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Film Version VS Comic Version by Sam-Lim Film Version VS Comic Version :iconsam-lim:Sam-Lim 11 15 Guess This Pun by Sam-Lim Guess This Pun :iconsam-lim:Sam-Lim 24 38 Sure Thing, Mom! by Sam-Lim Sure Thing, Mom! :iconsam-lim:Sam-Lim 18 20 No Thanks by Sam-Lim No Thanks :iconsam-lim:Sam-Lim 17 21
All I See Is Air
I look inside my fridge
But all I see is air
No junk food anymore
They're only filled with air
I see people walk by 
eating instant noodles
I have to turn my head 
until my stomach goes
I see shelves of junk food
but they're all filled with air
My money and my love
Can't be seen anywhere
I see people turn their heads 
and quickly look away
No one cares if I'm hungry
'Cause it happens every day
I look inside my fridge
But all I see is air
No junk food anymore
They're only filled with air
Maybe then I'll fade away
and not have to face the facts
It's not easy to be hungry
when people call me fat
No more will my small fridge
finally become full
I could not foresee
hunger happening to you
If I look hard enough
into the setting sun
My Dude will buy me food
before the morning comes
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I Got No Food
I got no food
I got no food to eat
I got no food to eat and I can't go and buy
And I'm regretting having memories 
of food my friends all used to eat
Beside me before they left me to die
And I know this is
I know this is the truth
'Cause I've been starving myself oh so many times
They're selling nothing at the canteen stalls
So what else am I waiting for?
Waiting for the bell of break time just to chime
Turned my YouTube on, to stay up 'til dawn
I'm still starving and my life's on the line
Asked my mom for food, but she said she's done
This nightmare just repeats itself every time
Got to keep my calm, and carry on
Hold on just until the sunlight shines
But I'm not so strong, my hunger's not gone
I've told my mom but she said it's not time
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Mirror Mirror On The Wall
Mirror mirror on the wall,
when will I learn not to fall?
When will it finally hit me,
that we were never meant to be?
Mirror mirror on the wall,
should I drown myself in alcohol?
I know that love comes and goes,
But I really don't want to die alone.
Mirror mirror on the wall,
why do I feel lonely in my halls?
Why do I feel like an isolated star?
Why does everything seem so far?
Mirror mirror on the wall,
should I be brave and make the call?
Do you think he'll answer me?
Or should I just leave him be?
Mirror mirror on the wall,
who's the fairest of them all?
Hang on, you don't need to tell me.
Because to me the answer is him.
Mirror mirror on the wall,
is falling in love in your protocol?
He's always stuck inside my head,
and no more tears are ever shed.
Mirror mirror on the wall,
would you shut up about my cholesterol?
I can eat as much food as I like,
because food, my friend... my life.
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She said I've never given her a card in like...10 years, so I hope to get her one and write some cute stuff inside it!

Plus a postcard on DeviantArt costs like...2000, because of 800 points of shipping fee! 800 POINTS?! *screams*

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Girl: "I love Tokyo Ghoul, it's the one thing you can't make a pun with."
Me: "I bet I KEN."
Her: *sighs*
Teacher: "What? You're not making puns this time?"
Me: "Are you gonna punish me if I did?"
Teacher: "...You never let me down."
Boy: "A man who drinks alcohol is an alcoholic."
Me: "...Okay."
Him: "What do you call a man that drinks lots of Fanta?"
Me: "...Fantastic?"
Him: "..."
Dude: "What does Spider-Man say to the potato?"
Me: "...What?"
Him: "Mr. Starch, I don't feel so good."
Dude: "What do you look for in a boyfriend?"
Me: "...The boyfriend has to kill the spider."
Him: *sweats nervously*
Brother: "Sis? Do we have a 4th of July in Malaysia?"
Me: *brings out calendar*
Me: "...How many times do I have to tell you how we go from the 3rd of July to the 5th?"
Dude: "You're flat."
Me: "...Then I'll make a great flatmate."
In my school, lesbians can hug each other, gays can hug each other, teachers can hug each other, but straights have to be one meter apart and have no contact. 
Brother: "Why don't I have a girlfriend?"
Me: *hands him a mirror*…
I got a quiz for you guys, feel free to do it if you want.
Me: *lets my husky wear a 100% cotton shirt*
Mom: "What are you doing to the dog this time?"
Me: "Look, he's a wolf in sheep's clothing."
Mom: "..."
Mom: *sighs*
Brother: "Sis, pass me the thickest book from my bag."
Me: "...Finally studying?"
Him: "No, there's a spider."
Me: "What if the Infinity Gauntlet didn't work?"
Dude: "I don't know, probably-"
Me: "...Oh, snap."
Him: "..."
Him: *face-palms*
Me: *leaving aunt's house*
Aunt: "Sam, why is my cat in your bag?"
Me: "..."
Me: "I guess I have to let the cat out of the bag now, right?"
Me: "Did you watch Markimoo's recent Amnesia playthrough?"
Dude: "No, I forgot."
Me: "..."
Him: "Get it? Forgot? Amnesia?"
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My mom: "..."
My mom: "...Did she win?"
Dude: "I can't really differentiate sounds anymore."
Me: "That's 'cause your deaf."
Him: "What?"
Ask me anything in the comments! 
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Me: "No."
Him: "But I haven't said anyth-"
Me: "NO."
My mom forced me to take a Buzzfeed quiz on the first letter of my soulmate's name based on some weird questions...
Now I'm forced to avoid anyone who has T as the first letter in their name...


