Total Drama: Oh Al-kula

Total Drama: Oh Al-kula

A Short Total Drama Halloween Tale

Written by Sabreleopard (That’s me, of course)

(It was six o’clock, at a stormy and windy night in slightly barren-looking woodland, bare of their leaves, with lightning flashing about. A car then appeared, driving upon the road. Inside it were Cody and Sierra. Sierra was excited about their break together, while Cody, tired from driving all day, was struggling to keep his eyes on the road despite his eyes urging to shut.)

Sierra: (Excited) “Oh, this is so exciting, Cody! Just wait until we get to the Comic-Con in Toronto! Thanks for giving me the ride. I can’t believe you’ve got your driver’s license.”

Cody: (Gives a slight yawn, trying to keep his eyes on the road) “Yeah, I know. Just got them a month ago, though I only had been driving with my parents. But this is my first time, not only driving without them, but with someone else. Hope you don’t mind me asking, but why did you ask me to take you on this road trip again?”

Sierra: “Because you agreed on coming to this TV and Comic Fan Con even with me, silly.”

Cody: “Oh, right. Now I remember, you wouldn’t stop bugging me about going there with you and then you bribed me with your snicker doodles, which were pretty good by the way.”

Sierra: “I know, right? Of course, it’s true that everyone loves snicker doodles. I knew they worked like a charm and here we are, together! Don’t worry, Cody-kins! I have plenty more where I got them from. So if you need your boost of energy, I have some right in store.”

Cody: “Okay, well that’s good since I need to keep my eyes on the road and I also need to be careful of the storm. And you can stop calling me Cody-kins. You know we’re just friends, right?”

Sierra: (Sighs, feeling slightly down) “Of course, I remember. Right, sorry. But I do want us to be together and I just want to cuddle and hug you since you’ve been through a lot…” (Her hands inching towards Cody)

Cody: (Aware of Sierra’s hands looming over) “Well, not while I’m driving. I don’t want us to get caught in an accident.”

Sierra: “Just one hug, please! One never hurt.” (Slowly wraps her arms around Cody)

Cody: (Worried and a little annoyed) “Sierra! I said not while I’m driving!”

(Thunder roared as a lightning bolt suddenly struck a tree that was a few paces ahead of Cody’s car. The tree then starts to break from the ground and topple over the road. As Cody struggles to get Sierra off of him, both he and Sierra saw the tree falling over the road in front of them and screamed as Cody tried to steer from the tree as it smashed on the road and went off the road. Cody tried to hit the brakes, only for the car to hit another tree. Luckily, it wasn’t enough to have the air bags pop out. Cody and Sierra sigh with relief.)

Sierra: (Wraps her arms around Cody, concerned) “Are you alright, my little Cody-kins? That was intense!” (To the tree, annoyed) “Bad tree! Nobody scares my Cody like that!”

Cody: (Shoves Sierra’s arms off him) “I’m fine, Sierra. That was close, but you shouldn’t smother me while I’m driving, that could’ve got both of us hurt or worse. Besides, what did I say about hugging me while I’m driving?”

Sierra: “Sorry, I just got worried. So, let’s continue on to the TV and Comic Fan Con, shall we? I’m already looking forward to our selfies together!”

Cody: (Looks up at the sky, nervous) “Actually, Sierra, I think it’s too dangerous to keep on toward the event. Trees are falling down everywhere and there is that thunderstorm. I think we should find some place close to spend the night.”

Sierra: (Looks all and about until…) “How about we stay at a castle on the hill for the night?”

Cody: (Raises an eyebrow) “Huh?”

Sierra: (Points ahead, behind Cody) “A big castle, right there on a hill.”

(Cody turns to see a large, dark castle on a hill, which really looks like a dangerously zig-zagged path upwards.)

Cody: (Gulps in fright) “Uh, right. We guess we could stop at somewhere for the night. Better than nowhere, I guess…”

Sierra: (Excited, grabs Cody, hugging him) “Great! It’ll be our night together!” (Cody moans in despair)

(Cody and Sierra drive up to the castle, with Cody being careful not to stir off the path. They eventually make it, parking the car on one side of the driveway. As they get out, Cody tries straightening his back, with a crack causing him to winch in pain. The two then appear at the door, with Cody knocked on the door with the handle a couple of times before the door was answered. One piece of the door opened and an eye appeared, glaring at Cody.)

