Captain Peteratu Blood

No, dis ain't Piratu (Argh!), the scourge o' th' devart seas; Piratu (Argh!) ain't th' only Raturian pirate. Piratu (Argh!) hates Peteratu Blood, considerin' 'im naught more 'an a posh poser pirate. In reality it's prolly jus' jealousy; while piracy be a mighty lucrative venture for Peteratu, Piratu (Argh!) could ne'er afford such a mighty fine leather jacket. Argh!