Hello! I'm a Creative Domestic Engineer Specialist. Yep, that's a nice fancy term I made up and gave to myself. Definition: "stay at home mom who makes things". I am Mother to one very smart little year old boy and Wife to one hardworking man. I love to create things for others. I sew, paint, draw, photoshop, sculpt, you name it, I've probably done it. There's just so much I enjoy doing, I can't list it all, but I LOATHE doing the dishes.

"The washing of dishes does seem to me the most absurd and unsatisfactory business that I ever undertook. If, when once washed, they would remain clean for ever and ever (which they ought in all reason to do, considering how much trouble it is,) there would be less occasion to grumble; but no sooner is it done, than it requires to be done again. On the whole, I have come to the resolution not to use more than one dish at each meal." -- Nathaniel Hawthorne (1844), while Mrs. Hawthorne was away.

"Some people are like white crayons, they only colour on certain paper." - Me