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I am a sassy and sarcastic 17 year old girl, you can call me Sam.
Sammy works too.
I am currently jobless, and writing is not gonna bring much into my life.
And yes, I speak a lot of languages.
Even though I don't originate from those countries.
If I'm taking too long to reply, just Google what time it is in Malaysia, and you could probably guess why.
I play video games, mostly survival horror and adventure kind, or The Evil Within/Psycho Break. And I'm a huge anime fan...
Marvel and DC fan, I enjoy all their movies...XD
I'm kind of an artist...or...cartoonist, really. I am really bad at drawing.
I am also a writer, a good one, I might say.
And I make memes, or I just repost them from Tumblr.
And puns.

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[ ] You carry a mirror everywhere. 
[ ] You carry beauty supplies everywhere.
[ ] You put others down. 
[ ] You flaunt or brag about yourself. 
[ ] The only topic that interests you is you. 
[ ] You don't listen to others problems.
[ ] You wear booty shorts. 
[ ] You wear makeup. 
[x] You enjoy attention. (but not unwanted attention...)
[x] You like to do things YOUR way and YOUR way only. 
Result: 2

[x] You feel negative about your body image. 
[x] You don't have a lot of money. 
[x] You don't have good grades. 
[x] You're insecure.
[x] Your living conditions aren't the best.
[ ] You cry a lot.
[ ] You are bullied.
[ ] You've never been in a real relationship or have been in a bad one. 
[ ] You don't attract all the girls/boys. 
[ ] You think everyone else has better things. 
Result: 5

[ ] You eat a lot. (I want to)
[ ] You always get more than what you need.
[x] You always have snacks around your house.
[x] You drink a lot. (...water?)
[ ] You always have a granola bar or something in your purse.
[ ] You hide food. 
[ ] You binge-eat. 
[x] You are normally warm. 
[ ] You can crack a lot of your bones. 
[∞] You often say, "I'm starving...
Result: 4 + ∞

[ ] You are very sexually active. 
[ ] You have had three or more girlfriends/boyfriends.
[ ] You wear matching underwear.
[ ] You wear a lot of makeup.
[ ] You have fetishes. 
[x] You have looked up porn. (Dude made me...IMing: Cry
[x] You are a fan of Yaoi/Yuri. (Anyone watch YAOI On Ice?stare grin)
[x] You have '"fantasized". (cough)
Result:  3

[ ] You have not had a real relationship.
[ ] You go to anger management classes/used to.
[ ] You have to take special pills.
[ ] You are aggressive. 
[∞] You hate someone. 
[x] You have hurt someone - physically or mentally.
[x] You back-talk people.  
[ ] You have gotten detention before.
[x] You get into fights - verbal or physical.
[x] You are strong. 
Result: 4 + ∞

[x] You often buy things. 
[x] You often WANT instead of NEED.
[ ] You have expensive things.
[ ] You put yourself before others. 
[ ] You can tend to be a little rude. 
[ ] You don't try to save money. 
[ ] You own more than two cars. 
[ ] You own more than two credit cards.
[ ] You always have to look the best.
Result: 2

[x] You don't do gym in school/ don't try in gym. 
[x] You don't have the best grades. 
[x] You procrastinate. 
[ ] You go to bed at ten p.m. (No, I go at 12:30 a.m.Stare Sweat Emote)
[x] You often take naps. 
[ ] You fall asleep in classes.
[x] You're often called lazy. 
[x] You don't participate in class. (no one wants to hear my voice anyway :XD:)
[ ] You do the minimum amount of work. 
[x] You seldom go to church. ('Cause I'm not Christian)
Result: 7

Well, don't count the infinity ones, and the results show...




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Sam-Lim Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Professional Writer
me likey
Sam-Lim Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Professional Writer…
No probs, here's something for you ^^
ricegumisugly99 Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Oh boy, that was dark..... XD Imagine if they literally added the ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ theme.
Sam-Lim Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Professional Writer
You're welcome! 
Sam-Lim Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2018  Professional Writer
Anytime! Meow :3 
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