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Published: January 5, 2019
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Just another unpopular opinion of mine. "What a shocker"Kwerti :sleep: 
Sorry, I see nothing nice about these loud, man-made, poop eating, slobbering,
germ ridden, vile smelling, retarded, vomit eating, scavenger freaks.
The ONLY thing these pests are good for is to keep muslims at bay.
Other than that I really hate dogs. They don't belong in nature, they don't belong indoors, they don't belong in society.

A single gram of dog waste can contain 23 million fecal coliform bacteria, which are known to cause cramps, diarrhea, intestinal illness, and serious kidney disorders in humans. EPA even estimates that two or three days’ worth of droppings from a population of about 100 dogs would contribute enough bacteria to temporarily close a bay, and all watershed areas within 20 miles of it, to swimming and shell fishing.

Dog feces are one of the most common carriers of the following diseases:

Whipworms
Hookworms
Roundworms
Tapeworms
Parvo
Corona
Giardiasis
Salmonellosis
Cryptosporidiosis
Campylobacteriosis

And as if that wouldn't be enough. They also eat and roll themselves in their own and other dogs shit
and then enter your home, lay in your bed and lick your face etc.
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FelisGlacialis's avatar
I see your point here.
However, to place things a bit in perspective; I can think of an animal far more disgusting on a whole different level.
It is arrogant, naked, walks on two legs and acts like cancer.
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MegaB1tes's avatar
MegaB1tes|Student General Artist
A politician?
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Grey-Terminal's avatar
I like " lifestock" animals much more. Some animals are allowed to sleep in their owners beds, others only have miserable short lifes. So wtf humankind-.-
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undead-hellboooy666's avatar
Pfff, i kinda like dogs but let's say the truth... they are annoying as hell, in my neighbourhood they are barking ALL NIGHT and i can't even close my eyes. Sometimes i don't even bother them and they attack me without a reason ;-;. Also their smell is fucking disgusting. That's why i prefer other animals....
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SulaimanDoodleEdited |Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What animal DOESN'T have crap swarming with either parasites or bacteria? Many beloved pets eat turd :S

What is more annoying though, a dog doing a poop, or the owner who fails to scoop and bag the dog's crap as required by law?

Message to dog owners, SCOOP TEH POOP!
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satanen's avatar
Not sure what other animals that do eat feces. All I can think of is cats licking their anus.

But yeah, at least in snowy winters you can see how much dog piss & shit there is everywhere. Otherwise you'll only notice when you step in it.
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SulaimanDoodleEdited |Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well according to Petwave:
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This condition is far more common in dogs, however it does appear occasionally in cats. There are times when eating feces is part of normal feline behavior."

And from my own knowledge I know rabbits will eat their own feces if it's not fully digested, and when I was a kid our hamster "smokey" once ate it's own poop.

When I was young, I used to be christian, when I went to church I had to dodge a MINE FIELD of dog crap left lying in the street by Dbag owners.
There was a street I used to call "Dog Sh*t ally" 

They say you can tell a person by whether they like animals or not, I think you can tell a person on whether they scoop the poop or not XD
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dead01Edited |Hobbyist Digital Artist
I really don't like them licking me or shitting the grass for you step in, but I have feelings for small ones.. still prefer reptiles MUCH more :lol:
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satanen's avatar
Yeah, I hate when that happens. A snowy winter you can clearly see how much they piss and shit literally everywhere :/
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dead01Edited |Hobbyist Digital Artist
yeah ;/ my neighbor have a huge wolf-dog and let him piss and shit even in very house entrance, recently though when I stepped in I had my revenge.. Just rubbed ALL into woman's doormat and the next day doormat was gone, I feel it worked :plotting:
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Corripuere's avatar
This is...clearly a troll stamp meant to garner a reaction.  Nothing more.  10/10 Nice B8 M8
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Nordic-Hatred|Hobbyist General Artist
Really dude? She obviously does NOT care......
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satanen's avatar
That's fine. I don't expect or demand anyone to agree with me. 
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That-Damn-Fox|Hobbyist General Artist
All animals have their pros and cons. I see you've had cats. Cats frequently spray and urinate indoors to mark territory and frequently throw up undigested hair they've groomed off themselves neither of these things are pleasant, birds are loud and can be territorial indoors, speaking from experience since i had parakeets growing up and they didn't like people in certain areas of our apartment.

The only arguably "non gross" pets would be fish since our physical handling of them is close to none at all and they spend their lives in their own enclosures- yet even those we must clean and come into contact with their waste, i mean unless you wear gloves and everything. But its still a fact you deal with cleaning up after them.

I do agree some things go too far, like letting any animal lick inside your mouth or crap like that. But im proud to have had dogs, cats, fish, rabbits, birds because they were all great companions over the years that despite needing to be cleaned up after showed mutual affection and provided an outlet for stress otherwise brought on by humans- perhaps the most irritating incompassionate and ill tempered animals of all.
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Yes, all animals are filthy in various levels. Don't worry. I'm not a fan of cats either. It was my family who one day decided they wanted outdoor cats to lower the amount of mice and rats on their property. Birds can be loud and messy but neither their bodies or their shit smell bad & they never hysterically bark, whine or howl all night long. Sure they can have anger issues but to be bitten by a little bird is nothing compared to a dog attacking you. (Yes, random dogs have attacked me for no reason whatsoever 4 times already). There is no way I can see anything cute or good about them at this point.
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Corripuere|Hobbyist Artist
Birds can actually smell quite terrible if you don't clean up after them.  Not to mention, their feces is a breeding ground for disease carrying bacteria.  Also, there's always a reason.  Usually a result of human error...either someone not training their dog properly, or the dog runs away and becomes feral.

Mayhaps you should do some actual research on these animals before blindly hating them because of a few bad experiences.
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Actually dogs smell terrible no matter how often you clean them. You simply can't wash that out of them.

A single gram of dog waste can contain 23 million fecal coliform bacteria, which are known to cause cramps, diarrhea, intestinal illness, and serious kidney disorders in humans. EPA even estimates that two or three days’ worth of droppings from a population of about 100 dogs would contribute enough bacteria to temporarily close a bay, and all watershed areas within 20 miles of it, to swimming and shell fishing.

Dog feces are one of the most common carriers of the following diseases:

Whipworms
Hookworms
Roundworms
Tapeworms
Parvo
Corona
Giardiasis
Salmonellosis
Cryptosporidiosis
Campylobacteriosis

And as if that wouldn't be enough. They also eat and roll themselves in their own and other dogs shit and then enter your home, lay in your bed and lick your face.
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MegaB1tes|Student General Artist
I really like dogs ):
Military dogs are really good at going into the battle fields in the middle East though, and protecting homes.
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satanen's avatar
That's fine. I don't expect or demand anyone to agree. 
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MysticaSparkHolla|Hobbyist General Artist
Phew!Phew! And I was worried you'd resent someone like me, who's all polar opposite (me having a HUGE soft spot of adoring dogs). But I can understand you being off put by their grosser behaviors. Heck, the tone you express in disliking dogs, kinda sums up how I feel towards real-life human babies ands toddlers. *braces self for indignant replies from polar-opposite baby fanatics*
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satanen's avatar
Well, if everyone thinks the same all the time life will be so boring we better kill ourselves haha. 

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MegaB1tes|Student General Artist
We shall agree to disagree!
//Honestly, I do see your point about them being gross, I hate the fact that they eat puke and everything as well. It's off putting.//
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sparklysheep456's avatar
well then I don't like you 
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Nordic-Hatred|Hobbyist General Artist
Then you must not like me either......
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