Dr. Evangiline: i wish the world would come to shit one day o.o i would like to kill someone....
Dr. Cthulhu5167: yeah
Dr. Cthulhu5167 rips out your organs and devours them slowly
Dr. Evangiline: especially eian >:l since he lives across the street he will be the first i kill o.e and wtf!? lmao
Dr. Cthulhu5167: yus
Dr. Evangiline: then the next will be caitlyn reice for being an ass to me in elementary then! i will kill all emo haters >:L yes yes i shall do it in that exact order
Dr. Cthulhu5167: Then I will blow your head off with a shot gun
Dr. Evangiline: >
Dr. Cthulhu5167: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Dr. Evangiline: then my ghost will haunt your house with japanese rock music HA!
Dr. Cthulhu5167: That sounds nice
yea bitch lol
Dr. Cthulhu5167: And then I will call ghost busters and then they will capture you and take you away
Dr. Evangiline: nothing can contain meh ghost o.o i shall kill all the ghost busters
Dr. Cthulhu5167: Have you ever seen ghost busters?
Dr. Evangiline: WILL MAKE THERE EARS BLEED FROM MUSIC AND THEN RIP THERE EYES OUT o.o yes ive seen the movie thats it
Dr. Cthulhu5167: well, I will then suck you up into a vacuum then scrap the vacuum and then you will be gone
Dr. Evangiline: >.>
Dr. Cthulhu5167: in case you have not noticed i always win
Dr. Evangiline: never....
Dr. Cthulhu5167: and then I will cast a spell and send your soul back to Hell
Dr. Evangiline: good i would like hell >
Dr. Cthulhu5167: but it still means I will win seeing as how I am free of you and your rain of terror has ended
Dr. Evangiline: how do you know i wont send demons to kill you? -evil smile-
Dr. Cthulhu5167: Because I will have charms to keep away demons and whatever demon you send I will befriend and use them as my own personal assistants
Dr. Evangiline: the n i will send more to ocupy the shell of a mortal to become your friend and then kill you in yoursleep one night
Dr. Cthulhu5167: I will have no friends. I will never leave my house
Dr. Evangiline: then they will be waiting..... you will run out of food somepoint and you will die of natural causes or by my demons O.O
Dr. Cthulhu5167: i said i shall befriend any demon so then they will bring me food
Dr. Evangiline: then i will send a better demon to kill the first one!
Dr. Cthulhu5167: i will persuade that demon not to kill the fist one and have him work for me
Dr. Evangiline: jesus christ i will send a hole army to kill you even satan himself who will become my husband!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would love to be the bride of satan i wonder what it would be like o.o
Dr. Cthulhu5167: I will bargain with Satan and tell him to leave me be
Dr. Evangiline: so you would sell your soul o.o thats not a good idea
Dr. Cthulhu5167: The thing is... I have no soul. And I said bargain not sell my soul
Dr. Evangiline: then what would you bargain with the akuma O.o there is nothing to bargain if you dont have a soul?
Dr. Cthulhu5167: Every saturday and tuesday he will come over and pllay video games with me and I shall pre-order him the next Half-Life BITCH
Dr. Evangiline: akuma is to busy for half life!
Dr. Cthulhu5167: NOBODY IS TOO BUSY FOR HALF-LIFE!!! AH HAHAHAHA
Dr. Evangiline: HE IS BITCH! HE HAS DEMONS TO TAKE CARE OF!
Dr. Cthulhu5167: SATURDAYS AND TUESDAYS ARE HIS DAYS OFF!
Dr. Evangiline: no there not!
Dr. Cthulhu5167: YES THEY ARE! He would be like "aw hey man that's pretty cool, I'm gonna re-scedual my work days so I can play Half-Life"
Dr. Evangiline: o.e never! i will not let that happen
Dr. Cthulhu5167: But it will cuz he'll be like "step off bitch"
Dr. Evangiline: oh and just decided i would have another daughter named azrael and idc akuma will go to your house and play half life and i will be with him i never leave his side O.O
Dr. Cthulhu5167: Ok, you ma play Half-Life with us. But you must agree to a truce
Dr. Cthulhu5167: may*
Dr. Evangiline: fine........
Dr. Evangiline: its a deal
Dr. Cthulhu5167: it has been settled
Dr. Cthulhu5167: see you saturday and tuesday in a couple years!
Dr. Evangiline: ok
Dr. Evangiline: lmao
Dr. Cthulhu5167: Oh and btw my house will be located on the back of the Great Cthulhu
Best conversation EVER