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Jesus eventually learned to resurrect Himself and ascend to Heaven, but it took a TON of training. And the hardest part was Yoda always scolding him by calling him a big "Christ-baby."

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MrTenso Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2016
Learn from Mahoma. He died and still dead yet.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2016  Professional General Artist
Exactly. It's hard to respect the dead when they keep coming back from it. Be zombie-free!
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QuantumInnovator Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016
Jesus probably had all the knowledge he needed to complete his purpose on Earth directly beamed into his brain by God when the time was right. And as for the reason Anakin Skywalker can't ascend into Heaven? Watch Star Wars Episode III and you'll know why.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016  Professional General Artist
Yes, I think going over to the Dark Side pretty much makes Heaven a No-Fly Zone as far as the Lord of Lords is concerned.
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ApiApicka Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I always knew European culture need some Jedi philosophy!
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016  Professional General Artist
What Would Jesus Do? What Would JEDI Do!
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catsupeye Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016
so satan is sith!  king dooku!!  :satanla: 
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016  Professional General Artist
Darth Maul TOTALLY envies Satan's horns. XD
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Yokeldayankee Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016
But... Who was the Jedi master for Jesus's Jedi master? XP
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016  Professional General Artist
Yoda's Master was a Hysalrian called N'Kata Del Gormo, but who trained the FIRST Jedi Master? Maybe only Jesus' Dad knows! X)
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Yokeldayankee Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016
Or maybe...




Illuminati confirmed? XD


I'm kidding!


Or am I?
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016  Professional General Artist
Even Sith Lords think the Illuminati are CREEPY.
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Yokeldayankee Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016
😈 Come to the dark side, we have inbred billionaires!
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016  Professional General Artist
Yeah, in this galaxy, it's better to have millions than midi-chlorians.
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Yokeldayankee Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016
XD
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LuxX-FuxX Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016
Christ-baby

I'm crying
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016  Professional General Artist
Yoda also loved making Jesus take his own name in vain. He was a Master Prankster. X)
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LuxX-FuxX Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016
Damn, that yoda boy is better than fouseytube.
-Subs to YodaPranksTV-
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016  Professional General Artist
Ha, Yoda loved Forcing his farts into Jesus' nose for fun. Bad Yoda!
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LuxX-FuxX Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016
RIP Jesus' nose
-Sad piano music-
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016  Professional General Artist
Fortunately, Jesus' nose always resurrected after three days and three nights. X}
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LuxX-FuxX Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016
At least that :^)
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