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Nothing Personal Assistants by schizmatic Nothing Personal Assistants :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 15 23 Get Help by schizmatic Get Help :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 12 23 Survival Of The Fitness #4 by schizmatic Survival Of The Fitness #4 :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 10 20 Anus Horribilis by schizmatic Anus Horribilis :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 9 28 May The Peace Be With You by schizmatic May The Peace Be With You :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 20 29 Pandora's Xbox by schizmatic Pandora's Xbox :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 12 31 Factastic by schizmatic Factastic :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 15 19 Arboreal Profiling by schizmatic Arboreal Profiling :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 13 24 Going Rogue by schizmatic Going Rogue :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 13 20 Young Skywalker by schizmatic Young Skywalker :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 10 22 Jesus Versus Yoda by schizmatic Jesus Versus Yoda :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 13 21 The Ancient Geeks: Epimenides by schizmatic The Ancient Geeks: Epimenides :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 20 27 Live And Let Diet #2 by schizmatic Live And Let Diet #2 :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 10 25 The Body Politic Snatchers by schizmatic The Body Politic Snatchers :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 8 25 To Breed Or Not To Breed by schizmatic To Breed Or Not To Breed :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 10 43 Cardiopulmonary Resurrection by schizmatic Cardiopulmonary Resurrection :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 17 18


Armen Station by goeliath Armen Station :icongoeliath:goeliath 92 21 Preparing The Siege Dogs by EricTonArts Preparing The Siege Dogs :iconerictonarts:EricTonArts 18 12 Before the Exodus by EricTonArts Before the Exodus :iconerictonarts:EricTonArts 32 15 Exodus by EricTonArts Exodus :iconerictonarts:EricTonArts 112 36 Contract by Klaufir Contract :iconklaufir:Klaufir 363 6 Gold Polish Fall by ApiApicka Gold Polish Fall :iconapiapicka:ApiApicka 9 15 Solitary Relay by goeliath Solitary Relay :icongoeliath:goeliath 55 28 Tower OCT Ref: Sir Englitch Ficklebottom by goeliath Tower OCT Ref: Sir Englitch Ficklebottom :icongoeliath:goeliath 56 79 A Safe Place - Re-visited by JJcanvas A Safe Place - Re-visited :iconjjcanvas:JJcanvas 4,949 92 dream land by FEislandqueen dream land :iconfeislandqueen:FEislandqueen 5 4 Industrial Abstract X by EricTonArts Industrial Abstract X :iconerictonarts:EricTonArts 19 13 MASTERING IN CHAOS by theseusparadox12 MASTERING IN CHAOS :icontheseusparadox12:theseusparadox12 46 16 Mirage. The Rustle of Moon by yanadhyana Mirage. The Rustle of Moon :iconyanadhyana:yanadhyana 297 6 Overlook by goeliath Overlook :icongoeliath:goeliath 47 20 Am I doing it right? by TheReptilianGeneral Am I doing it right? :iconthereptiliangeneral:TheReptilianGeneral 2 4 Sunset on Psychetropica by EricTonArts Sunset on Psychetropica :iconerictonarts:EricTonArts 35 14



So, I've been spamtastically posting five strips a day to catch up with a backlog I had, and to avoid potential weirdness like people wondering why I'm still doing comic strips about the Olympics at the end of September:

"Wow, did he just get around to watching it on his DVR?  It must've been tough avoiding all the Michael Phelps spoilers everywhere..."

But now I can slow it down to posting a strip a day, and eventually settle in to four a week.  Though, I have to admit, speed-watching the Olympics on DVR fast-forward does sound pretty interesting: the marathon would become a long-distance sprint, and the 100-meter dash a race of superheroes.

Still, even in normal speed, Usain Bolt might be able to give the Flash a run for his money.


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Schizmatic is a webcomic of intelligent weirdness based on blueprint schematics applied to actual life. It puts the cosmos under a microscope, and reality under analysis -- goodness knows it needs it.


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AdrenalineRush1996 Featured By Owner May 10, 2018
Happy birthday.
Finnyanne Featured By Owner May 10, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday my dear. Even if you were not a lot around here. :hug:
Louis-the-Hedgehog Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2017
I haven't seen any activity from you lately. Anything wrong?
econdon Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
One time, years ago, I was a more naive and less motivated artist, trying to build a world with characters and a story to go with it like many other young artists, under the username Catnfishz. 

I dont know if you remember me, but u were one of my first supporters on this site even when I was inexperienced. If you want to see how far I've come since then, check my gallery. I've taken up painting and have a couple comics in the works to boot. I found ur page from the link on comicfury I have the same username there. 

Just Figured it may inspire a bit if u remember how bad I used to be at this stuff
Thesckass20 Featured By Owner May 10, 2017
Happy birthday! 

May your schemes stay glorious!
FractalMonster Featured By Owner May 9, 2017
:iconhappybirthdaysignplz: :iconbouquetplz: :iconcakeplz: :iconschizmatic: :iconcakeplz: :iconbouquetplz: :iconhappybirthdaysignplz:
Vinny-Doll Featured By Owner May 8, 2017  Student General Artist
God it's been forever since we talked, how've ya been? ❤❤❤
Emerald4713 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2017  Student Photographer
Hey, where'd you go? It's been a while!
Eventyrprinsesse Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2016
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