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The Ancient Geeks: Epimenides by schizmatic The Ancient Geeks: Epimenides by schizmatic
Logical paradox makes the Death Star look like a Tinkertoy.

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:iconyokeldayankee:
Yokeldayankee Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016
This is why you don't fuck with Greece... all of a sudden, they'll kill you with logic!
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016  Professional General Artist
The Greeks can kill you with logic, blind you with science, and stuff you with yogurt! X)
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:iconyokeldayankee:
Yokeldayankee Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016
Ack! No yogurt! Noooo!!!
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016  Professional General Artist
The Greeks gave us science and yogurt. I guess that balances out...
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:iconyokeldayankee:
Yokeldayankee Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016
Is it too late to give back the yogurt?
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016  Professional General Artist
Hey, if the Greeks take back the yogurt, they take back the gyros too!
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:iconyokeldayankee:
Yokeldayankee Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016
Agreed!
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:iconquantuminnovator:
QuantumInnovator Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016
Wishing for nothing seems like a wasteful wish.
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016  Professional General Artist
He's wishing for power over Nature and the stars themselves. I hope he doesn't lay waste to the whole world with it.
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:iconboesemani:
BOESEMANI Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
I've made this wish before.
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Professional General Artist
Extinguishing stars with wishing is like cloud-bursting with your mind for Sith Lords.
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:iconjohn-martin:
John-Martin Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
The good thing is, logic is a system that has nothing whatsoever to do with reality.
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Professional General Artist
Humans are Kirk, not Spock. That's REALITY.
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:iconjohn-martin:
John-Martin Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
That's a very sad statement, but true.
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:iconel-fracasor:
El-Fracasor Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
A logic that can destroy the stars.
What an ominous weapon. :faint:
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Professional General Artist
It's a closely-guarded secret, but the Dark Side of the Force is actually... ALGEBRA! X)
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:iconel-fracasor:
El-Fracasor Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Interesting =) I 've always been convinced that a being actually able to master all the disciplines part of the whole mathematics was meant to rule the entire universe Glasses 
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Professional General Artist
Mathematicians must have the most midi-chlorians. X)
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:iconelectricgecko:
ElectricGecko Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016
The logic checks out.
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016  Professional General Artist
Ironically, the star that logic destroyed was the center of the Vulcan system.
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:iconelectricgecko:
ElectricGecko Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
Fitting.
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:iconmrtenso:
MrTenso Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016
The ability to destroy a star is insignificant next to the power of the Philoshopy.
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016  Professional General Artist
Yes, the Empire should really focus more energy toward winning hearts and minds instead of toward obliterating planets.
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:iconapiapicka:
ApiApicka Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Bloody brillant! I need to try it!
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016  Professional General Artist
Just don't try it on our own star. That could be a bit problematic!
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:iconemerald4713:
Emerald4713 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016  Student Photographer
Lol that's amazing!
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016  Professional General Artist
But the starlight should really take years for him to see it on Earth, instead of instantaneously. Science is BLACK MAGIC!
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