Jesus Versus Yoda
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In His defense, Jesus might argue that the surface gravity on Dagobah is only 0.9 that of Earth, but that's a point He'd need to take up with the Creator: The Almighty Lord George.

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ElectricGecko's avatar
There is an obvious winner here.
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unicycleofviolence's avatar
unicycleofviolence|Hobbyist General Artist
I wonder what Jesus' midichlorian count was...
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schizmatic|Professional General Artist
Jesus' midi-chlorian count was probably super high, and he was always lording it over everyone else.
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unicycleofviolence|Hobbyist General Artist
Couldn't do the whole "smiting with lightning" thing though, could he? Wait. Is Emperor Palpatine God?
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schizmatic|Professional General Artist
That's ridiculous. Thor the Terrible Be-Helmeted One is clearly the one and only True God.
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QuantumInnovator's avatar
But Yoda is fictional, and Jesus is real.  Why do fictional heroes get more respect than real heroes?  I really want to know.
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schizmatic|Professional General Artist
I think we live in increasingly hyper-real times where the line between real and imaginary becomes blurrier and blurrier. Or maybe I'm just imagining that...
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MrTenso's avatar
But Yoda died and stayed dead. (Force spirit don`t count)
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schizmatic|Professional General Artist
If the Holy Ghost counts, then the Force Spirit counts, too. X)
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psychosquatch's avatar
If yoda and jesus got together, I bet chris angel and david blaine would just be like, "fuck it, I quit".
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schizmatic|Professional General Artist
Mindfreak would have its brain blown out by Jedi MindFreak.
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Emerald4713's avatar
That is horrible but amazing XD
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schizmatic|Professional General Artist
"Horrible but amazing" is what draws souls to the Dark Side of the Force!
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Emerald4713's avatar
I wish I was able to favorite comments XD
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schizmatic|Professional General Artist
Even Jedi Masters and Sith Lords can't alter web UI. X)
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El-Fracasor|Hobbyist Traditional Artist
An X-wing : Another famous symbol shaped like a cross that could become a religious symbol :faint:
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schizmatic|Professional General Artist
Yes, I was picturing Yoda carrying an X-wing to his own Crucifixion, then remembered he could just levitate it instead. He'd convert everyone right then and there!
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FEislandqueen|Hobbyist General Artist
:-)
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