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Downsizing Government-05 by savageworlds Downsizing Government-05 :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 10 9 Downsizing Government-04 by savageworlds Downsizing Government-04 :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 6 10 Downsizing Government-03 by savageworlds Downsizing Government-03 :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 5 3 Downsizing Government-02 by savageworlds Downsizing Government-02 :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 6 3 Downsizing Government-01 by savageworlds Downsizing Government-01 :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 3 0 A Spectacle to See by savageworlds A Spectacle to See :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 6 0 The King and I, phase 2 by savageworlds The King and I, phase 2 :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 5 0 The King and I by savageworlds The King and I :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 6 0 The Once and Future King by savageworlds The Once and Future King :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 3 0 The Once and Future King by savageworlds The Once and Future King :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 5 0 Tiki Time by savageworlds Tiki Time :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 6 13 Laser-etched Switchplates by savageworlds Laser-etched Switchplates :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 6 11 It's All In Your Head... by savageworlds It's All In Your Head... :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 8 11 We Are NOT Amused... by savageworlds We Are NOT Amused... :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 7 3 Off With Their Heads! by savageworlds Off With Their Heads! :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 6 1 Snake Construction by savageworlds Snake Construction :iconsavageworlds:savageworlds 11 21


Dragon_03 by jcont20 Dragon_03 :iconjcont20:jcont20 5 2 Night-fly by kumpan Night-fly :iconkumpan:kumpan 1,708 81 How long is forever? by TSWright How long is forever? :icontswright:TSWright 8 0 are you shitting me? by insidetheupsidedown are you shitting me? :iconinsidetheupsidedown:insidetheupsidedown 1 2 Stinkhorn tall boy by marvsandman Stinkhorn tall boy :iconmarvsandman:marvsandman 7 0 MOLESKINE DOODLES: The King's Awakening 2.0 by kerbyrosanes MOLESKINE DOODLES: The King's Awakening 2.0 :iconkerbyrosanes:kerbyrosanes 3,209 128 Bastet by akreon Bastet :iconakreon:akreon 3,205 164 Octopus1 by RandyHand Octopus1 :iconrandyhand:RandyHand 54 15 Elephant by AvocadoArt Elephant :iconavocadoart:AvocadoArt 7 3 Butcher Shop by Gloom82 Butcher Shop :icongloom82:Gloom82 676 35 work by DanielGrzeszkiewicz work :icondanielgrzeszkiewicz:DanielGrzeszkiewicz 208 19 FFVIII- Squall's gunblade by fevereon FFVIII- Squall's gunblade :iconfevereon:fevereon 336 49 Face of the Beast by ethanpatrickharris Face of the Beast :iconethanpatrickharris:ethanpatrickharris 5 1 Electric Frankenstein Final Inks by Huwman Electric Frankenstein Final Inks :iconhuwman:Huwman 53 80 The Dividing Wall by vampirekingdom The Dividing Wall :iconvampirekingdom:vampirekingdom 147 91 The Hostage by Ascending-Storm The Hostage :iconascending-storm:Ascending-Storm 220 51



Tom Savage
United States
Current Residence: Las Vegas
Favourite genre of music: Rockbluesjazzclassicalpunknewagecountry
Unprofessionally-trained Jack-of-all-trades, and master of obfuscation
“Your profession is not what brings home your paycheck. Your profession is what you were put on earth to do, with such passion and such intensity that it becomes spiritual in calling.” -(Vincent Van Gogh)
"'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.'"

Signs of the Pox-Eclipse!

Fri Mar 16, 2012, 9:34 PM
MARCH 16, 02012 (the extra '0' is to eliminate confusion when we reach the year 10000)

As we all say "bidey-bye" to sanity, clean air, tuna,and Taiwan...

"High Tide" (Drug Dealers Cleaning Up Their Act?)
Life is truly a soap opera. It seems that laundry detergent ("Tide", in particular) has become coin of the realm in the illicit drug market. Addicts are committing daring daylight heists at stores which carry the popular P&G product. Then they trade it directly to their dealer in return for drugs, or hustle it on the street at local laundromats. As we bid a nostalgic farewell to the halcyon days of the diamond-encrusted dope pusher, we can take comfort that at least his "whites are whiter and his colors are brighter".;)

"See Level" (Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Water)
Recent estimates indicate nearly 4 million people worldwide now live in "High Tide" coastal regions which could face inundation as the effects of Global Warming continue to change our environment. So, start washing your clothes in cold water before we all end up underwater;)... and be sure to add "Tidal Pool Party" to your household activity list.

"Washed Up" (Sorry, We're Fresh Out Of Paddles...)
Meanwhile, Global Warming guru, Al Gore, speaking before a disgruntled group of polar bears in Washington this week, was quoted as saying,"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"Soap" (The Yardstick Of Civilization)
"Lye -- the crucial ingredient. Ancient peoples found their clothes got cleaner if they washed them at a certain spot in the river. Why? Because, human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. Year after year, bodies burnt. Rain fell. Water seeped through the wood ashes to become lye. The lye combined with the melted fat of the bodies, till a thick white soapy discharge crept into the river. The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes.
If you were to add nitric acid to the soap-making process, one would get nitroglycerin. With enough soap, one could blow up the world, if one were so inclined." -(Chuck Palahniuk, "Fight Club")

If you no longer wish to be exposed to this type of inane drivel, feel free to permanently "unfriend" me on "Hatebook", my new antisocial network.
-brought to you by the National Sarcasm Society (like we need YOUR support...)

"Mobilis In Mobili"
(Changing through the changing medium)


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Metal-Bender Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2018  Professional Photographer

:iconhappybirthdaycakeplz::icondancingcatplz::iconhappybirthdaysignplz:Happy Birthday Tom!!:party::iconfuncakeplz::icongiftplz::iconbdayfireworks1plz::iconbdayfireworks2plz::iconchampagneplz:
I hope you are doing well!

vintarbbc Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2017  Professional General Artist
Amazing works and gallery! greetings and respect!
JohnTheBarbarian Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017
Tom Savage, I'm trying to track down an artist who seems to have disappeared.  RatbagDesign.  You are the only one on his list of Watchers who has any recent activity.  His last transmission was 2010. The reason I'm looking for him is that I want to obtain permission for an image for commercial use.  Do you know anything about him or any leads to contact him?

By the way, the above excerpt from Alice in Wonderland is one of my fav parts of the book.  I love when Cheshire Cat explains to Alice his own evidence of insanity: that dogs wag their tails when they are happy and growl when they are angry; but that he wags his tail when he is angry and growls when he is happy. 

-John The Barbarian
vampirekingdom Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2017   Digital Artist
Happy Birthday !!!!
savageworlds Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2017
Thank you, Gabrielle!😊
Tupunoor Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2017  Professional Artisan Crafter
Happy Birthday :boing:
savageworlds Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2017
Thank you, Tupu!😊
Metal-Bender Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2017  Professional Photographer

:iconhappybirthdaycakeplz::icondancingcatplz::iconhappybirthdaysignplz:Happy Birthday Tom!!:party::iconfuncakeplz::icongiftplz::iconbdayfireworks1plz::iconbdayfireworks2plz::iconchampagneplz:

savageworlds Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2017
Thanks, dear Peggy! And (oops😵) a belated birthday 🎂 wish to you!

"I've reached the point in my life where I spend a lot of time thinking about the "here-after"... I walk into a room, and wonder what I'm here after."
Metal-Bender Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2017  Professional Photographer
You're very welcome Tom!:iconfuncakeplz: Ha - awesome!
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