Shop Forum More Submit  Join Login
About Varied / Hobbyist an actual housecatMale/United States Recent Activity
Deviant for 14 Years
Needs Core Membership
Statistics 191 Deviations 12,451 Comments 52,020 Pageviews

Newest Deviations

axon by Sausabe axon :iconsausabe:Sausabe 3 1 vents by Sausabe vents :iconsausabe:Sausabe 0 0 some vertical lines n shit by Sausabe some vertical lines n shit :iconsausabe:Sausabe 1 3 advection by Sausabe advection :iconsausabe:Sausabe 0 0 milky by Sausabe milky :iconsausabe:Sausabe 0 7 mars by Sausabe mars :iconsausabe:Sausabe 1 0 aquaphobia by Sausabe aquaphobia :iconsausabe:Sausabe 1 9 CygnusLoopNebula by Sausabe CygnusLoopNebula :iconsausabe:Sausabe 0 0 exosphere by Sausabe exosphere :iconsausabe:Sausabe 1 2 brain by Sausabe brain :iconsausabe:Sausabe 0 0 cnidarian by Sausabe cnidarian :iconsausabe:Sausabe 0 0 arboreal cave by Sausabe arboreal cave :iconsausabe:Sausabe 0 1 Ransom Note by Sausabe Ransom Note :iconsausabe:Sausabe 40 80
Constantine Eastwood ET - 05
Constantine Eastwood and the Electric Tambourine
Tier 5
Ben stumbled back to his college dorm. His long blonde hair would have been flowing in the breeze had it not been stopped by the wolf ears he was wearing. Nobody understood him. Not even he did. He hated his boss, the Boss. And he hated coffee. He hated the taste of vodka, and he hated his size 14 feet. He hated the French and he hated mustard. He tripped over a stick, and promptly began hating it.
It was a dark and stormy night. The wind hit him in the face like a wet shirt hits one in the face, except this was wind and Ben wasn't expecting anyone to take their shirt off for him.
There was an ominous looking lump in the street. It looked like a dead body. He walked over to it. Ben was disappointed to see that it was only a nearly dead body. The Figure, a particularly Dark Figure, stood up and looked at Ben.
"You look like you've just suffered an epileptic seizure." said Ben.
"I did." replied the Dark Figure. Ben considere
:iconsausabe:Sausabe 2 8
Constantine Eastwood ET - 04
Constantine Eastwood and the Electric Tambourine
Tier 4
Constantine's chicken was gone and he had nothing to do. (By nothing to do, I mean he could either do his work or sit around stare at various mildly interesting things.) So he sat there staring at the wall, which was, at that point, the most interesting thing in his sight. He blinked once. He continued to stare. He blinked again. His left eye then twitched. He began wondering how many staples it would take to fill up a grain silo half full of custard. This went on for several more seconds until he blinked again and lost his concentration.
There was an amusing FAP FAP FAP sound coming from the cubicle next to him. Mildly interested, he investigated. Upon his arrival, he discovered that his coworker was hitting a bowl of jello with a flyswatter.
Mission accomplished. Constantine stumbled down the hall, drunk on the bitter juices of chronic boredom, and fell out a window.
Constantine woke up on a mattress in a warehouse. He s
:iconsausabe:Sausabe 1 21
Constantine Eastwood ET - 03
Constantine Eastwood and the Electric Tambourine
Tier 3
Ben was a furry. He worked at Starbucks and thought he was part wolf. He wore fake ears and a tail and purred when pet. When asked why he purred if he was a wolf, his reply was "'Cause I feel like it, asshole!" And damn it, he felt like it.
"Hey, wolf-boy, don't be shedding in that coffee, aye?" Screamed the Boss.
The Boss was fat. Very fat. So fat that he could not walk without support of he'd shatter his ankles and his spine would be crushed. So he had a metal brace and training wheels surgically attached to his back.
"I don't shed, asshole, I'm only part wolf. Jeez. Asshole." ben replied. He poured some Grey Goose into his coffee and drank it quickly.
Customers came through the door.
"You're a weird kid, you know that?" said the Boss.
Customers flooded towards the cashier, Ben.
"Hey, I don't insult your stupid beliefs, asshole."
Customers begin mooing. Ben knew he'd had to much to drink.  He vigorously shook h
:iconsausabe:Sausabe 1 18


  • Listening to: To find other furries.
  • Reading: To find other furries.
  • Watching: To find other furries.
  • Playing: To find other furries.
  • Eating: To find other furries.
  • Drinking: To find other furries.


an actual housecat
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
I make glitchy art and music ヽ(・_・;)ノ


Add a Comment:
TiffanySherii Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2016
owlity Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
I hope you had a good birthday!
horselover-fat-01 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013
My name is Karl and I'm a big fag butthole that loves ponies
Sausabe Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll agree to the first half of that statement. :meow:
horselover-fat-01 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014
yeah, the second half was damn lies
popstck Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
i'm sorry dave i can't let you do that
Sausabe Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Just what do you think you are doing, Dave?
sdayton Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artist

There should be a Giggles plz!
Sausabe Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
probably should, but I'm far too lazy these days.
sdayton Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
:noes::iconbrickwallplz: :iconpuccacatplz:

maybe this is close enough for now.
Add a Comment: