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or not thats cool too
This is a stamp of Sans the skeleton from the video game Undertale by Toby Fox.
T H I N K
T= is it True?
H= is it Helpful
I=is it Inspiring
N= is it Necessary
K= is it Kind
hi would you like a glass of diet air or regular air mr vegan
baja blast flavoered mt dew
my stripper name is slippery scanny and this is my show
i sexually identity as sans undertale
meet me behind the dennys at 3 am bring your best nurf gun
takes out sans body pillow from under my bed shhh....it’s ok .,...i’m here
"are u saying sans has a pussy"
you cant defeat me and my 20 sans body pillows....not to mention my 30 copies of undertale on my 30 sans shaped computers
Megalovania plays in the distance
i try to open my eyes
I see ...I see him
You wanna have a bad time he says in a gentle way
I burst into tears
SANS THRUSTED INTO MY ASSHOLE I MOANED AS HE SHOT HIS DECAYED DICK SO LONG IT WENT ALL THE WAY UP TO MY NECK
I start approaching you, my body is radiating megalovania
I whip out my super deluxe powerful nerf gun
"i bring out my asriel swords they're glowing so bright it hurts even my own eyes"
A blue light shines from my eyes it gets stronger everytime i step near you
"i bring out my Pokémon balls"
a singular tear comes out of my eye as I fall to the floor dead, literally out of fucking no where
sans looks like a fuckin pear
my profile used to be nice n pretty but now its an actual shitshow
guys come to maryland we have crabs that will pinch ur nippies
"I WANT PIKACHU TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS"
i sure do love millennials
GUYS PISSING IN HIS OWN MOUTH IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOSH PIT PICTURE
say hi to naruto for me
httyd is my religion
all you flattards and sphere heads are absolute morons
the earth is a fucking triangle you degenerates
wouldnt it be funny is piss was yellow and not brown
beep beep communism