heard,
and the word suits her.
"Use her as you see fit",
says the advertisement,
"Guarenteed she knows what it is
how its done, and when to be your
slave, lover, memory, mother
virgin, domestic, conscious, servant
sexpot, secretary, confidant
she'll cry on your shoulder on comman