???: “Who is this and what do you want in this time of the night? If you’re thinking about selling me something or signing me up for anything, forget it. I’m simply not interested.”

Sierra: “We just wanted somewhere safe to get away from the storm.”

???: (Sounding suddenly friendly) “Oh yes, of course! Sorry for the misunderstanding. Why didn’t you say so, please do come in.”

(The door piece closes and the entire door opens, making way for the two new guests.)

???: “Adelante, amigos! And I mean that as in ‘come in,’ and in the most friendly and hospitable way.”

(The door then opens automatically, letting Sierra walk inside. Cody follows, but the door then closes on him.)

Cody: (Indignant) “Hey!” (Pushes against the door with all his might. When it didn’t work, he then backs up and charges at the door, forcefully opening it while making his way inside.)

(Inside the castle, Cody and Sierra look all around to see it looked rather ancient and slightly creepy-looking, with candles lit all around and a few spider webs in a few corners. A figure, one that seems rather familiar, suddenly approaches the pair, with his cape covering his face, save for the eyes.)

Cody: (To the figure) “Huh? Al? As in Alejandro? You run this place?”

Alejandro: “Though I shall not be called Al, you may know me by Alejandro, but at this place and time of night, I am known as Count Al-kula, as my family line was a companion to that of Romanian loyalty, not that I count things,” (Eyes Sierra with a sinister stare) “Except some guests that come for dinner.”

Sierra: (Nervously gulps, to Cody) “I’ve got a bad feeling about this, Cody.”

Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula): (To the two, friendly) “Feel free to spend the night in my, eh, as you may call it, hotel.”

Sierra: “Hotel? HA! That’s a laugh! If this is a hotel and not just some creepy castle, where’s the sign?”

Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula): “Ah yes, since you’ve asked.” (Pulls out a sign that says “Al-kula Hotel’ and ‘free stay.’) “Any other questions you’d like to ask?

Cody: (To Sierra) “Don’t worry, Sierra. This maybe Alejandro, but we’re not competing. Besides, you gotta admit, this is a pretty cool castle hotel. Gwen would love to see this. Funny though, I don’t see Heather around.” (To Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula)) “So, where is Heather these days? Are you two together or something?”

Sierra: (To Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula), glaring) “Yeah, what happened to her? What did you do to her?”

Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula): “Ah, yes. Well, Heather was down with a cold and had to step out for the night to get well again soon.” (Picks one of his teeth with a toothpick, causing Sierra to gasp in horror) “Forgive me though, I must cut to the chase. You two will have to share a room,” (Peers close to Sierra with sinister eyes) “but not for long.” (Takes the lead) “Follow me.”

(Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula) leads Cody and Sierra to their room. Cody peers at the room and frowns.)

Cody: (Slightly disappointed) “Aw man! Just one bed?!” (Enters the room)

Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula) “You want a single of your own? No problem! That can be arranged…!” (Moves close to Sierra and opens his mouth to expose sharp, pointed teeth as he gave a sinister hiss) “Come, my tasty Senorita! Why don’t you let me show you the place, starting with the dining hall?”

Sierra: (Sees Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula)’s fangs and shrieks in terror) “EEK! Vampire! You’re a vampire!” (Runs past the host as quick as she can, into the room) “Save me, Cody!” (Slams the door on Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula).)

Cody: (Opens the door, to Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula)) “Don’t mind her. We just got into a havoc back in the woods and it’s just the storm, like we said. Plus, we’re just friends. We’re not dating, she only dragged me along to get to this TV and Comic Fan Con. Again, not boyfriend and girlfriend, we’re just friends! Just for you to know.” (Closes the door).

Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula): “This’ll be harder than I thought.”

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(An hour later, Cody and Sierra were getting used to the room they have to share for the night. As of now, Cody was waiting for his turn with the bathroom while Sierra was singing a song from Total Drama World Tour.)

Cody: (Knocks on the door, trying his best to keep his patience as he moans) “Sierra, are you done yet? I’m just warning you, you better have saved some hot water for me. I don’t want a cold shower, okay?”

(The water stops as Sierra could be heard humming and opens the door.)

Sierra: (To Cody, cheery) “All yours, Cody and yes, I’ve saved you some hot water. Can’t let my Cody bear go to bed cold. Enjoy as much hot water you want.” (Then shrieks and jumps out of sudden fright) “EEEH! Oh no!” (Runs over to the window as a concerned Cody looks on and slams it shut.)

