Oh Doctor, I've been having such a awful day.
Do I really have to tell you all this ?
Whats that ? Jeeze Doc, you kids just can't seem to let this one go today can you.
So anyways, I've just been having such a bad couple of weeks you see.
I couldn't smile.
It's not just that, I couldn't laugh either
Try as I might, I couldn't laugh or smile, or sing and dance, or play or clap, or read and write, or sleep at night, or do any of theotherbloodyfuckingpointlessthingsthatseemtokeeptheshriekingbadmonstermenatbay !
And it was just suuuch a horrible thing for me
Because right at this time, there was the funniest little joke floating around this world of mine
Or better yet, I was the Joke. And my used to laugh, thought they admited it was a little cruel to us And all around, the world would gawk and stare and clap in delight !
Smiling and waving, and looking so fine !
While little ole me, was just down in the dumps
I asked my friends, I PLEADED with them ! Got down on my knees, and BEGGED them