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Nothing Personal Assistants by schizmatic Nothing Personal Assistants :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 14 23 Get Help by schizmatic Get Help :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 11 23 Survival Of The Fitness #4 by schizmatic Survival Of The Fitness #4 :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 10 20 Anus Horribilis by schizmatic Anus Horribilis :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 8 28 May The Peace Be With You by schizmatic May The Peace Be With You :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 20 29 Pandora's Xbox by schizmatic Pandora's Xbox :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 11 31 Factastic by schizmatic Factastic :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 14 19 Arboreal Profiling by schizmatic Arboreal Profiling :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 12 24 Going Rogue by schizmatic Going Rogue :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 12 20 Young Skywalker by schizmatic Young Skywalker :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 9 22 Jesus Versus Yoda by schizmatic Jesus Versus Yoda :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 12 21 The Ancient Geeks: Epimenides by schizmatic The Ancient Geeks: Epimenides :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 20 27 Live And Let Diet #2 by schizmatic Live And Let Diet #2 :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 10 25 The Body Politic Snatchers by schizmatic The Body Politic Snatchers :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 7 25 To Breed Or Not To Breed by schizmatic To Breed Or Not To Breed :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 10 43 Cardiopulmonary Resurrection by schizmatic Cardiopulmonary Resurrection :iconschizmatic:schizmatic 17 18


Armen Station by goeliath Armen Station :icongoeliath:goeliath 95 21 Preparing The Siege Dogs by EricTonArts Preparing The Siege Dogs :iconerictonarts:EricTonArts 18 12 Before the Exodus by EricTonArts Before the Exodus :iconerictonarts:EricTonArts 32 15 Exodus by EricTonArts Exodus :iconerictonarts:EricTonArts 113 36 Contract by Klaufir Contract :iconklaufir:Klaufir 372 6 Gold Polish Fall by ApiApicka Gold Polish Fall :iconapiapicka:ApiApicka 9 15 Solitary Relay by goeliath Solitary Relay :icongoeliath:goeliath 56 28 Tower OCT Ref: Sir Englitch Ficklebottom by goeliath Tower OCT Ref: Sir Englitch Ficklebottom :icongoeliath:goeliath 56 79 A Safe Place - Re-visited by JJcanvas A Safe Place - Re-visited :iconjjcanvas:JJcanvas 4,990 93 dream land by FEislandqueen dream land :iconfeislandqueen:FEislandqueen 5 4 MASTERING IN CHAOS by theseusparadox12 MASTERING IN CHAOS :icontheseusparadox12:theseusparadox12 46 16 Mirage. The Rustle of Moon by yanadhyana Mirage. The Rustle of Moon :iconyanadhyana:yanadhyana 308 6 Overlook by goeliath Overlook :icongoeliath:goeliath 48 20 Am I doing it right? by TheReptilianGeneral Am I doing it right? :iconthereptiliangeneral:TheReptilianGeneral 2 4 Sunset on Psychetropica by EricTonArts Sunset on Psychetropica :iconerictonarts:EricTonArts 38 14 Somewhere in Ibiza... by Jmc117 Somewhere in Ibiza... :iconjmc117:Jmc117 99 12



So, I've been spamtastically posting five strips a day to catch up with a backlog I had, and to avoid potential weirdness like people wondering why I'm still doing comic strips about the Olympics at the end of September:

"Wow, did he just get around to watching it on his DVR?  It must've been tough avoiding all the Michael Phelps spoilers everywhere..."

But now I can slow it down to posting a strip a day, and eventually settle in to four a week.  Though, I have to admit, speed-watching the Olympics on DVR fast-forward does sound pretty interesting: the marathon would become a long-distance sprint, and the 100-meter dash a race of superheroes.

Still, even in normal speed, Usain Bolt might be able to give the Flash a run for his money.


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Schizmatic is a webcomic of intelligent weirdness based on blueprint schematics applied to actual life. It puts the cosmos under a microscope, and reality under analysis -- goodness knows it needs it.


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inactive-list Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2018
Your death has been noted.
Please remain still while your inactive account is collected.

Thank you for your existence.
AdrenalineRush1996 Featured By Owner May 10, 2018
Happy birthday.
Finnyanne Featured By Owner May 10, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday my dear. Even if you were not a lot around here. :hug:
Louis-the-Hedgehog Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2017
I haven't seen any activity from you lately. Anything wrong?
econdon Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
One time, years ago, I was a more naive and less motivated artist, trying to build a world with characters and a story to go with it like many other young artists, under the username Catnfishz. 

I dont know if you remember me, but u were one of my first supporters on this site even when I was inexperienced. If you want to see how far I've come since then, check my gallery. I've taken up painting and have a couple comics in the works to boot. I found ur page from the link on comicfury I have the same username there. 

Just Figured it may inspire a bit if u remember how bad I used to be at this stuff
Thesckass20 Featured By Owner May 10, 2017
Happy birthday! 

May your schemes stay glorious!
FractalMonster Featured By Owner May 9, 2017
:iconhappybirthdaysignplz: :iconbouquetplz: :iconcakeplz: :iconschizmatic: :iconcakeplz: :iconbouquetplz: :iconhappybirthdaysignplz:
Vinny-Doll Featured By Owner May 8, 2017  Student General Artist
God it's been forever since we talked, how've ya been? ❤❤❤
Emerald4713 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2017  Student Photographer
Hey, where'd you go? It's been a while!
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