Cody: (Runs to the window, to Sierra) “Hey, hey! Hold on, Sierra! I’d prefer the window to stay open! I don’t want to sleep in a stuffy room!” (Opens the window.)

Sierra: (Closes the window) “I’m sorry, Cody. I can’t allow a risk! There’s a vampire around this place. You want him to come in and get us?!”

Cody: (Annoyed) “Vampire, Shampire! Sierra, it’s just the atmosphere of the place. You’re imagining things. You should know better than to believe vampires exist.” (Opens the window.)

(Sierra then closes the window, prompting Cody to open the window, and thus causing a fight over the window, closing and opening the window. This lasted for a few minutes until Cody opens the window and grabs a long and firm stick, holding the window opened.)

Cody: (To Sierra) “I’m taking my turn in the bathroom and I want this window to remain opened when I get out, alright?”

Sierra: (Sighs in defeat) “Alright. Whatever you say, Cody-kins.”

Cody: “Good! Glad we understand each other. I won’t be long.” (Heads into the bathroom.)

(Sierra then hears wings flapping and turns to see, to her horror, a big vampire bat that is actually Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula) with a sinister smile, flapping close to her. Sierra shrieks.)

Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula): “It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it’s Al-kula!” (Gives a malicious laugh as he closes in.)

Sierra: (Shrieks with fright) “EEEEEH! Get away from me and my Cody-kins, Al!” (Yanks the stick from the window, causing it to fall shut, catching Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula) by the neck. )

Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula): “OW!” (To Sierra, trying to pry his head closer, annoyed) “Just you wait when I get my fangs on you…” (Sierra whacks him on the head before running away. Jerks away in pain.) “Ah-ah-YA-OW!”

Sierra: (Runs to the bathroom door, banging on it desperately) “HELP! Cody, help me! SAVE ME!”

Cody: “Do you mind, Sierra? I’m flossing!”

(Sierra turns to see a painting portrait of Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula) on the wall next to the bathroom. The painting then moves as it turns out Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula) was in it, giving Sierra a sadistic look.)

Alejandro (aka Count Al-kula): (Sings with a sinister tune) “Ah, this is how we will end it! This game we had played! Yeah, this is how we will end it! Your bill must be paid!”

Sierra: (Gasps and screams with horror and bangs harder on the door) “HELP!” (The door then opens, causing Sierra to accidentally crash into Cody as he was about to exit the bathroom, with them both tumbling into the bathroom.)

Cody: (To Sierra, slightly annoyed as he gets up) “Now what is it, Sierra?”

Sierra: (Gets up, panicking) “That painting on the wall, it was that vampire, Alejandro! He was in it, I swear!”

(The two got out of the bathroom and walked over to the painting next to the bathroom door.)

Cody: (To Sierra) “That is just a painting. Honestly, Sierra, does it look like it’s moving to you? It’s just a painted picture on the wall and they can’t move or do anything. You should know that. Here, I’ll show you.” (Grabs hold of the painting and slams it into the wall four times before putting it back on it, with Alejandro now with his face smashed and crinkled. To Sierra) “See?” (Marches off) “I’m going to bed.”

(Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) was still actually on the painting and now has his face beaten and ruined as he moans in pain.)

Cody: (Approaches what looks to be a coffin, pulls the string down and the coffin turns into a bed, and then climbs onto the bed) “If you'll excuse me, I’m tired and now getting some shut-eye.”

Sierra: (To Cody, worried) “But that vampire is still out there and he’s our host who wants to suck our blood out!”

Cody: (Annoyed) “I know Al maybe a jerk-hole, but I doubt he’d be that perverted to disturb our alone-time. Now please let’s get some sleep.” (Tucks himself in, while Sierra slowly climbed in and tucks herself in.)

(When the two tucked themselves in the bed, Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) peeks out from behind their bed with a sadistic grin on his face. He chuckles and licks his fangs with glee as he snakes his mouth close to Sierra’s neck. Unfortunately for him though, Sierra was still awake when she heard him and saw his jaws close to her neck. Sierra screams, startling Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) and waking up Cody, scaring him. The two jumped out of bed, screaming, and ran from the bed, while Alejandro stumbles into the bed, which closes upon him and turns back into a coffin. The two calm down, with Cody giving Sierra a glare as she grins apologetically. An hour later passed with the room filled with rope being set all over the place. Cody sets up the loop near the bed.)

