I get thirsty and my fangs grow.

I start looking for a soft place to land before I tumble.

I think about what I had for lunch, because in a few seconds everyone is going to see it.

I calmly assess the injury and my first aid training kicks in like I am a medi-bot.

Nothing happens, I am too aloof to be fazed by bodily juices.

Other, Let me tell you about it!