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If a Hater puts hate speech on my art:

Hater: (whispering) Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Me: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little disrespecting shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until you are sucking buttermilk. Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!
Bystander: Sir, no, sir!
Me: You little piece of shit! You look like a fucking worm! I'll bet it was you!
Bystander: Sir, no, sir!
Hater: Sir, I said it, sir!
Me: Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking insulter? Private Hater? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
*Punches Hater in the gonads*
Me: You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers and I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Hater: Sir, yes, sir!

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