Cody: “There! Now there’s no way a vampire can get in here through my vampire trap. You’re okay, now?”

Sierra: “Oh, yes I am now!” (Hugs Cody) “Thank you, Cody-kins! I knew you’d protect me.”

Cody: (Frees himself from Sierra’s hug) “Yeah, yeah. Now let’s get to sleep. Night.” (Turns off the light. However, Sierra turns back on the light, waking him up. Annoyed.) “Okay, now what is it?”

Sierra: “Sorry, but I’m thirsty. Would you do me a favor and get me a glass of water?”

Cody: (Gives a slight moan of annoyance, then sighs) “Alright, fine then. One glass of water coming right u…” (Gets out of the bed, but unfortunately steps into his own trap, triggering it as it pulls him all over the room as he screams in shock, until it pulls him into the closet, with the door closing on him.)

Sierra: (Worried) “Cody! Are you alright in there?”

(With that going on, Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) had turned into his bat form and managed to sneak himself in the two’s room. He swoops over to Sierra and perches on the bed next to her.)

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): (To Sierra, licking his fangs) “Hello, Senorita! Now, where were we? Oh yeah, We were about to have a midnight snack, that being you!”

Sierra: (Sees the vampire and screams, swatting at Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula), missing him) “Get away from me, Al!”

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): (Offended) “How dare you! That’s Count Al-Kula to you!”

Sierra: (Jumps from the bed and running for her life as Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) flies after her) “Help me! Help me! AAAAHHH! Help me! HELP ME!” (Runs towards the closet) “Cody, SAVE ME!” (Turns and sees Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) closing in and she’s frightened.)

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): (Grins with malice) “Ah-Haha! I have you now! Ah-Ha-“ (The closet door suddenly opens and swats him away from Sierra. Screams) “YEE-AAAAAAAH-OOOOW!”

(Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) crashes into some stuff as Cody steps out of the closet. However, he did not see Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula), but is now more annoyed with Sierra as he glares at her.)

Sierra: “Cody, you’re okay!”

Cody: (To Sierra, angry and stern) “Yeah, no thanks to you! I told you setting a trap near my side of the bed was a bad idea, but no! You said this vampire will be at either side and you had to have me choose my side to set the trap. Well, I see no vampire, because there is NO vampire here! I am tired and now bruising. I just want to sleep for the night! And I’m sick of this vampire nonsense, more than how I’m tired of you invading my personal space! I think we should sleep separate tonight!”

Sierra: (Shocked) “Wait, you don’t mean…”

Cody: “Yes, I’m serious! I think we should sleep separate tonight! I’m having the bed tonight, if you don’t mind. You can have the couch, that way you can get out and move around over there for all I care! I just want to have my sleep tonight! Isn’t that hard to ask?!”

Sierra: (Tearing up) “Okay, as you wish. I’m sorry! I’m fine with the couch. Anything for you… (Starting to sob) “Cody-kins!” (Sobs as she made her way to the couch, taking a blanket and tucking herself in.)

Cody: (Calms down and tucks himself in the bed. To Sierra) “I’m sorry if I yelled at you. I’m just tired. We’ll be out of here in the morning. Good night.”

Sierra: (Sobs under the cover. To herself, murmuring) “What am I doing?! I can’t be crying all night and waking up looking like this. What will Cody think if he sees me as this? I’ll have to wash my face.” (Gets off from the couch, then heads to the bed and pulls out a wig of her hair, placing it near a sleeping Cody) “At least he’ll have something to think about me with.” (Heads towards the bathroom and goes in to wash her face off the tears.)

(As Cody falls asleep peacefully, Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula), appears above the bed, having had to wait for silence to fill the room and for his unsuspecting guests to settle down.)

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): (Giving a sinister smile) “Ah, yes! Finally, they are asleep.” (Sees Sierra’s wig next to Cody, his cold, malevolent, beady eyes fixated on it) “Aww, how cute! The fan girl thinks she could hide from me, behind her little ‘boy-friend.’ I have to say, I recommend her effort, but that’s not enough. She needs to try harder than that.” (Descend to the bed, next to the side where Sierra’s wig is.) “I bet she tastes like cotton candy, one of my favorite childhood treats.” (Creeps on the bed with great stealth and grabs hold of the cover, ready to strip it off, then opens his mouth.) “Ah! Hello, sweetie. Come to Papa Al-Kula!”

