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Statistic by sarcasmdog, literature

Statistic

A dog, tethered to a chain in the backyard, hangs herself on the metal wire she was attached to. A cat jumped the fence and was eventually poisoned. A rottweiler, left abandoned in a junkyard, dies of heat exhaustion and dehydration. They are statistics, a never ending line of animal cruelty. A desolate shelter, populated only by crying, starving animals, left in cages to fend for themselves. A home full of cats, stuck in squalor as their “owner” gets drunk, only to eventually torture some of them. A dog is beaten by an abusive ex-boyfriend of the girl who adopted him. Statistics. A tiger, forced to jump through hoops at threats

Legend Of Love by sarcasmdog, literature

Legend Of Love

They don’t know. They don’t know that after they are dead and gone, their story will spread. It will expand and grow, and become somewhat of a legend. People will whisper it like a ghost tale around campfires; children will be lulled to sleep by their parent’s soothing recollection of their tale. It will be infamous; the tale of the stray dog who learned to love, and the headstrong young girl who learned to accept change. Once they are gone, witnesses will come forth. Townsfolk, who saw the dog, never knew what he was under the layers of torn fur and bruised skin. The man who attacked her, who had the bite wound on his leg to

Any Other Way - AtLA by sarcasmdog, literature

Any Other Way - AtLA

Any Other Way The war is over, and Sokka is grateful for it. No more wandering around the world on a ten-ton bison with his sister, the Avatar, a blind Earthbender, and a winged lemur, trying to escape a psychotic prince and his even more psychotic sister, trying to end a war that has been going on for a century. No more living off the land and getting settled, only to leave in a few more days. No more meeting countless girls who he may or may not love, or might or might not love him back. He still thinks of Yue (oh yes, every day) and Suki (he wishes dearly he had gotten revenge on the trio of “dangerous ladies” who murdered her

running by sarcasmdog, literature

running

running running running. all she can do is run; from hunters, trappers, humans with guns and snarling dogs and traps in their sacks, luring her in, drawing her close, then BANG blackness. she flees every time, missing the gun, the icy cold teeth of the trap and the sting of a dog’s bite and warm blood; blood that gushes out, staining the ground, pouring everywhere. she pants, feet hitting the ground and she runs, runs, runs until she can see them no more when she looks back. she runs even more anyway, getting far, far away from them until the barking of coonhounds floats away and there is no more sharp crack of the gun. she is forced

Princesses and Knights by sarcasmdog, literature

Princesses and Knights

princesses and knights. And she needed no savior, and he needed no perfection. What little girl, stuck inside on a rainy day, has not imagined herself as a princess? In long, flowing robes of the finest silks, in dazzling pinks and blues? With a shining golden crown, and fancy jewelry, and embroidered slippers; with a castle that reaches to the heavens, with hundreds of rooms to explore, a lovely garden full of fully bloomed flowers, and a stable full of beautiful horses; and of course, with a prince. She wanted nothing more than a prince; a real one. Someone who would ride up on a midnight black steed, climb up to her window (which wa

I Love Her, She Loves Me Back by sarcasmdog, literature

I Love Her, She Loves Me Back

I love her, she loves me back. Death. Cold. Blood. The stench of a great battle fills my nostrils and I collapse to icy ground, feeling sharp rocks and twigs trying to dig into my skin. I am weak, tired, and alone. I am starved and beaten. My blood stains the ground red and I could curl up here, die, and no one would notice. I am a dog, and nothing more. To the two-legs, perhaps I am a stray? A runaway? Maybe I escaped from a cruel owner, or maybe I have been wild all my life. Whatever it is, they do not come near me. They see my filthy, tattered coat and my dull brown eyes, and they scream; they run, yelling “hide the children! Get th

Silent Plea by sarcasmdog, literature

Silent Plea

I am a dog I am not free Please listen to My silent plea My young life began In a run down, small shack My first owner was crazy Common sense he did lack My mother was beaten And the pups had no food Our life was terrible and Nothing was good We grew and we left All going to a new life Away from our troubles Our grievance and strife My next home was better Though humans had no time For taking care of me Not a terrible crime But, they too, then left me Out in bitter cold The wife got a new husband He said I was too old They got a new puppy And I was forced to roam Gone was the comfort Of my second home I was picked

The Mill by sarcasmdog, literature

The Mill

THE MILL My life… my life is hell… hell on earth. Hell is not fire. Hell is not ice. It does not have horrible demons and Satan, though the people are somewhat like it… Hell is a mill. A puppy mill. My life… It is a cage, the top of a stack of many… tiny, wobbling, toppling… It barely supports me, my mother, and my seven siblings. Food is nonexistent to my mother almost always… We feed on her milk; very little of it, since she is thin and undernourished… The wire floor is sharp and uncomfortable. No blankets, no pillows… We don’t go for walks; our muscles are cramped and waste falls to cag

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Shout It Out by sarcasmdog, visual art

Shout It Out

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About sarcasmdog

Artist // Literature

United States
Deviant for 14 years
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Current Residence: Under your bed.
Favourite genre of music: Everything that isn't obscene.
Operating System: Food.
Shell of choice: The ones you can hear the ocean in.
Skin of choice: Fuzzy fur.
Favourite cartoon character: Toph from Avatar.
Personal Quote: "Oh. Mah. Shu."

Favourite Movies

All Miyazaki movies.

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Nickelback.

Favourite Writers

Cornelia Funke.

Favourite Games

Nintendogs.

Favourite Gaming Platform

DS.

Tools of the Trade

Microsoft Word, pencil, and plenty of lined paper.

Other Interests

Dogs, writing, art, music, being a geek.

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sarcasmdog

Jan 6, 2008

Pleh.

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I hated that old journal. >__>

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sarcasmdog

Aug 18, 2007

i felt like doing this.

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Stolen from ~KaliPhantom (https://www.deviantart.com/kaliphantom) :bulletblue: I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. :bulletblue: I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. :bulletblue: I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. :bulletblue: I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. :bulletblue: I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. :bulletblue: I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. :bulletblue: I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. :bulletblue: I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. :bulletblue: I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. :bulletblue: I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Hehe, yeah.) :bulletblue: I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. :bulletblue: I'm an ATHEI

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sarcasmdog

Jul 21, 2007

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Dare to be stupid.

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