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Live And Let Diet #2 by schizmatic Live And Let Diet #2 by schizmatic
Eventually, all the zombies switched from eating human brains to eating animal brains -- ground up in hot dogs, hamburgers, and other processed meats just like us humans do.

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:iconjohn-martin:
John-Martin Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I know where you lead to, but I'm smart: I already know that I'm a zombie.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016  Professional General Artist
Knowing you're a zombie takes brains. (Your own, not other people's tasty brains.)
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John-Martin Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait, do you imply I have to eat my own brain?
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Professional General Artist
Just think of eating your own brain as a big piece of bubblegum. (It's a difficult decision, so just "chew on it" for a while.)
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John-Martin Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I found my way out. It goes like this: I'm a vegetable and I don't like vegetables. So no brain eating.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Professional General Artist
Brain probably tastes like boiled cauliflower, anyway.
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John-Martin Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
That only adds to my resolution.
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psychosquatch Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2016
Cage raised babies are the most delicious, though. It's the same reason I enjoy eating veal, monkey brains, or sad fat chicks, you can really taste the suffering.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2016  Professional General Artist
Eating sad baby chickens? That's so gross getting fuzz all over your tongue. X}
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psychosquatch Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2016
Yeah, sometimes they're fuzzy. Hahaha
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SketchingFujoshi Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I remember how I was saved by one of those Zombies from my Baby cage and set in Kindergarten wilderness.
Wait no it was normal Kindergarten. Oops!
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016  Professional General Artist
In kindergarten, my classmates ate glue, crayons, and erasers, which was WAY more disgusting than eating brains. X}
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SketchingFujoshi Featured By Owner Edited Dec 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Sounds like my Kindergarten! XD
The only slight variation might be that the teachers were always high on herb tea.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016  Professional General Artist
Ha, I'd need a quart of whiskey in my tea to deal with a roomful of 6-year-olds. XD
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SketchingFujoshi Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
XD You are hired!
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MrTenso Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016
Good Ol'Times when you can kill and devour your victims without complex.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016  Professional General Artist
Even the brain-dead undead have complicated food philosophies. Just like people.
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catsupeye Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016
baby brains they maybe mushy as baby food, YUKKKKK!!  :zombiegrin: :yuck: 
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016  Professional General Artist
Personally, I think I'd rather eat baby vomit than pureed carrots. X}
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catsupeye Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016
applesauce!!  its like already from someones mouth!  Clone 
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TheReptilianGeneral Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
But cage raised are the best! They fatten up the babies in those cages until they're good to eat. free roam babies are disgusting. 
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016  Professional General Artist
A salivating zombie is still less terrifying than a drooling baby.
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TheReptilianGeneral Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Well they both smell really bad so I don't know. XD
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016  Professional General Artist
Baby faces can melt hearts, but baby drool can melt flesh. X)
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TheReptilianGeneral Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
lol XD
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