(After having done her business, Sierra opens the door to exit the bathroom when Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) quickly pulls the cover and takes a huge bite of who he thought was his targeted victim. He, however, starts to spit the taste out in disgust.)

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): (Disgusted) “Yuck! Pa-Tooey! EW! I’ve never tasted a girl with such a slight hint of even the smallest amount of masculinity! What kind of girl is this?!”

Sierra: (Sees what happened and screams in horror) “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! CODY! NO!”

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): (Turns and sees Sierra at the bathroom. Shocked) “What the-?! You were in the bathroom this whole time?! How did I not know?!”

Sierra: (To Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula)) “You monster! You brute! How could you?! You bit my Cody!”

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): (Confused) “Who…?” (Sees the wig on an arm, which wasn’t Sierra’s arm. Shocked) “What?! It was just a wig all this time! I must’ve been tricked! And whose arm did I just bite…?”

Cody: (Having felt the bite and heard the commotion, gets up and confronts Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula), angry) “That really hurt!”

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): (Smiles and chuckles nervously and apologetically, patting Cody’s arm, realizing his mistake) “Hehehe, oops! Sorry, amigo!” (Quickly takes off.)

Sierra: (To Cody) “There! You saw him! I told you he was a vampire!”

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): (Runs to a lever) “That maybe, but now I’m going to show you the inside of my dungeon, there you both will never get out! Hahaha! Muahahahahahahaha!” (Pulls the lever with a smug expression, unaware that he was standing on the trapdoor, which opened underneath him, Taking him down to the said destination as he shouted in surprise. There followed a crash.) “Ah, curses!”

(Meanwhile, Cody felt his arm hurt on the part where Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) bit him and was trying to sooth it down, feeling the pain. Sierra approached and saw the bite mark on Cody’s arm.)

Sierra: (Horrified) “Oh no! He bit you! I knew that would happen! I’m sorry, Cody!”

Cody: “Do I need a tendon shot or a rabies shot?”

Sierra: “No, but, as legend says, you turn into a vampire forever, unless we can lift the vampire’s curse!”

Cody: (Yelps in fright, becoming more worried) “I can’t have the vampire’s curse! It’s not included to my ‘get girls quick’ schemes or my medical benefits! Look, Sierra, I’m sorry I didn’t believe you! But you seem to know this stuff, please help me!”

Sierra: “I was hurt that you didn’t believe me and that you wanted me to sleep far from you, but I forgive you. Yes, anything for my Cody-kins!” (Proceeds to hug Cody, only for Cody to stop her.)

Cody: “Great to hear, but you shouldn’t get to close to me. Who knows when I turn into a vampire? I might eat you if that happens. So we should do it quick!”

Sierra: (Sighs with slight disappointment) “Aww, alright!” (Then giggles a whisper) “Maybe later then!”

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(Later, Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) is resting in his coffin in his liar. Cody and Sierra managed to find his liar and brought a hammer and a stake.)

Cody: (Scared) “This is insane!”

Sierra: “Don’t worry, I seen it in movies. All we have to do is drive that stake into his heart then the curse will be lifted.”

(The two approach the coffin, with Cody biting his nails out of fright before he held the stake in position as Sierra preparing to slam the hammer down on it. Suddenly, the coffin door slams open on them as Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) rises out of the coffin stretching and giving a short yawn.)

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): (Chuckles smugly) “Ahaha! Nice try, my guests! But I knew you were coming by your scent. You’d have to try harder than that. Then again, time to be a bat!” (Transform into a bat.)

Sierra: (Laughs and mocks Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula)) “Aw, even as a vampire, he’s still just a cute little batty! Haha!”

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): (Flies to Sierra, eying her menacingly and causing her to lose her nerve) “Cute, eh? I’ll show you who’s cute!” (Hovers over Cody and Sierra, who yelp in fright as they start to run. Flies after them) “Now get back here, you two. I’m not done yet, for I still have more for you both!”

(Cody and Sierra scream as they both run for their lives.)

Sierra: “Wait, I remember that sunlight can kill a vampire.” (Both she and Cody stop running, skidding to a halt.)

