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Jackers Vs Hackers by schizmatic Jackers Vs Hackers by schizmatic
It's so sad to see local mom-and-pop criminals go out of business because of all the rampant cyber-crime. Sometimes I'll go downtown and get mugged at gunpoint for old times' sake, but by now, everyone can read the graffiti writing on the back alley wall.

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:iconashreila:
Ashreila Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Student General Artist
What's this world coming to?
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El-Fracasor Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lethal bullets v.s. insidious bits :faint:
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Professional General Artist
It REALLY hurts when you have to byte the bullet. X)
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TheReptilianGeneral Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I think they both can live in peace. Brick and mortar criminals can rob real money, while the vtard 4 chambers can rob their credit cards and Debit cards.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Professional General Artist
But if jackers start robbing hackers, or hackers start hacking jackers, we're gonna have a whole new gang war -- Bloods vs Cryptographers!
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TheReptilianGeneral Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Or the retards vs the V-tards. XD

[That sounds really salty.]
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Professional General Artist
Total Tardmageddon! X)
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TheReptilianGeneral Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
lol XD
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TheWritingWZ Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
And let's not forget the influence of master-cybercriminals on democracys and automatic machines!
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Professional General Artist
Hacking is the Black Magic of the modern world.
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QuantumInnovator Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016
In the information age, the gun is less powerful to criminals than the computer. With a computer, you can steal money without having to lift heavy bags or even leave your home.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
Yes, shooting off bits and bytes is much more lucrative than shooting off bullets.
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IntegrateTheSurface Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016
Nooo, not the shoplifters! Now where am I gonna get my daily fix of apprehensions and fights??
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
Shoplifting from Etsy stores takes real hacking skill. Instead of the "Five-Finger Discount" it's the "Ten-Finger Discount."
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IntegrateTheSurface Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016
Instead of Loss Prevention, you have Bandwidth Protection!
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
I just hope strict countries don't hack off hackers' hands if they're caught!
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IntegrateTheSurface Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016
That's what I was thinking!
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MrTenso Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016
Don't worry. Actually is very hard to a russian hacker sell your organs.
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:iconschizmatic:
schizmatic Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
Hacking into my chest cavity would be very impressive, but pretty painful.
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SuperFann Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
What if the hackers turns out to be jackers who learnt how to hack
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
Yeah, we really need government-funded Jacking-To-Hacking programs to teach criminal computer skills to traditional crooks. Get them off the streets and onto the screens!
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SuperFann Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
But don't we lose more money from hackers than with jackers?
Those guys can get into banks and highly classified info after all
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
Al the money that hackers take is chump change compared to what Wall Street brokers take ("legally").
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SuperFann Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my, that actually sounds plausible
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Emerald4713 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Student Photographer
I don't get it. ^^;
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
Just like traditional physical stores are getting put out of business by online stores like Amazon, traditional criminals are getting put out of business by cyber-criminals like Russian hackers.

It's an epidemic plaguing our city streets. X)
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Emerald4713 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Student Photographer
Ohhh OK. This picture is clever X)
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Professional General Artist
Thankfully, only the part about online crime was inspired by real life -- a ransomware attack on my machine. Whatever happened to good old-fashioned carjacking? X)
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Emerald4713 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Student Photographer
XD
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