Dempsey: OO-FUCKING-RAH! I GET THE WUNDERWAFFLE!
Nikolai: Ok then. An AK47? I suppose it will do.
Takeo: My turn. Ha! I get a ray gun!
Richtoffen: All right. You had better not try to cheat me this time mystery box! NOOOOOOO! FUCK ME! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE FUCKING TEDDY BEAR?!!
Dempsey: Don't disappoint our YouTube viewers Richtoffen! This is a live game so you better not fuck this up!
Samantha: Miss me, Edward?
Richtoffen: NOOOOO! Stay back you evil witch!
Samantha: You created me. Now you will be destroyed by me. Fluffy! Bring him to me!
Takeo: Should we help him?
Dempsey: Fuck him. He's the reason we're even here in the first place.
Samantha: (As Richtoffen) I have take control of your body Edward. Before I kill you I am going to clean up whatever mess you have made.
Dempsey: Honestly, I like the new Richtoffen better.
Nikolai: Well, so much for getting 100,000+ views on our YouTube channel.
Dempsey: If we put a bullet in Richtoffen, then maybe Samantha will release us from this nightmare.
Nikolai: Or she might kill us too.
Takeo: It is a risk we must take. Even if she is in control of his body, there is a likelihood he will eventually purge her from his system.
Samantha: Don't fight it Edward. Embrace it. Face the consequences of your actions.
Dempsey: Hey Richtoffen!
Samantha: Goodbye Edward.
Richtoffen: (coughs up blood) Was it worth it? You could have joined me, but instead you chose to damn yourself to this fate.
Takeo: No. You made this choice. You will soon realize how foolish it is to twist fate.
Dempsey: Any last words?
Richtoffen: Ja. See you all in hell.
Dempsey: Is that all? (Pulls the trigger)
With Richtoffen dead and Samantha back inside her own body, Takeo, Dempsey and Nikolai all wake up inside her father's laboratory.
Dempsey: Does something seem off to you?
Nikolai: What do you mean?
Dempsey: It feels like we've been here before.
Nikolai: What?
Dempsey: I know we probably don't remember it, but... It's starting to come back to me.
Nikolai: Wait, where's Samantha?
Dempsey: I imagine she's upstairs in her bedroom.
Samantha: Hey Eddy, did you hear something?
Young Richtoffen: No. Why?
Samantha: Shhh! Someone's coming. Hide.
As Dempsey, Takeo, and Nikolai walk inside, they see five children in Samantha's bedroom.
Dempsey: Is that... Us?
Takeo: I believe so.
Dempsey: How come they don't see us?
Nikolai: Because we're dead.
Dempsey: It can't be. We're standing right here.
Takeo: Nikolai is right. When we killed Richtoffen we must have caused a paradox that makes it seem as if we never met. This is a memory of our childhood.
Samantha: Good. You made it.
Dempsey: What the hell is going on here? Why are we dead?
Samantha: You're not dead. At least, not completely. If you were then I would not be here either.
Nikolai: Then why are we here?
Samantha: Because I want to thank you for putting an end to Edward and his deluded schemes. I offer you a gift: Because you saved me, I will reunite you with your bodies. These children who you once were have yet to realize that they will one day save us from the undead. Your souls will return to your bodies, but you will have no recollection of what has happened. I just want you to remember one thing: Do not let Richtoffen twist fate once again. If you do, you may stay dead forever.
Moments later:
Samantha: Hey, Eddy, look who's here.
Richtoffen: Should I know you?
Dempsey: No. Maybe. You look familiar but I don't think we've met before.
Samantha: Who wants to play Black Ops: Zombies Mode?
Dempsey: Funny. That looks kind of like me. He even has the same name as me.
Richtoffen: That IS you, you dumkoff.
Dempsey: Didn't Samantha tell us something before we all came here?
Samantha: Fools. You didn't really think I would trust you did you?
Dempsey: Call it paranoia but I think she lured us into an elaborate trap!
Samantha: Prepare to face my army of the undead!
Round 1:
Dempsey: What happened to our weapons?
Nikolai: Hey! Over here. I found a mystery box!
Dempsey I sure hope this thing works in the real world.
Nikolai: It's booby-trapped. Every time we use it we get a teddy bear!
Dempsey: Ok. Let's knife them!
Round 2:
Nikolai: We have enough points to get a pistol.
Round 5:
Dempsey: Let's open the door.
Round 8:
Richtoffen: It would seem the only way to defeat the zombies is by killing Samantha.
Dempsey: All right then. Let's do it!
Richtoffen: WAIT! She's too powerful. We must find a way to drain her power first.
Dempsey: The Wunderwaffle! Man, I fucking love that gun!
Richtoffen: Yes, perhaps, but one won't be enough. To defeat her we'll all need one. Quickly! To Dr. Ludwig's Lab!
Round 10:
Richtoffen: We have one shot at this. Make it count.
With the combined power of all four weapons, Samantha's evil has been drained from her body. All the zombies die and Samantha is no longer possessed. Dr. Maxis walks into the room and sees his unconscious daughter in Dempsey's arms.
Dempsey: I'm sorry.
Maxis: Leave. Now.
Samantha: Wait. I'm okay.
Richtoffen: There's something I need to tell you. Your work is very important, but it must not fall into the hands of Group 935. They will use your research to create weapons of mass destruction just so the Furher himself will emerge victorious. We must stop them.
Maxis: Then go. Find them. And put an end to their evil plans once and for all!