Cody: “Why didn’t you say so? You’re a genius, Sierra!” (Sierra blushes. He then pulls out a folded up package, unfolds it, causing it to turn into a suntan saloon tent. He and Sierra went in, with Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) following them.)

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): (Follows Cody and Sierra to the tent and stops to reads the sign) “Suntan saloon.”  (Enters inside, becoming slightly suspicious. Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) looks around and stops, gasping in surprise) “What the-?!”

(All around was a setting that looked like a beach, except with some of the bushes looking like salon chairs. There was Cody, dressed like he was in a vacation in Hawaii.)

Cody: (To Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula), welcoming) “Aha, Mister Al-Kula! Our 3AM appointment.” (Approaches the surprised Count, escorting him forward.) “Right this way, your chance to look like Dwayne Johnson the Rock, my good man.” (Shows Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) to a big tanning bed.)

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): (Relaxes a bit) “You know what? Why not? Tanning does relief me of any stress I have and it gives my skin good therapy.” (Hops in the tanning bed and lies down.)

Sierra: (Closes the tanning bed on Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula), grinning ruthlessly) “Now we’ve got him!”

(However, as the tanning process took hold, the tanning bed starting move about as Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) starts to feel the heat and struggles to get out, causing Sierra and Cody to try and hold the tanning bed down.)

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): “Ah! Hey! Kindly open a window, will you! It’s getting hot in here, too hot for me to handle! It has light! It has tan light! I’m allergic to light!” (Sierra and Cody try standing on top of the tanning bed) “Let me out, please! I’m going to get burnt! I’m going to get tan-burnt!” (Bursts the tanning bed open, causing a screaming pair of Cody and Sierra to fall off. Irate) “That had to be the worst tanning service I’ve ever experienced! Just look at what you did to my skin and cape! This burnt almost killed me, but it’s not something a blood-flavored shake wouldn’t cure!” (Cody and Sierra run away, causing the vampire host to chase after them.) “Just wait when I get my fangs on you, you ingrates!”

Sierra: (To Cody, scared) “It didn’t work! What are we going to do?!”

Cody: (To Sierra) “There’s only one thing left to do. We’re gonna have to de-fang him!”

(As Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) is still running after his two guests, he is stopped as a chair suddenly appears above him and holds the surprised vampire in place while a lamp appears from the ceiling and shines on him.)

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): (Surprised) “Huh? What is this-?!” (Cody, dressed as a dentist, then appears and takes a look at Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula)’s fangs) “Hey, what are you doing? Is there something wrong with my teeth?”

Cody: (Looking at Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula)’s fangs) “Oh, I’m afraid so. Oh dear!” (Pulls out a Popsicle stick, holding Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula)’s tongue out and down.)

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): “What?! What’s going on?!”

Cody: “Not brushing regularly, are we? I’m afraid these two front ones will have to come out.” (Chuckles)

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): (Shocked and outraged) “Wait, excuse me. WHAT?! You dare suggest pulling my-”

Cody: (Interrupts Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) with the popsicle stick, calling Sierra) “Oh, nurse!”

Sierra: (Dressed as nurse, holding the plyers, smiling and giggling) “Coming, Dr. Codykins!”

(As Sierra approaches, however, Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) pushes Cody aside, jumps off the chair, and grabs a shrieking Sierra.)

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): “Hold it right there! I just remembered that I just had a checkup last week. Haha!” (Sierra then punches him in the face, between the eyes, causing him to let go of her as she runs off.) “OW!” (Growls angrily) “GRRRR! Why you little-! Nobody punches Count Al-Kula in the face and gets away with it!” (Runs after Sierra) “Come back here!”

Cody: (Runs after Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula)) “Keep your fangs off that fangirl!”

(As the chase goes all over, around, and through the hallways, Sierra stops at a dead end and sees the growling Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) closing in.)

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): “Hahaha! Now I’ve got you where I want you! There’s nowhere left to run or hide. You can’t win! And about what I said about Heather stepping out for the night because of a cold, that was just a little lie. Heather didn’t have a cold, I DRANK her dry, like a juice box! That’s what you’ll end up soon.” (Laughs cruelly then stops as he feels a tug on his cape.) “Huh? What the-?!” (Sees Cody, who caught up on time, holding him back by the cape) “What do you think you’re doing?”

Cody: “I’m not letting you suck her blood.”

