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Jesus Versus Yoda by schizmatic Jesus Versus Yoda by schizmatic
In His defense, Jesus might argue that the surface gravity on Dagobah is only 0.9 that of Earth, but that's a point He'd need to take up with the Creator: The Almighty Lord George.

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ElectricGecko Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016
There is an obvious winner here.
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unicycleofviolence Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I wonder what Jesus' midichlorian count was...
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2016  Professional General Artist
Jesus' midi-chlorian count was probably super high, and he was always lording it over everyone else.
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unicycleofviolence Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Couldn't do the whole "smiting with lightning" thing though, could he? Wait. Is Emperor Palpatine God?
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2016  Professional General Artist
That's ridiculous. Thor the Terrible Be-Helmeted One is clearly the one and only True God.
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unicycleofviolence Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
That was certainly one of his more famous monikers, but there was also "Thor the belittled" and "Thor the thoroughly hen-pecked." But hey, if you've got a few hundred names, a couple are bound to slip through the cracks of history...
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2016  Professional General Artist
And we can't forget Thor's most hated historical moniker: Thorvald.
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QuantumInnovator Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016
But Yoda is fictional, and Jesus is real.  Why do fictional heroes get more respect than real heroes?  I really want to know.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Professional General Artist
I think we live in increasingly hyper-real times where the line between real and imaginary becomes blurrier and blurrier. Or maybe I'm just imagining that...
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MrTenso Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016
But Yoda died and stayed dead. (Force spirit don`t count)
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Professional General Artist
If the Holy Ghost counts, then the Force Spirit counts, too. X)
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psychosquatch Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016
If yoda and jesus got together, I bet chris angel and david blaine would just be like, "fuck it, I quit".
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Professional General Artist
Mindfreak would have its brain blown out by Jedi MindFreak.
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Emerald4713 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Student Photographer
That is horrible but amazing XD
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Professional General Artist
"Horrible but amazing" is what draws souls to the Dark Side of the Force!
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Emerald4713 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Student Photographer
I wish I was able to favorite comments XD
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Professional General Artist
Even Jedi Masters and Sith Lords can't alter web UI. X)
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Emerald4713 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Student Photographer
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El-Fracasor Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
An X-wing : Another famous symbol shaped like a cross that could become a religious symbol :faint:
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Professional General Artist
Yes, I was picturing Yoda carrying an X-wing to his own Crucifixion, then remembered he could just levitate it instead. He'd convert everyone right then and there!
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FEislandqueen Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
:-)
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