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"Mordor" is actually Elvish for "North Pole." And truth may be stranger than fiction, but NOTHING is stranger than fan-fiction.

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ElectricGecko Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016
I'd pay to see an elf liberation movie.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2016  Professional General Artist
The Keebler elves must be freed from their cookie slavery! Leave no sprite behind!!
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John-Martin Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I always knew Christmas was some invention of Sauron, a kind of a 'feast to find them and in the darkness bind them.'
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2016  Professional General Artist
Music "Sauron sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake -- unless the One Ring is making you invisible, so throw it in the fiery lake!" Music
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QuantumInnovator Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016
One myth destroys another.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016  Professional General Artist
If only one evil destroyed another the same way.
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MrTenso Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016
Just imagine the loot.. Brrrrrrrr
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016  Professional General Artist
Kids would probably complain about not getting their toys, and to put all the elves back in chains.
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rpgjpg Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016
me gusta tu arte es exelente feliz navidad

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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016  Professional General Artist
Gracias, igualmente!
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rpgjpg Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016
si XD
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TheReptilianGeneral Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Hahaha xD
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016  Professional General Artist
I was thinking of making Santa Claus into Sauron Claus with a ginormous all-seeing eye, but that might've been over the top. X)
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TheReptilianGeneral Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
LOL XD
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LuxX-FuxX Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016
If that will be a thing...
I'm escaping the earth.
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016  Professional General Artist
I'd like to escape the earth into Middle-earth, but I just can't figure out what direction "middle" means. X)
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LuxX-FuxX Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016
I suppose it would be the earths core
At least we have summer all time!
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schizmatic Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016  Professional General Artist
Ha, the Dog Days of summer would be nothing compared to Lava Days every day. X)
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LuxX-FuxX Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016
Yeah x'D
Tanning in less than slight movement of an eye
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