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): (Gives a sudden sinister look) “Ah, so you won’t, eh? Okay then, as you wish.” (Turn and advances on the now scared Cody) “I may like and prefer feminine blood of women, but that doesn’t mean I won’t turn down blood of my fellow men. At least it’ll be better than nothing. Hahaha! Time I finish what I started with you!” (Opens his mouth and readies his fangs.)

Cody: (Scared) “Oh crud!”

Sierra: (Sees Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) looming over Cody, becoming furious) “Hey, Count Blood-Sucker! Keep your fangs away from my Cody!” (Kicks the vampire from behind by the rear, sending the screaming Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) into a wall.) “That’s for biting my Cody-kins in the first place!”

(As Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) crashes into the wall, he hits his face into it and slides down to the floor, feeling dizzy and in pain as he moans. Unknown to everyone, even Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula) himself, the vampire’s fang fall off, due to the impact, and bounce on the floor and back up, landing squarely into Cody’s opened mouth.)

Alejandro (aka Count Al-Kula): (Gets up and rubs his head, in pain) “Ah ow! My head. My face! The pain, it burns!” (Starts to feel his mouth, only to find that his fangs were gone. Shocked) “What?! Hey! My fangs, they’re gone!” (Miserable) “That means I’m no longer a vampire. No longer Count Al-Kula! Just Alejandro and just Al to everyone. No! What will the family think?! I’ll be a laughingstock in the family now!” (Turns to Sierra, indignant) “You! You busted my sharp pearly whites! You arrogant purple head, how dare you! I hope you’re happy now!”

Sierra: (Approaches Alejandro and pries his mouth open, looking inside) “No teeth. Well, no sharp pointed teeth or fangs. Just regular human teeth. That means the vampire curse…” (Thinks about it for a moment, then smiles) “Is lifted! My Cody had been cured!” (To Cody) “Cody, we did it! We broke the vampire curse! You’re cured!” (Stops and looks around) “Wait, Cody? Where are you?”

(Sierra and Alejandro then see Cody, who has now, unfortunately, became a vampire, due to the fangs that landed in his mouth, with a cape of his own. He gives the two a wicked smile.)

Cody: “That’s what you think!” (Laughs cruelly) “Muahahahahahahahaha!”

(Alejandro and Sierra shriek in fear, holding each other.)

Sierra: (Shocked and scared) “Cody! I don’t understand! How could this happen?!”

Cody: “You silly girl, you should know that once the fangs leave their owner, they have to be in a new one and I guess they chose me!” (Licks his new fangs at Sierra and Alejandro) “So, whose blood will I drain first?” (Lifts his finger and sways it between Sierra and Alejandro) “Let’s see, eenie, meenie, miney,” (Points to Sierra) “You! I’ll have you, purple hair, then I’ll come for Al next!” (Gives a cruel chuckle.)

Sierra: (Gasps with fright) “Oh Cody! Why!”

Alejandro: (To Sierra) “Senorita, I know you wanted to celebrate and you are now confused and shocked, but if I were you, I would RUN!”

(Sierra and Alejandro start to run for their lives as Cody transforms into a vampire bat and pursues them. Alejandro and Sierra scream as they run to the door, smashing their way through it with Cody hot on their trail. Sierra and Alejandro reach to the car and quickly made their way in.)

Sierra: “Oh no! I've just remembered that I don’t have my driver’s license yet!”

Alejandro: “Lucky for you and me, I already have a driver’s license and I’m very capable of driving, even fast.”

Sierra: “Well, then put the pedal to the metal, quick! He’s gaining on us!”

Alejandro: (Turns on the car (for it was fortunate that Cody left the keys in the car when they went in the castle for the night) and tries to get the car going) “I’m trying! Drat, cars like this can be such a huge pain in the neck!”

(The car starts moving as Alejandro is able to press on the pedal, causing the car to zoom down the hill, causing Alejandro and Sierra to let of startled yelps. Alejandro and Sierra then find themselves driving and zigzagging away from the castle and back towards the main road, but not without Cody, still in vampire bat form, flying after them.)

Cody: (Chasing after Sierra and Alejandro, laughing) “Come back here! I’m gonna bite you! Ooh, ooooh! Come on, get back here, I’m coming for you, Sierra! Ah ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha! I just want to suck your blood! Bwahahahahaha!”

The End.