I'm better at everything than everyone else. just ask me.

Introductions are ridiculous and vain. They tell everyone what you want them to think about you, when they're going to form their own opinions and likely scoff at whatever you wanted them to think. That's why I'll just tell you that I bring absolutely nothing to the table, you've never seen Batman and I in the same room together, man never landed on the moon and 9/11 was an inside job. My job here is done.