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Anus Horribilis
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Published: December 30, 2016
"ANNUS horribilis" is a Latin phrase meaning "horrible year." And I hope Baby New Year 2017 won't be a cryer. Or a screamer. Or a pisser. Or a puker. Or a pooper. And ESPECIALLY not a bleeder. We won't have a moment's peace on Earth.

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ApiApickaHobbyist General Artist
The best freaking summary of 2016 I ever saw! Have a cookie! :D
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schizmaticProfessional General Artist
I'd definitely rather have a cookie than a dookie! X}
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The title of this picture reminds me of the scientific names for the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote in Looney Tunes cartoons.
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schizmaticProfessional General Artist
I wonder how the ancient Romans would feel about their language now only being used for lawyer talk and and wacky wordplay.
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schizmaticProfessional General Artist
I poopeth on YOU, 2016. I poopeth on YOU.
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TheReptilianGeneralHobbyist Artisan Crafter
Hehehe! :XD:
MrTenso's avatar
You could say all you want. But execrate in that way have tons of merit.
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schizmaticProfessional General Artist
That's a load of fertilizer. X}
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Pain. Pure pain is all I would be able to describe that as for the baby. I get the feeling I'm getting one this year.
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schizmaticProfessional General Artist
Some people might've decided not to have a baby in 2016 if they had known how the Baby New Year would turn out.
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Depends on for how long. Hopefully something nice happens soon after. Like medicine for the baby.
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goeliathHobbyist Digital Artist
Omfg! XD this one is great!
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schizmaticProfessional General Artist
I'm not saying we should've aborted 2016, but at least a major spanking.
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goeliathHobbyist Digital Artist
And a couple time outs thrown in
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Kiborg-GraphHobbyist Traditional Artist
Generally speaking, I fear that 2017 will be a year of a huge unrest. Who knows, perhaps we'll see the Defcon levels jumping up to 2, or even to 1. When that happens, all we will be able to do, will be just to sit back and enjoy the fireworks.
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schizmaticProfessional General Artist
Enjoying the fireworks: "OOOOOOOHHH... AHHHHHHHHHH... AIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
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Kiborg-GraphHobbyist Traditional Artist
More like: "Woah, that's pretty... Oh, and another one... Hey, why is my skin turning black? Why is my hair falling out? Why are my ears bleed-" *DEAD*
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schizmaticProfessional General Artist
From a distance, Patriot missiles look a lot like Roman candles. And they can both make a big impact on a crowd.
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Kiborg-GraphHobbyist Traditional Artist
However, Russia has warned that if there is as much as one Patriot missile system set up in the Baltics, they will become the number one target for these bad boys: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N70ro8…
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schizmaticProfessional General Artist
Wow, that really puts the "war" in "warning"...
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Kiborg-GraphHobbyist Traditional Artist
Nah, that's just Russia "wanting more friends, not enemies": www.enca.com/world/putin-russi…
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schizmaticProfessional General Artist
And showing off your cool new toys is a great way to make friends.
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Skulli-exeHobbyist General Artist
You forgot to put an extra "n" in the title xD
Now instead of "horrible year" it is "horrible old lady" xD
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